December 1992 Segment 1

Transcript

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hi there, everybody. And happy holidays

Helen Henny:

Happy holidays

Mr. Munch:

This year I want a pile of presents

Helen Henny:

Have you been good all year?

Mr. Munch:

Good? Hey, I didn’t know there were any rules to this game

Jasper T. Jowls:

There are only a few and they’re easy to remember.

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

You better watch out, you better not cry.

You better not pout, I’m telling you why.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice.

He’s gonna find out who’s naughty and nice.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you’re sleeping,

he knows when you’re awake.

He knows if you’ve been bad or good

so you better be good for goodness sake

Helen Henny & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:

You better be good for goodness sake

Jasper T. Jowls:

You better watch out, you better not cry.

You better not pout, I’m telling you why

Helen Henny & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:

Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town

Jasper T. Jowls:

Santa Claus is coming to town

Helen Henny & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:

Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town

Jasper T. Jowls:

Santa Claus is coming to town.

He sees you when you’re sleeping,

He knows when you’re awake.

He knows if you’ve been bad or good so you better be good for goodness sake

Helen Henny & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:

You better be good for goodness sake

Jasper T. Jowls:

You better watch out, you better not cry.

You better not pout, I’m telling you why

Helen Henny & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:

Santa Claus is coming to town.

Santa Claus is coming to town

Jasper T. Jowls:

Santa Claus is coming to town

Pasqually:

Oh, he’s coming to all the homes in all the towns in all the world

Mr. Munch:

Say, isn’t that a line from Casablanca?

Helen Henny:

Munch, you watch too many late movies

Mr. Munch:

I’m just training to stay up late waiting for Santa

Pasqually:

Well, the wait is almost over

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s right, cause Santa will be on his way in the wink of an eye. And does everyone here know how Santa gets around? Jasper T. Jowls:

Sure, in a sleigh pulled by magical reindeer

All:

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

And as a special surprise guest, we’ve got everybody’s favorite reindeer here today

All:

Wow

Chuck E. Cheese:

There’s just one problem, he’s really shy. But maybe, just maybe if you all help sing the next song, he might come out to say “Hi” in his quiet sweet shy little way

Jasper T. Jowls:

Isn’t that nice

Chuck E. Cheese:

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.

Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.

But do you recall the most famous reindeer of em all?

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

had a very shiny nose

and if you ever saw it

you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer

used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Rudolph

join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,

Santa he came to say

Chuck E. Cheese & Kids:

Rudolph with your nose so bright

Chuck E. Cheese:

Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?

Chuck E. Cheese & Kids:

Then how the reindeer loved him.

As they shouted out with glee

“Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, you’ll go down in history”

Chuck E. Cheese:

Let’s hear it for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, ladies and gentlemen. Yay. Alright, one more time

All:

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

had a very shiny nose.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,

you’ll go down in history

Chuck E. Cheese: (simultaneously)

Yeah, Rudolph the red nose- Rudolph the re- Uh, ok, Rudy- Ok. Rudolph, we really need to get on with the show. Rudolph. Rudolph. Uh, let’s go. We’ll be back, see you later