December 1995 Segment 4

Transcript

All:

We wish you a merry Christmas.

We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year

Chuck E. Cheese:

‘Twas the night before Christmas,

when all through the store,

not a creature was sleeping

All:

Cause Munch likes to snore

Mr. Munch:

Cut it out, you guys

Chuck E. Cheese:

Helen and Jasper were just laying back

and good old Pasqually had whipped up a snack.

Then I grabbed some tokens and everyone came

with pizza and drinks for a nice friendly game.

When out in the lot there arose such a clatter,

we stopped whacking munches to see what was the matter.

Away to the front door we flew like a flash,

bumped into each other

All:

And fell with a crash

Chuck E. Cheese:

Then Jasper looked up and yelled

Jasper T. Jowls:

What do you know, the whole parking lot is covered with snow

Chuck E. Cheese:

Then we all ran to see but we couldn’t because the doorway was blocked by my friend

All:

Santa Claus

Chuck E. Cheese:

He looked to be tired like a man with jet lag.

His eyes didn’t sparkle and his feet seemed to drag.

He said he was almost through dropping off his toys

to all of the world’s best behaved girls and boys

Santa:

But Chuck E., I’m hungry and a little tired too.

Do you think I could rest and share a pizza with you?

Chuck E. Cheese:

So we brought him a drink and a slice with the works.

Which he ate in a second than turned with a jerk.

And his sack of presents was suddenly there.

And Santa was pulling out presents to spare.

A derby for Chuck E.,

some pans for Pasqually,

for Helen, a bonnet all trimmed up with holly,

for Jasper, a beautiful little brown pup

Santa:

And this is for Munch if he ever wakes up.

And I’ve got one more present for you guys tonight because you make every day happy and bright

Chuck E. Cheese:

And then we heard singing a beautiful song,

and into the restaurant marching along

came dozens of friends.

People like you who

make each day at Chuck E.’s a dream coming true.

The noise woke up Munch,

who came in with a yawn.

I told him “Here’s Santa”

But Santa was gone.

Munch opened his present and said with a tear

Mr. Munch:

With friends like you, Christmas can last all the year

Chuck E. Cheese:

Then he grabbed him a pizza,

for ? cheese gave a whistle

and the whole thing disappeared

like the down of a thistle.

Then he said as he wiped off his hands on his shirt

Mr. Munch:

Happy Christmas to all now

All:

What’s for dessert?

Chuck E. Cheese:

We wish you a merry Christmas

All:

We wish you a merry Christmas.

We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Merry Christmas