August 1992 Segment 1

Transcript

Chuck E. Cheese:

Welcome back, folks. Oh by the way, I wanted to mention that I almost put a new roof on my new convertible car

All:

Oh yeah?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Too much overhead

Jasper T. Jowls:

Stop, that’s terrible

Pasqually:

That was really awful

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Guess we should’ve known

by the way he parked his car sideways

that he didn’t want a scratch.

Chrome was shining bright,

you could see that car at night.

They say that it’s really cool.

So I said to Chuck E. “Let’s go for a ride.”

You know we got nothing to lose.

And it was Saturday night, the car was out of sight

and he says “Come on, let’s go cruise.”

And I said “Little red corvette. Chuck E., don’t go too fast.”

Little red corvette, Chuck E., we’re gonna have a blast.

Guess we should’ve closed our eyes

when you drove us to the place where your band plays for free.

Cause we felt a little chill when we heard the pounding beat.

It was the happening place to be.

Believe it or not, we ate in a hurry.

But the place had class.

And it was Saturday night, the car was out of sight.

I said “Chuck E., have you got enough gas?”

Little red corvette, Chuck E., don’t go too fast.

Little red corvette.

Chuck E. Cheese, we’re gonna have a blast.

Little red corvette.

Chrome was shining bright,

you could see that car at night.

They say that it’s really cool.

And it was Saturday night,

the car was out of sight

and he says “Come on, let’s go cruise.”

And I said “Little red corvette. Chuck E., don’t go too fast.”

Little red corvette, Chuck E. Cheese, we’re gonna have a blast.

Little red corvette, Chuck E., don’t go too fast.

Little red corvette, Chuck E. Cheese, we’re gonna have a blast.

Chuck E. Cheese, we’re gonna have a blast

Pasqually:

You know, I love to travel by plane, by car, but my favorite way is by train

Jasper T. Jowls:

Mine too

Pasqually: I

t goes a little slower so you get to see a lot more

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, there’s nothing like going to sleep with the sound of the rickety rackety rolling of those wheels

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Mr. Engineer, can I take a ride with you?

You know that’s something I’ve always wanted to do

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well, well, well, well

The countryside looks so good to me, yeah.

You know there are so many sights we can see, yeah

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

My bag’s all packed.

The whistle is blowing.

The conductor says

Helen Henny:(Singing)

All aboard

**Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine rolling

down this railroad line with you

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Heading down this railroad line

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine.

Train keeps rolling,

train keeps rolling on

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Rolling down this railroad line with you.

Climb aboard and don’t look back.

Though this train is rolling down the track

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

If you really wanna give yourself a treat, yeah

Come on

Come on along and grab yourself a seat

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

My bag’s all packed.

The whistle is blowing.

The conductor says

Helen Henny:(Singing)

All aboard

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

Rolling down this railroad line

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Heading down this railroad line

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

Train keeps rolling, keeps on rolling on

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Rolling down, rolling down the, yeah

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

Rolling down this railroad line with you

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

rolling down this railroad line with you

Chuck E. Cheese:

And as we’re rolling on down the line, we’ll be rolling back at ya in a little bit