CEC TV News Christmas

Transcript

Narrator:

Spanning the globe

Chuck E. Cheese:

Munch hold it, he said spanning the globe not sanding the globe!

Mr. Munch:

Haha, I thought that sounded funny.

Narrator:

It’s time for the Chuck E. Cheese News! 

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hi folks and thanks for tuning in to this special holiday edition of the news! Here’s our top story!

[Scene shifts to Jasper playing with a spinning top]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Wow! These tops are great toys! I’ll bet you a lot of kids ask Santa for tops this year!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh, our top story. In other news, word has come down from Santa’s workshop at the North Pole that there may be some problems with the elves, take it away Pasqually!

[Scene shifts to Pasqually at the north pole]

Pasqually:

I tell you Chuck E, these little tiny elves are making a- big trouble up here! You see they’re so small that they want to work shorter hours! Hehehe. And when they get paid, they want small bills! Haha haha! I- I think I heard that the elves are demanding a raise too! Not more money, they just want to get up to the drinking fountain! Hahaha!

Elf:

Alright hold it right there!

Pasqually:

Right here little fella?

Elf:

None of the things you’re saying is true! We elves are very happy here, magically making toys for santa to bring to the boys and girls.

Pasqually:

Is that so?

Elf:

Yeah that’s so! You were just making everything up so you could tell those awful short jokes! And we don’t like it!

Pasqually:

Oh, you’ve got a short temper! Hahaha!

Elf:

I’m warning you!

Pasqually:

Oh go pick on someone your own size. Heheh, like Barbie or Ken huh?

Elf:

Ok I will! Presto Change-o!

[Pasqually shrinks to smaller than the elf]

Pasqually:

Hey! I’m bambino sized! What’s the matter with you anyway you big bully?

Elf:

Don’t worry, the magic will wear off shortly! Heheheh.

Pasqually:

Oh, shortly? That’s real funny haha. And now back to you Chuck E!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Heheh, thanks Pasqually. And uh now before we go, Mr. Munch is gonna take a look at the weather!

[Scene shifts to Munch standing by a window]

Mr. Munch:

Ok I’m looking at the weather. Back to you Chuck E. Haha.

Chuck E. Cheese:

No, no Munch I mean uh, what with the holidays and everything, we want to know if there’s any snow on the map.

[Munch gets out an actual map covered in snow]

Mr. Munch:

Oh yeah we’ve got snow on the map, we’ve got snow all over the map! And that’s a fact, don’t know what it’s doing outside but there’s most definitely snow on the map for the holidays hahaha!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thanks Munch. And thank you for spending this holiday season with us! Until next time, this is Chuck E. Cheese saying: If something important is happening somewhere, it’s news to us!