Come For The Pizza

Transcript

Billy Bob:

Ok ya’ll, let’s tell em’ why Showbiz Pizza is so good!

All: (Singing)

We make the dough fresh everyday

Hi ho on the good things

Fatz Geronimo: (Singing)

It’s great I say.

All: (Singing)

We make em, then bake em, then serve em with pride

At Showbiz Pizza Place!

Dook Larue:

Showbiz Pizza Place, great fun and great pizza

Billy Bob:

Come for the pizza and stay for the fun!

All: (Singing)

At Showbiz Pizza Place!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Hey Earl, that sounds just like the commercial!

Earl Schmerle:

That was the commercial Rolfe! Don’t you watch much TV?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Well of course I do Earl! But I’m usually watching the other station.

Earl Schmerle:

What for?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

What? You mean you’ve never seen my commercial?

Earl Schmerle:

No! You got a commercial Rolfe?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Sure! Y’know, for the Rauncho Company!

Earl Schmerle:

Huh?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Yes, the Rauncho Company! Bringing you yet another indispensable Kitchen tool!

Earl Schmerle:

Fine.

Rolfe Dewolfe:

The amazing Chop-o-Matic! Performs over 300 useless functions in a fraction of the time!

Earl Schmerle:

Oh, oh.

Rolfe Dawolfe:

Change slice to dice! Makes thousands of julian fries in only seconds! And it really, really, works! But, Don’t take my word for it.

Earl Schmerle:

Ok.

Rolfe Dewolf:

Order one now and find out for yourself!

Earl Schmerle:

Ok!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Thousands and thousands of people paid 12 dollars for this device back around Christmas, but you can get one now for the super discounted price of 11.99!

Earl Schmerle:

Rolfe!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Already got one? Order another one! You never know when it’ll break! Call toll-free at 1-800-RIPOFF and you’ll get this beautiful steak knife absolutely free!

Earl Schmerle:

Rolfe, That’s a drumstick!

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Then you’ll get this beautiful drumstick absolutely free!

Earl Schmerle:

Are you finished?

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Well uh-

Earl Schmerle:

Good! We’ll be back in just a couple of minutes with The Rock A Fire Explosion and their version of Hamlett, Prince of Denmark.

Rolfe Dewolfe:

Hey Earl, that’s Shakespeare isn’t it?

Earl Schmerle:

Yeah

Rolfe Dewolf:

You know i used to do Shakespeare back when I was in the theatre.

Earl Schmerle:

Save it Rolfe.