Come For The Pizza

Transcript

Billy Bob: Ok ya’ll, let’s tell em’ why Showbiz Pizza is so good!

All: (Singing) We make the dough fresh everyday Hi ho on the good things

Fatz Geronimo: (Singing) It’s great I say.

All: (Singing) We make em, then bake em, then serve em with pride At Showbiz Pizza Place!

Dook Larue: Showbiz Pizza Place, great fun and great pizza

Billy Bob: Come for the pizza and stay for the fun!

All: (Singing) At Showbiz Pizza Place!

Rolfe Dewolfe: Hey Earl, that sounds just like the commercial!

Earl Schmerle: That was the commercial Rolfe! Don’t you watch much TV?

Rolfe Dewolfe: Well of course I do Earl! But I’m usually watching the other station.

Earl Schmerle: What for?

Rolfe Dewolfe: What? You mean you’ve never seen my commercial?

Earl Schmerle: No! You got a commercial Rolfe?

Rolfe Dewolfe: Sure! Y’know, for the Rauncho Company!

Earl Schmerle: Huh?

Rolfe Dewolfe: Yes, the Rauncho Company! Bringing you yet another indispensable Kitchen tool!

Earl Schmerle: Fine.

Rolfe Dewolfe: The amazing Chop-o-Matic! Performs over 300 useless functions in a fraction of the time!

Earl Schmerle: Oh, oh.

Rolfe Dawolfe: Change slice to dice! Makes thousands of julian fries in only seconds! And it really, really, works! But, Don’t take my word for it.

Earl Schmerle: Ok.

Rolfe Dewolf: Order one now and find out for yourself!

Earl Schmerle: Ok!

Rolfe Dewolfe: Thousands and thousands of people paid 12 dollars for this device back around Christmas, but you can get one now for the super discounted price of 11.99!

Earl Schmerle: Rolfe!

Rolfe Dewolfe: Already got one? Order another one! You never know when it’ll break! Call toll-free at 1-800-RIPOFF and you’ll get this beautiful steak knife absolutely free!

Earl Schmerle: Rolfe, That’s a drumstick!

Rolfe Dewolfe: Then you’ll get this beautiful drumstick absolutely free!

Earl Schmerle: Are you finished?

Rolfe Dewolfe: Well uh-

Earl Schmerle: Good! We’ll be back in just a couple of minutes with The Rock A Fire Explosion and their version of Hamlett, Prince of Denmark.

Rolfe Dewolfe: Hey Earl, that’s Shakespeare isn’t it?

Earl Schmerle: Yeah

Rolfe Dewolf: You know i used to do Shakespeare back when I was in the theatre.

Earl Schmerle: Save it Rolfe.