CU Premiere Segment 1

Transcript

[Song: We’ve Got It]

Announcer:

Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present an exciting new musical revue! With your merri-making master of ceremonies, Chuck E. Cheese!

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s me! Chuck E. Cheese! Ha ha! Your host, with the most! But even with this star behind me, I’m not the star of the show. You are, cuz the magic only happens when we all get togetha!

Helen Henny: (singing)

We can feel the magic now that you’re here

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Together we’ll make the good times right here

Mr. Munch: (singing)

And when it comes to keepin’ the groove

All: (singing)

We’re Munch’s Make Believe Band and we’re gonna make you move We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Pasqually The Chef:

Yeah!

All: (singing)

We’ve got it Together forever The fun has just begun

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

This band is number one

All: (singing)

Together we’ve got it Munch’s Make Believe Band and you

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Put your hands together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

Mr. Munch is ticklin’ the keys

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Ha ha ha ha put your hands together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

Jasper Jowls is jammin’ with ease

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Keepin’ the beat togetheeerrrrrr

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

There’s Pasqually drummin’ away And with Helen’s vocalisin’ there’s no disguisin'

Helen Henny: (singing)

Chuck E. Cheese is givin’ you a party today

All: (singing)

We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Jasper T. Jowls:

Woo!

All: (singing)

We’ve got it Together forever

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Now that we’re together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

Things couldn’t be betta

All: (singing)

Together we’ve got it Munch’s Make Believe Band and you We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Pasqually The Chef:

That’s right!

All: (singing)

We’ve got it Together forever The fun has just begun

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

It’s great to be together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

It’s really quite a pleasure

All: (singing)

Only together

Chuck E. Cheese:

I think we got it!

[Song ends]

Mr. Munch:

Oh right hahaha we’re smokin’! Hey Helen, uh Jasper, take a bow! Ha!

[Munch starts playing the organ]

Helen Henny:

Thank you!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Thank you!

Helen Henny:

No, thank you!

Jasper T. Jowls:

No, thank you!

Helen Henny:

Thank you.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh excuse me are we about finished, gang?

[Munch suddenly stops playing the organ]

Helen Henny: (quietly)

Oh, sure.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Heh heh, oh thank you to call your attention to the following amazing demonstration.

Jasper T. Jowls: (quietly)

Thank you.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh Pasqually?

Pasqually The Chef:

Yes!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh come over here a minute.

Pasqually The Chef:

Oh okay.

[Loud Footstep Noises]

Jasper T. Jowls: (quietly)

What is he doing?

Mr. Munch: (quietly)

What’s going on?

Helen Henny: (quietly)

What?

Pasqually The Chef: (quietly)

Here we go.

[Door Slam]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Y’know a lot of people ask why my chief pizza cook is also playin’ the drums here.

[Pasqually laughs]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah

[Band Chatters Quietly]

Chuck E. Cheese:

The answer is that on the outside he’s a pizza cook huh, but on the inside…

[Heartbeat, Machine Hum]

Pasqually The Chef:

Ta-da!

Chuck E. Cheese:

See there! He’s got a heart of Rock’n’roll!

Mr. Munch:

I’ll say!

[Song: The Heart of Rock & Roll]

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

New York, New York, is everything they say Ain’t no place that I’d rather be

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Where else can you do a half a million things All at a quarter to three

Helen Henny: (singing)

When they play their music Ooh their modern music They play it with a lot of style

Mr. Munch: (singing)

But it’s still that same old back beat rhythm Really, really drives ’em wild Ha ha ha!

All: (singing)

They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Now the old boy may be barely breathing

All: (singing)

But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beating

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ha ha! And now, to beef up the band, here’s the Bullhorns!

[Saxophone Solo]

Pasqually & Helen: (singing)

DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Boston and a Baton Rouge

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Seattle, San Francisco, too a-ha

All: (singing)

Everywhere there’s music, real live music

Mr. Munch:

Yeah!

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Bands with a million styles

Mr. Munch: (singing)

But it’s still that same old rock and roll music That really, really drives ’em wild

All: (singing)

T-t-t-t-t-they say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Now the old boy may be barely breathing

All: (singing)

But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beating

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

In Cleveland

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Detroit

All: (singing)

Heart of rock and roll

[Saxophone Solo]

[Song Ends]

[Twinkle Sound]