CU Premiere Segment 1
Transcript
[Song: We’ve Got It]
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present an exciting new musical revue! With your merri-making master of ceremonies, Chuck E. Cheese!
Chuck E. Cheese:
That’s me! Chuck E. Cheese! Ha ha! Your host, with the most! But even with this star behind me, I’m not the star of the show. You are, cuz the magic only happens when we all get togetha!
Helen Henny: (singing)
We can feel the magic now that you’re here
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Together we’ll make the good times right here
Mr. Munch: (singing)
And when it comes to keepin’ the groove
All: (singing)
We’re Munch’s Make Believe Band and we’re gonna make you move We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you
Pasqually The Chef:
Yeah!
All: (singing)
We’ve got it Together forever The fun has just begun
Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
This band is number one
All: (singing)
Together we’ve got it Munch’s Make Believe Band and you
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Put your hands together
Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
Mr. Munch is ticklin’ the keys
Mr. Munch: (singing)
Ha ha ha ha put your hands together
Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
Jasper Jowls is jammin’ with ease
Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)
Keepin’ the beat togetheeerrrrrr
Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
There’s Pasqually drummin’ away And with Helen’s vocalisin’ there’s no disguisin'
Helen Henny: (singing)
Chuck E. Cheese is givin’ you a party today
All: (singing)
We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you
Jasper T. Jowls:
Woo!
All: (singing)
We’ve got it Together forever
Mr. Munch: (singing)
Now that we’re together
Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
Things couldn’t be betta
All: (singing)
Together we’ve got it Munch’s Make Believe Band and you We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you
Pasqually The Chef:
That’s right!
All: (singing)
We’ve got it Together forever The fun has just begun
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
It’s great to be together
Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
It’s really quite a pleasure
All: (singing)
Only together
Chuck E. Cheese:
I think we got it!
[Song ends]
Mr. Munch:
Oh right hahaha we’re smokin’! Hey Helen, uh Jasper, take a bow! Ha!
[Munch starts playing the organ]
Helen Henny:
Thank you!
Jasper T. Jowls:
Thank you!
Helen Henny:
No, thank you!
Jasper T. Jowls:
No, thank you!
Helen Henny:
Thank you.
Chuck E. Cheese:
Uh excuse me are we about finished, gang?
[Munch suddenly stops playing the organ]
Helen Henny: (quietly)
Oh, sure.
Chuck E. Cheese:
Heh heh, oh thank you to call your attention to the following amazing demonstration.
Jasper T. Jowls: (quietly)
Thank you.
Chuck E. Cheese:
Uh Pasqually?
Pasqually The Chef:
Yes!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Uh come over here a minute.
Pasqually The Chef:
Oh okay.
[Loud Footstep Noises]
Jasper T. Jowls: (quietly)
What is he doing?
Mr. Munch: (quietly)
What’s going on?
Helen Henny: (quietly)
What?
Pasqually The Chef: (quietly)
Here we go.
[Door Slam]
Chuck E. Cheese:
Y’know a lot of people ask why my chief pizza cook is also playin’ the drums here.
[Pasqually laughs]
Jasper T. Jowls:
Yeah
[Band Chatters Quietly]
Chuck E. Cheese:
The answer is that on the outside he’s a pizza cook huh, but on the inside…
[Heartbeat, Machine Hum]
Pasqually The Chef:
Ta-da!
Chuck E. Cheese:
See there! He’s got a heart of Rock’n’roll!
Mr. Munch:
I’ll say!
[Song: The Heart of Rock & Roll]
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
New York, New York, is everything they say Ain’t no place that I’d rather be
Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)
Where else can you do a half a million things All at a quarter to three
Helen Henny: (singing)
When they play their music Ooh their modern music They play it with a lot of style
Mr. Munch: (singing)
But it’s still that same old back beat rhythm Really, really drives ’em wild Ha ha ha!
All: (singing)
They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
All: (singing)
But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beating
Chuck E. Cheese:
Ha ha! And now, to beef up the band, here’s the Bullhorns!
[Saxophone Solo]
Pasqually & Helen: (singing)
DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Boston and a Baton Rouge
Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)
Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City
Mr. Munch: (singing)
Seattle, San Francisco, too a-ha
All: (singing)
Everywhere there’s music, real live music
Mr. Munch:
Yeah!
Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)
Bands with a million styles
Mr. Munch: (singing)
But it’s still that same old rock and roll music That really, really drives ’em wild
All: (singing)
T-t-t-t-t-they say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Now the old boy may be barely breathing
All: (singing)
But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beating
Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)
Yeah
Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
In Cleveland
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Detroit
All: (singing)
Heart of rock and roll
[Saxophone Solo]
[Song Ends]
[Twinkle Sound]