CU Premiere Segment 3

Transcript

[Song: We’ve Got It (Instrumental Reprise)]

Announcer:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here comes the new group that’s all the rage live on stage! Chuck E. Cheese and Munch’s Make Believe Band!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Folks! From the tingle in my spine, I know one of two tingles. Either I got my tail in a light socket, or, it’s showtime!

Mr. Munch:

Well it’s not showtime.

Pasqually The Chef:

It’s not?

Mr. Munch:

It’s meal time!

[Chomping Sounds]

Mr. Munch:

I’m wasting away here!

[Band laughs]

Helen Henny:

Oh, sure.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Munch, you ate eleven pizzas an hour ago!

Mr. Munch:

Yeah and look at me now, just skin and bones.

[Pasqually laughs]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Skin and bones?!

Mr. Munch:

Well okay, I do have large bones.

[Jasper Laughs]

Helen Henny:

And a large appetite!

Chuck E. Cheese:

An incredible appetite!

Pasqually The Chef:

A magnificent appetite!

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha well I hate to brag, but you’re right!

[Band Laughs]

Mr. Munch:

Hey let me tell ya.

[Song: Simply Irresistible (Parody)]

Mr. Munch: (singing)

It’s almost unbelievable

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha!

Mr. Munch: (singing)

My hunger’s unrelievable, yeah yeah
My appetite’s insatiable
I eat until my face is full

Mr. Munch:

Oh ho hooo yeah!

Mr. Munch: (singing)

It’s a craze I endorse, when I pick up my forks
I’m chompin’ and I’m chewin’ ‘til I eat every course
And if somethin’ looks good to me, you know I find it

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha!

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Mr. Munch:

Why I love seafood, why I see food and I eat it ha ha ha ha ha!

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Mr. Munch:

And now, somebody who does some real mean cookin’ on his guitar, play it down Jasper!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Thank you! Woo!

[Guitar Solo]

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Woah! My hunger’s so incredible
I’ll eat anything that’s edible ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh yeah
My meals are unforgettable
My waistline is regrettable

Mr. Munch:

Hahahohoh it is big ha ha ha

Mr. Munch: (singing)

It’s a craze I endorse, when I pick up my forks
I’m chompin’ and I’m chewin’, ‘til I eat every course
And if somethin’ looks good to me, you know I find it

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Helen and Pasqually: (singing)

My, oh, my, it’s no wonder why his tummy’s fat

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Helen and Pasqually: (singing)

Way he dines, there’s no other way to grow

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Helen and Pasqually: (singing)

My, oh, my, it’s no wonder why his tummy’s fat

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

Helen and Pasqually: (singing)

Way he dines, there’s no other way to grow

Mr. Munch:

Food is!

All: (singing)

Simply irresistible

[Song Ends]

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Song: Footloose]

Pasqually The Chef:

Is this camera on?

[Electricity Sound]

Oh good. Thank you, because I have just received a special bulletin that there is a foot loose in the audience!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ahem, Pasqually. Pasqually!

Pasqually The Chef:

It’s probably hopping around out there tapping its toe to the music, or-a something that’s—

Chuck E. and Helen:

Pasqually!

Pasqually The Chef:

Yes?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Aha, there’s not a foot loose in the audience.

Pasqually The Chef:

No?

Chuck E. Cheese:

“Footloose” is your next song!

Pasqually The Chef:

Ohhh

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Pasqually The Chef:

Aha. I knew that!

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Been working so hard
I’m punching my card
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I’ve got this feeling
That time’s just holding me down
I’ll hit the ceiling
Or else I’ll tear up this town
So now I gotta cut loose

All: (singing)

Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back
Come on before we crack
Lose your blues

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Everybody cut footloose!

Backup: (singing)

Ooh-oh-oh

All: (singing)

Cut footloose

Backup: (singing)

Ooh-oh-oh

All: (singing)

Cut footloose

Backup: (singing)

Ooh-oh-oh

All: (singing)

Cut footloose

All:

First!

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)

We’ve got to turn it around

All:

Second!

Mr. Munch: (singing)

And put your feet on the ground

All:

Third!

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Now take ahold of your soul

All: (singing)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah!

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

I’m turning it loose

All: (singing)

Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back

Pasqually The Chef:

Yeah!

All: (singing)

Come on before we crack
Lose your blues

Pasqually The Chef: (singing)

Everybody cut, everybody cut

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)

Everybody cut, everybody cut

Mr. Munch: (singing)

Everybody cut, everybody cut

All:

Everybody!

All: (singing)

Everybody cut footloose!

Mr. Munch:

Ha ha ha ha!

[Song Ends]

[Twinkle Sound]