CU Premiere Segment 3
Transcript
[Song: We’ve Got It (Instrumental Reprise)]
Announcer:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, here comes the new group that’s all the rage live on stage! Chuck E. Cheese and Munch’s Make Believe Band!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Folks! From the tingle in my spine, I know one of two tingles. Either I got my tail in a light socket, or, it’s showtime!
Mr. Munch:
Well it’s not showtime.
Pasqually The Chef:
It’s not?
Mr. Munch:
It’s meal time!
[Chomping Sounds]
Mr. Munch:
I’m wasting away here!
[Band laughs]
Helen Henny:
Oh, sure.
Jasper T. Jowls:
Munch, you ate eleven pizzas an hour ago!
Mr. Munch:
Yeah and look at me now, just skin and bones.
[Pasqually laughs]
Jasper T. Jowls:
Skin and bones?!
Mr. Munch:
Well okay, I do have large bones.
[Jasper Laughs]
Helen Henny:
And a large appetite!
Chuck E. Cheese:
An incredible appetite!
Pasqually The Chef:
A magnificent appetite!
Mr. Munch:
Ha ha ha ha well I hate to brag, but you’re right!
[Band Laughs]
Mr. Munch:
Hey let me tell ya.
[Song: Simply Irresistible (Parody)]
Mr. Munch: (singing)
It’s almost unbelievable
Mr. Munch:
Ha ha ha ha!
Mr. Munch: (singing)
My hunger’s unrelievable, yeah yeah
My appetite’s insatiable
I eat until my face is full
Mr. Munch:
Oh ho hooo yeah!
Mr. Munch: (singing)
It’s a craze I endorse, when I pick up my forks
I’m chompin’ and I’m chewin’ ‘til I eat every course
And if somethin’ looks good to me, you know I find it
Mr. Munch:
Ha ha ha!
All: (singing)
Simply irresistible
Mr. Munch:
Why I love seafood, why I see food and I eat it ha ha ha ha ha!
All: (singing)
Simply irresistible
Mr. Munch:
And now, somebody who does some real mean cookin’ on his guitar, play it down Jasper!
Jasper T. Jowls:
Thank you! Woo!
[Guitar Solo]
Mr. Munch: (singing)
Woah! My hunger’s so incredible
I’ll eat anything that’s edible ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh yeah
My meals are unforgettable
My waistline is regrettable
Mr. Munch:
Hahahohoh it is big ha ha ha
Mr. Munch: (singing)
It’s a craze I endorse, when I pick up my forks
I’m chompin’ and I’m chewin’, ‘til I eat every course
And if somethin’ looks good to me, you know I find it
Mr. Munch:
Ha ha ha ha ha!
All: (singing)
Simply irresistible
Helen and Pasqually: (singing)
My, oh, my, it’s no wonder why his tummy’s fat
All: (singing)
Simply irresistible
Helen and Pasqually: (singing)
Way he dines, there’s no other way to grow
All: (singing)
Simply irresistible
Helen and Pasqually: (singing)
My, oh, my, it’s no wonder why his tummy’s fat
All: (singing)
Simply irresistible
Helen and Pasqually: (singing)
Way he dines, there’s no other way to grow
Mr. Munch:
Food is!
All: (singing)
Simply irresistible
[Song Ends]
Mr. Munch:
Ha ha ha ha ha!
[Song: Footloose]
Pasqually The Chef:
Is this camera on?
[Electricity Sound]
Oh good. Thank you, because I have just received a special bulletin that there is a foot loose in the audience!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Ahem, Pasqually. Pasqually!
Pasqually The Chef:
It’s probably hopping around out there tapping its toe to the music, or-a something that’s—
Chuck E. and Helen:
Pasqually!
Pasqually The Chef:
Yes?
Chuck E. Cheese:
Aha, there’s not a foot loose in the audience.
Pasqually The Chef:
No?
Chuck E. Cheese:
“Footloose” is your next song!
Pasqually The Chef:
Ohhh
Mr. Munch:
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Pasqually The Chef:
Aha. I knew that!
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Been working so hard
I’m punching my card
Eight hours, for what?
Oh, tell me what I got
I’ve got this feeling
That time’s just holding me down
I’ll hit the ceiling
Or else I’ll tear up this town
So now I gotta cut loose
All: (singing)
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back
Come on before we crack
Lose your blues
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Everybody cut footloose!
Backup: (singing)
Ooh-oh-oh
All: (singing)
Cut footloose
Backup: (singing)
Ooh-oh-oh
All: (singing)
Cut footloose
Backup: (singing)
Ooh-oh-oh
All: (singing)
Cut footloose
All:
First!
Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)
We’ve got to turn it around
All:
Second!
Mr. Munch: (singing)
And put your feet on the ground
All:
Third!
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Now take ahold of your soul
All: (singing)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yeah!
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
I’m turning it loose
All: (singing)
Footloose
Kick off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Pull me off of my knees
Jack, get back
Pasqually The Chef:
Yeah!
All: (singing)
Come on before we crack
Lose your blues
Pasqually The Chef: (singing)
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Mr. Munch: (singing)
Everybody cut, everybody cut
All:
Everybody!
All: (singing)
Everybody cut footloose!
Mr. Munch:
Ha ha ha ha!
[Song Ends]
[Twinkle Sound]