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July 1996 Segment 3

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Chuck E. Cheese:

Hi there, everybody. How ya doing?

Mr. Munch:

About your Awesome Adventure Machine there. You say it can do just about anything?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah

Mr. Munch:

Well I find that sorta hard to swallow

Pasqually:

Mama mia!

Mr. Munch:

What?

Jasper T. Jowls:

What?

Helen Henny:

What?

Chuck E. Cheese:

You ok, Pasqually?

Pasqually:

Oh sure, sure. I was just shocked to hear there was anything that Munch couldn’t swallow

Mr. Munch:

Oh ha ha

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well for one thing, it’s got the world’s greatest research tool

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh?

Chuck E. Cheese:

My multimedia encyclopedia Chuck E. Cheese-ia

All:

Ooh

Helen Henny:

How does it work?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Simple. First, we’ll just pick a letter at random like p. Now, let’s see what subjects we can find. We could learn about pachyderms

Helen Henny:

Now that’s a heavy subject

Chuck E. Cheese:

Or penguins

Pasqually:

Many are cold, but few are frozen

Chuck E. Cheese:

Percussion. Yeah, percussion. Now that’s a subject that is really cool. See, percussion instruments are a family of musical instruments which produce sound when struck. Get it? Percussion instruments are ones that you’re supposed to beat on

Pasqually:

Like drums

Jasper T. Jowls:

Or a xylophone

Helen Henny:

Sorry, guys. But you all have this whole percussion thing turned upside down

Mr. Munch:

Huh?

Pasqually:

We do?

Chuck E. Cheese:

What?

Helen Henny:

Sure, the wonderful thing about percussion isn’t what you beat on, it’s the beat itself. Yeah, percussion is the rhythm that feels right. The beat that guides your feet. The groove that makes you move.

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Turn it upside down

Jasper T. Jowls:

Sing it

Helen Henny:

Oh yeah.

Turn it upside down

Jasper T. Jowls:

Here we go

All:

Turn the beat around,

learn to hear percussion.

Turn it upside down,

learn to hear percussion.

Learn to hear it

Helen Henny:

Blow horns, you sure sound pretty.

Your violins keep moving to the nitty gritty.

When you hear the scratch of the guitars scratchin',

then you’ll know that rhythm carries all the action

Pasqually:

Oh yeah

All:

Turn the beat around,

learn to hear percussion.

Turn it upside down,

learn to hear percussion.

Learn to hear it

Turn the beat around,

learn to hear percussion.

Turn it upside down,

learn to hear percussion.

Learn to hear it

Helen Henny:

Flute player, do it sweet now

cause I know that you want to get your thing off.

But you see I’ve made up my mind about it.

It’s got to be the rhythm, no doubt about it

Pasqually:

Yes, Helen

Helen Henny:

Cause when the guitar player start playing with the syncopated rhythm,

with the scratch, scratch, scratch. Makes me wanna move my body

Mr. Munch:

Oh yeah

Helen Henny:

And when the drummer starts beating that beat,

he nails that beat with the syncopated rhythm.

With the rat, tat, tat, tat, tat, tat on the drums

Mr. Munch:

That’s right, Pasqually

All:

Turn the beat around,

learn to hear percussion

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oh yeah

All:

Turn it upside down,

learn to hear percussion

Chuck E. Cheese: Come on

All:

learn to hear it

learn to hear it

learn to hear it

learn to hear it

Chuck E. Cheese:

Woah, this percussion is great stuff, but it’s time we got a few more of you kids into the act. Yeah, now hang on, kids. We’re gonna turn it up and turn it upside down

Jasper T. Jowls:

Come on, now

Mr. Munch:

Hurry up, here we go. Alright now, take it, Helen

Helen Henny:

Turn it upside down now

Pasqually:

Woah

Helen Henny:

Woah yeah. Turn it upside down

All: Turn the beat around,

learn to hear percussion.

Turn it upside down,

learn to hear percussion.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Turn it upside down,

turn it right side up,

turn it front ways back,

turn it back ways front.

Come on

All:

Turn the beat around,

learn to hear percussion.

Turn it upside down,

learn to hear percussion.

Chuck E. Cheese:

All you people

All: Turn the beat around,

learn to hear percussion.

Turn it upside down,

learn to hear percussion.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Wow, I don’t know if I’m upside down, right side up, or inside out. But I do know that we’ll be back with another adventure in just a little bit. See you then