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July 1993 Segment 1

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Chuck E. Cheese:

Presenting a song about one of our favorite activities sung by Jasper T. Jowls ala, well you’ll know who

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Life inside a special world only made for boys and girls.

Balls are green, red, yellow, and blue.

And funny tubes to wiggle through, do the ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

You can hide when your momma calls, you can hide from them all.

Pinch your brother and he’ll never know

cause you’ll be hiding down below, do the ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

Come on Chuck E., let’s jump in.

You can play like you’re doing the swim.

Bring your buddies and your best friend too.

Eat some pizza and when you’re through do the ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl.

The ball, ball crawl

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok everybody, you hear that beat?

Helen Henny:

Yeah

Pasqually:

Sure do

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s the beat for only one dance

Pasqually:

And this is a dance you do with your hands

Chuck E. Cheese:

It’s called the hand jive and we’re gonna start it off real slow so everybody can get it, ok?

Mr. Munch:

Chuck E., I got a question

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah, what is it, Munch

Mr. Munch:

How can I do the hand jive and play the keyboard at the same time?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Use your feet. For you we’ll make an exception. Here we go.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

I know a cat named Way Out Willie, got a cool little sow named rockin’ Billy.

Walk and stroll and Susie Q.

Do that crazy hand jive too.

Come on, I need to see more of you trying it. You can do it

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Momma, momma look at uncle Joe doing the hand jive with sister Flo.

Grandma gave every sister a dime, do that hand jive one more time

All:(Singing)

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive.

Do that crazy hand jive

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok folks, that’s really good. But now we’re gonna pick up the tempo. Are you ready? Yeah, this is fun, I love it. Come on, let’s go

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Doctor, lawyer, Indian chief.

Now we all dig that crazy beat.

Way Out Willie gave em all the treat.

And he did the hand jive with his feet

All:(Singing)

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive.

Do that crazy hand jive

Pasqually:

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright Helen, I got the idea now but let’s go over it one more time

Helen Henny:

Ok, it’s like this.

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Slap your legs, clap your hands, over, under, fist, fist, ? right, ? left

Chuck E. Cheese & Helen Henny:(Singing)

Slap your legs, clap your hands, over, under, fist, fist, ? right, ? left

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright. Ok, you guys are experts by now. So we’re picking it up even faster. Dance? Do the best you can

Pasqually:(Singing)

Me and Chuck E. say got to go.

Doing the hand have all the way home.

The kids got crazy it’s plain to see, doing the hand jive on tv,

yeah

All:(Singing)

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive,

do that crazy hand jive

Chuck E. Cheese:

I wanna introduce you to the coolest band in the world. Helen Henny, Pasqually, Jasper T. Jowls, Mr. Munch. I’m Chuck E. Cheese and I’ll be coming back at you in a little bit. See you later!