Great Horn Bands

Transcript

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok gang I’m gonna try again with you guys. The time is 1968 and the name is BS&T.

Mr. Munch:

Don’t lay anymore of those coded things on us man!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Haha! That’s an easy one, it stands for bacon, sardine, and tomato sandwich!

Helen Henny:

Bkaw! Yucky.

Chuck E Cheese:

No no no Jasper, it stands for Blood, Sweat, and Tears! The rock band with all the horns.

All:

Oh

[Song: Spinning Wheel]

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

What goes up, must come down

Spinning wheel, got to go round

Talk about your troubles, it’s a crying sin

Ride a painted pony, let the spinning wheel spin

Chuck E. Cheese:

Folks, Chuck E’s Bandstand is going to spin a few tunes from the days of the great horn bands like BS&T and Chicago.

Jasper T. Jowls:

I thought Chicago was a town?

Chuck E. Cheese:

It is, and the band’s real name is The Chicago Transit Authority.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Haha! Chuck E, that’s a bus company!

Chuck E. Cheese:

You’re a very interesting dog Jasper.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Well thank you Big C, I’m pretty interested in you too. Haha!

[Song: Make me Smile]

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

I’m so happy, I’m so happy

To have you love me, yeah!

Life is lovely, ohh

When you’re near me

Tell me you will stay and make me

Smile

Helen Henny:

I like smiling!

Chuck E. Cheese:

It’s a great hobby! It’s the only thing to wear on your face

Jasper T. Jowls:

And that’s a cue folks! This one’s from Earth, Wind, and Fire!

Helen Henny: Oh

[Song: Faces]

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Many faces listen to the sound

Different places, span the globe around

Finding traces true in everyone

No there’s nothing new, under the sun

Pasqually:

Wow I’m like turned on to this stuff, this makes me happy!

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s the name of the game, right gang?

[Everyone agreeing]

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

I’ve lost at love before

got mad and closed the door

but you said try, just once more

I chose you for the one

you treated me so kind

I’m about to blow my mind

All: (Singing)

You make me so very happy

I’m so glad you, came into my life

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Came into my life!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well folks with a little help from the sound of the 60’s maybe we made your stay here at pizza time theatre a little happier, and if you munch on your pizza for a while we’ll be back with lots more. Don’t touch that dial!

Warblettes: (Singing)

KCEC

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