Hit The Cymbal
Transcript
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Ok! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! It’s time for the Rolfe Dewolf show, featuring that master of comedy himself, Rolfe Dewolfe!
[Rolfe Hits the cymbal]
Earl Schmerle:
Hey Rolfe! You forgot to introduce your right hand man!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Oh yeah! This cute little guy here is Earl Schmerle.
Earl Schmerle:
And this stupid looking guy here is Ralph Dewolfe!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
The name is Rolfe, Earl
Earl Schmerle:
Huh?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Rolfe, my name is pronounced Rolfe Dewolfe not Ralph
Earl Schmerle:
Oh excuse me Ralph er- Rolfe uh, this stupid looking guy over here is Rolfe Dewolfe
Rolfe Dewolfe:
That’s better! Hey, we’re really gonna have some fun now! You know, Earl and I just flew in from Las Vegas last night and boy are our arms tired!
[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]
Earl Schmerle:
What’d you do that for!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
What?
Earl Schmerle:
Hit the cymbal!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Ok!
[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]
Earl Schmerle:
Nooo, I mean why did you hit the it?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Hit what?
Earl Schmerle:
Hit the cymbal!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Ok!
[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]
Earl Schmerle:
I’m talking about why you keep hitting that cymbal!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Cause it’s real funny.
Earl Schmerle:
Well what’s so funny about that?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
I don’t know. But every time I do it people laugh!
Earl Schmerle:
Do what?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Hit the cymbal!
Earl Schmerle:
I can’t, you’ve got the stick!
[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Hey Earl!
Earl Schmerle:
Yeah Rolfe?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Are you ready for a knock knock joke?
Earl Schmerle:
Are you for real?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Pay attention Earl, cuz here it comes! Knock knock!
Earl Schmerle:
Come in!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
No Earl, knock knock.
Earl Schmerle:
Come iiiiinnnn!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Earl, knock knock!
Earl Schmerle:
Well come on in!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Earl you’re supposed to say “who’s there?”.
Earl Schmerle:
I know who’s there, it must be you cuz you’s too stupid to ring the doorbell.
[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Hey, let’s get serious for a moment shall we Earl?
Earl Schmerle:
Sure Rolfe what cha want?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Earl, I’m going out on my own.
Earl Schmerle:
What? You mean you’re going to split up the act?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
That’s right Earl, it’s time we went our separate ways.
Earl Schmerle:
You promise Rolfe?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
I’m serious this time Earl, I’m going to leave you.
Earl Schmerle:
But Rolfe, you can’t leave me! I’ve given you the best years of my life, you were nothing before you found me!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
That’s right! But now I’m a big star and I don’t need you anymore.
Earl Schmerle:
Have you lost your mind?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Why? Have you found one? Hahahaha!
[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]
Earl Schmerle:
Yeah, and I know it was yours cause I found it at the library!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Oh, why- why thank you Earl for that compliment!
Earl Schmerle:
Yeah, they were using it as a door stop! Hahaha, hit the cymbal Rolfe.
[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Earl, I didn’t come here to be insulted.
Earl Schmerle:
Oh yeah? Where do you usually go? Haaaha
[Rolfe Hits the Cymbal]
Earl Schmerle:
You were just joking about leaving me weren’t you Rolfe?
Rolfe Schmerle:
Don’t worry Earl, I’ll keep you “on hand” for a while longer
Earl Schmerle:
All right!
Earl Schmerle: (Singing)
The whole world’s going crazy!
Rolfe Dewolfe: (Singing)
And that ain’t no reason for fuss!
Earl Schmerle: (Singing)
You ain’t no fun unless you’re crazy!
Rolfe Dewolfe: (Singing)
And no one’s as crazy as!
Earl Schmerle: (Singing)
No one’s as crazy as
Rolfe Dewolfe & Earl Schmerle: (Singing)
No one’s as crazy aaaaaaaaaaaas
Rolfe Dewolfe:
The Rolfe Dewolfe show!
Earl Schmerle:
Featuring Rolfe Dewolfe!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
And his trusty sidekick,
Earl Schmerle:
Earl Schmerle! How’d I do Rolfe?
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Ok!
Earl Schmerle:
Ok!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Ok!
Earl Schmerle:
Ok!
Rolfe Dewolfe:
Ok!
Earl Schmerle:
Okkkkkkkkk
[Song ends with applause]
Earl Schmerle:
Us!!