Honky Tonkin'

Transcript

Chuck E. Cheese:

Quiet on the set! Quiet on the set!

[Sounds of Shh-ing]

[Song:Honky Tonkin’]

All: (Singing)

And we’ll go honky tonkin’, honky tonkin'

Honky tonkin’, honey baby

We’ll go honky tonkin’ ‘round this town

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright folks, here she comes.

Mr. Munch:

The cowgirl who gathers more posses than Jesse James, Harmony Howlette!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yahoo!

Chuck E. Chuck:

And you’re gonna take us Honky Tonkin ain’t that right Harmony?

Harmony Howlette:

That’s right Big C so hit it Pasqually

Pasqually: (Singing)

When you are sad and lonely and have no place to go,

come to see me baby and bring along some dough.

All: (Singing)

And we’ll go Honky Tonkin, Honky Tonkin

Honky Tonkin honey baby

We’ll go Honky Tonkin round this town

Pasqually:

Eh boss, how’d I do?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey Pasqually, you couldn’t carry a tune if it had handles on it.

Pasqually:

That a- does it boss, arrivederci.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Pasqually don’t go away mad, I wanna forget you just the way you are.

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

When you and your baby have a fallin’ out

Call me up, sweet mama, and we’ll go steppin’ out

All: (Singing)

And we’ll go honky tonkin’, honky tonkin’

Honky tonkin’, honey baby

We’ll go honky tonkin’ ‘round this town

[Song: If You’ve Got the Money, Honey]

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time

We’ll go honky tonkin’ babe and have us a time

Pasqually: (Singing)

We’ll have more fun, baby, on the way down the line

If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time

Harmony Howlette:

You know fellas, that Big C, he’s as tight with his compliments as he is with his money!

Mr. Munch, Jasper T. Jowls, & Pasqually:

That’s for sure!

Harmony Howlette:

I mean if he gives you a pat on the back it’s only to see what he can get you to cough up! Haha!

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Now you bring the money baby, you know I never mind

Bring along your Cadillac, leave my wreck behind

We’ll go honky tonkin’ baby and I won’t spend a dime

So if you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time

All except Chuck: (Singing)

If you’ve got the money, honey, I’ve got the time

Harmony Howlette:

Well boys with the money Big C pays me, we’re not gonna get much honky tonkin’ in.

Chuck E. Cheese:

You know Harmony I resemble that statement very much, especially since I was just gonna pay you a large compliment!

Harmony Howlette:

I don’t believe that anymore than I believe you’re gonna give me a raise.

Chuck E. Cheese:

I was just about to say that you’re one performer whose career bears a lot of watching.

Harmony Howlette:

Why thank you so much Big C!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Course then I was gonna say it’s too bad it ain’t worth listening to.

[Song:Take Me Back to Tulsa]

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Where’s that gal with the red dress on?

Some folks called her Dinah

Stole her heart away from me,

way down in Louisiana

All but Chuck: (Singing)

Take me back to Tulsa, I’m too young to marry

Pasqually: (Singing)

The Little bee sucks the blossom, the big bee gets the honey

Little man makes the pizza, the big rat takes the money!

Harmony Howlette:

Listening Big C?

All but Chuck: (Singing)

Take me back to Tulsa, I’m too young to marry

Jasper T. Jowl: (Singing)

I always wear a great big smile, some folks think it’s funny

Travel all over the country, Big C takes the money!

All but Chuck: (Singing)

Take me back to Tulsa, I’m too young to marry

Harmony Howlette: (Singing)

I went down to Tulsa, that was my undoing

Started into singing, still can hear the booing

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh no!

All but Chuck: (Singing)

Take me back to Tulsa, I’m too young to marry

Mr. Munch:

Yeehaw!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yippee! Haha hahaha haha!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well folks, we certainly hoped you enjoyed the show. This is Chuck E. Cheese, The Big C, saying: After all I do for these people, you think I’d get a little respect! Jeez!