January 1994 Segment 2

Transcript

Announcer:

Once again, folks, that team of tummy tickling talent: Chuck E. Cheese and Mr. Munch’s band

Jasper T. Jowls:

Hey kids, let’s play our homemade arrangement of “Achy Breaky Heart” for all the folks out here

Pasqually:

This special recipe called for a dash of fiddle flavoring

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

You can tell the world you never was my girl, you can burn my clothes up when I’m gone.

Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I’ve been and laugh and joke about me on the farm.

Or can you tell my arms go back onto the farm, you can tell my feet to hit the floor.

Or you can tell my lips to tell my fingertips they won’t be reaching out for you no more.

But

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don’t think it’d understand.

And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up and tell this man

Mr. Munch:

Hey Jasper, looks as if you were cuttin’ out more than cuttin’ a rug

Helen Henny:

Yeah, who is that little partner of yours?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Why her name is Two-Steppin’ Tammy, but the only two feet she was steppin’ on were mine. Talk about Achy Breaky Heart, I got achy breaky feet.

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

You can tell you ma that I’m no good for y’all, you can tell my dog to bite my leg.

Well tell your brother Cliff I’m giving him a tip, he never really liked me anyway.

Or tell your aunt Louise, tell her anything you please.

Myself already knows I’m not ok.

Or you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind, it might be walking out on me today.

But

Helen Henny &Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don’t think it’d understand.

And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up and tell this man.

Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don’t think it’d understand.

And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up and tell this man.

Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don’t think it’d understand.

And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up and tell this man.

Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, I just don’t think it’d understand.

And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up and tell this man

Helen Henny:

Now here’s a familiar tune we all know and love, and sitting in with us, those fabulous friends of ours, The Bullhorns.

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Chuck E. went down to the city, as he walked by they just stopped and smiled.

Dancing and singing to the beat of the band, saw three girls dancing on the dock that day.

Big wheel keep on turning, proud mary keep on burning

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Jasper went down to the river, working on a dock down in New Orleans.

But he never saw the good side of the city until he took a ride on the riverboat queen.

Big wheel keep on turning, proud mary keep on burning

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Helen Henny:

Ok guys, let’s slow it down now. Take it away, Chuck E.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thanks, Helen, and a special proud thanks to all my friends right here. Hands together please for Mr. Munch on the keys

Mr. Munch:

Hey hey

Chuck E. Cheese:

Pasqually keepin’ time so fine

Pasqually:

Thank you

Chuck E. Cheese:

Jasper T., the hound who gets down

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

Helen Henny sings so sweet, makes you tap your feet

Helen Henny:

Thanks. If you come down to the river

Mr. Munch:

Yep, there we are

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I bet you’re gonna find some people who live.

You don’t have to worry if you got no money, the people on the river are happy to give.

Big wheel keep on turning, proud mary keep on burning

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling

All:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Rolling on the river

Chuck E. Cheese:

I don’t know, guys. There was something a bit fishy about that last number

Mr. Munch:

I hope it wasn’t my goldfish