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September 1992 Segment 3

Transcript

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hi, everybody and welcome to our show. I’m Chuck E. Cheese and this is Munch’s Make Believe Band, the hardest working band in showbiz

All:

Hi

Jasper T. Jowls:

And since we’re really working for all of you, that means we’ve got a bodaciously good job

Helen Henny:

We sure do

Mr. Munch:

Hey, but we don’t need your money. All we want is for you to give us a hand at the end of the show

Pasqually:

Because wherever you work, hands are very important

Mr. Munch:

That’s right

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Working in the classroom, or working hard at having fun.

Meeting down at Chuck E.’s place when our handy work is done.

So put those hands together, yeah let’s all lend a hand.

Let’s all give a big applause to our friends in Munch’s band

All:(Singing)

Oh these hands

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Are working hard for you.

Making this a better world,

helping dreams come true

All:(Singing)

Oh these hands

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Working on the computer or playing basketball.

Jamming on piano, guitar, or drums,

or giving your friends a call.

Tossing around a football or clapping to the beat,

even cooking up some pizza or something good to eat

All:(Singing)

Oh these hands

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Are working hard for you.

Building up a better world,

helping dreams come true

All:(Singing)

Oh these hands

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Are

All:(Singing)

Working hard all day

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Doing just an honest job

All:(Singing)

For some money’s pay

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

And every job has its own rewards and it comes with its own demands.

If you really want to feel some pride and some pleasure that comes with a job well done

All:(Singing)

With these hands

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright now, listen up. We want you to take your hands and join with our hands to make these hands go to work. Yeah, let’s go. Alright. Now you got it. Take it, guys

All:(Singing)

Oh these hands

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Are working hard for you.

Building up a better world,

helping dreams come true

All:(Singing)

Oh these hands

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Are

All:(Singing)

Working hard all day

Helen Henny:

Making this a better place,

a better place to stay

All:(Singing)

Oh these hands. Oh these hands.

Oh these hands. Oh these hands

Mr. Munch:

You know, that song reminds me of what I like best about hard work

Jasper T. Jowls:

And what’s that?

Mr. Munch:

Quitting time

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh

Mr. Munch:

Oh yeah, at the end of the work day I like to get together with all my friends and let my hair down

Jasper T. Jowls:

Ooh

Chuck E. Cheese:

And with your hair that’s a job in itself

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

I got ketchup on my furry knee, I just burnt my hand.

Boy, it’s hard to be a piano man

All:(Singing)

I never learned to cook and I don’t know how to clean

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

But I eat a lot of pizza, if you know what I mean

All:(Singing)

I got to get ready, make everything right

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Cause all my fuzzy friends are coming over tonight

All:(Singing)

Do you wanna dance?

Mr. Munch:

Yeah

All:(Singing)

Do you want to party?

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Now listen, this is big Munch

ready to get the things started.

Yeah. We’ll shake the

All:(Singing)

Earth and the ground,

put some soft drinks on ice

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Cause all my fuzzy friends are coming over tonight.

Mr. Munch:

Boy, have I got a lot to do. I gotta go grocery shopping, I don’t have a thing. Woah, I gotta clean first! Look at this dust. And vacuum. My oh my.

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Now my party pad is out in the woods.

It’s a long, long way from here to Hollywood.

I now got a fuzzy hand dancing on the floor and look,

Mr. Chuck E. Cheese just walked in the door

All:(Singing)

I got a gas grill cooking things for us to eat

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

You can have something good or you can have something sweet. You can

All:(Singing)

Do anything that you want to do

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

But uh uh, don’t you step on my big green shoes. Well

All:(Singing)

Do you wanna dance?

Mr. Munch:

Yeah

All:(Singing)

Do you want to party?

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Now, this is big Munch ready to get the thing started

We’ll shake the

All:(Singing)

Earth and the ground,

put some soft drinks on ice

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Cause all my fuzzy friends are coming over tonight.

Oh yeah

Announcer:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, introducing the cast of our show. Helen Henny, Pasqually, Jasper T. Jowls, the leader of the band, Mr. Munch, and the star of our show, Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey, thanks a lot. We’ll catch you in a little bit, ok? Bye bye