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September 1994 Segment 1

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Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, gang

Helen Henny:

Are we all ready?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah

Helen Henny:

Hi, everybody!

Jasper T. Jowls:

You guys ready to have a good time?

Pasqually:

Oh yeah

Mr. Munch:

Let’s do it

Pasqually:

Hit it, Chuck E.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Welcome to my place, I’m Chuck E. Cheese.

We’re gonna sing some tunes that are sure to please.

So while they’re in the kitchen tossing pizza dough,

you can sing along and join the show.

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese.

The partiest, partiest place to be.

Always love to see ya, always glad you came

to help with the show and play all the games.

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

Right here

All:(Singing)

The party place to be

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok folks, give it up for the songbird of the band. The lovely, the talented, Helen Henny

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I sing my own song ‘cause I’m Helen Henny.

Sharp as a tack, bright as a new penny.

When it comes to the show

these guys have nothing on me,

I have everything covered from A to Z

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Jasper T. Jowls here playing guitar,

I’m the superest, coolest kind of star.

When the curtains open I crank up my sound,

and you’ll have no doubt that I’m the best around

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s me

All:(Singing)

The partiest, partiest place to be.

Always love to see ya, Always glad you came

Helen Henny:

Yeah

All:(Singing)

To help with the show and play all the games.

Chuck E. Cheese,

the party place to be

Mr. Munch:

Oh yeah

Helen Henny:

Party time!

Pasqually:

Everyone pipe down, it’s time for my solo!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hit it, Pasqually

Pasqually:(Singing)

Pasqually the chef here and I’m keeping time.

I provide the rhythm while we sing the rhyme.

I’ll be the first to tell you that I’m quite a ham.

Everyone can see the great comedian I am

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

They call me Mr. Munch, leader of this band.

I spend all day and night having good times and

I love to play the keys, I love to eat a bunch.

As far as I’m concerned, it’s always time for lunch.

Give me that pizza!

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese.

The partiest heartiest place to be.

Always love to see ya,

always glad you came

to help with the show and play all the games

Chuck E. Cheese:

Take it home, gang

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s right, baby

All:(Singing)

The party place to be

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, thanks everybody. And welcome to the show

Helen Henny:

Chuck E., I’m so glad to be here

Pasqually:

Oh yeah. There’s nothing I like more than being on stage with great friends and making great music

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah. The music, the laughter, the applause, the smell of pizza

Mr. Munch:

Pizza? I love pizza

Helen Henny:

Munch, you love any food

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, but especially pizza. I love the gooey cheese, and the tomato sauce, the spices, the pepperoni, the onions, the sausage, the mushroom

Pasqually:

Hey, why don’t I go cook us up a couple of pies with everything on them?

Helen Henny:

Yeah, make one just cheese

Jasper T. Jowls:

And one with the works

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh, excuse me guys do you mind? We have a show to do here

Helen Henny:

Sorry Chuck E., we got carried away

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, like a boat out to sea

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well let’s see if we can bring it a little closer to shore and do some surfing with surfin USA.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

If everybody had an ocean across the USA,

then everybody be surfin’ like California.

You’d see em wearing their baggies, Huarache sandals too.

A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo.

Surfin’ USA.

You’ll catch ’em surfin’ at Del Mar, Ventura County line.

Santa Cruz and Trestle, Australia’s Narrabeen.

All over Manhattan and down Doheny Way.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

We’ll all be planning out a route we’re gonna take real soon.

We’re waxing down our surfboards, we can’t wait for June.

We’ll all be gone for the summer, we’re on surfari to stay.

Tell the teacher we’re surfin'.

Surfin’ USA.

At Haggerties and Swamies, Pacific Palisades.

San Onofre and Sunset, Redondo Beach LA.

All over La Jolla at Waimea Bay.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin'

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin'

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin'

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thank you everybody. We’re gonna take a short break right now. So in the meantime enjoy yourselves and watch CEC TV