January 1991 Segment 1
Transcript
Chuck:
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Presenting a show like no other show! Some
songs…Jasper, pal. What’s the problem, old buddy?
Jasper:
Well, Chuck E., sometimes I just feel like I don’t have any friends. Well I mean, I know
that you guys are all my friends, but sometimes it’s hard to make new friends.
[Song: A World of Ways to say Hi]
Chuck: (Singing)
Music, mistro Munch.
There’s times you’d like to meet someone, but you’re feeling a little shy.
The words don’t seem to come out right and you think you’re gonna cry.
Instead of feeling that you’re gonna do something that’s wrong, we’ll show you how to meet most any person with this song.
To greet someone in English I’m sure you all must know.
To simply smile and shake their hand and give them a big “Hello!”
Pasqually: (Singing)
But what if your new neighbor had spent her life in France?
Chuck: (Singing)
In that case say “Bonjour, madame!” and smile with confidence
Pasqually: (Singing)
Ah, bonjour!
Chuck: (Singing)
Hello!
Chuck + Pasqually: (Singing)
A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try
Jasper: (Singing)
Saying “Buenos días” can make you a new friend if your friend’s from Spain or Mexico or South American
Chuck: (Singing)
And meeting German people doesn’t need to be a drag, ‘cause Germans love to meetyou if you tell them guten tag.
Guten tag
Kids: (Singing)
Guten tag
Jasper: (Singing)
Buenos días
Kids: (Singing)
Buenos días
Pasqually: (Singing)
Bonjour
Kids: (Singing)
Bonjour
Chuck: (Singing)
Hello
Kids: (Singing)
Hello
Chuck + Jasper + Pasqually: (Singing)
A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try
Munch: (Singing)
Now I have a friend who’s Russian and I’m really glad we met. I taught him how to say
“Good day” and he taught me “Privyet”
Helen: (Singing)
Ni hao ma in China is the pleasant thing to say
Kids: (Singing)
Konnichiwa is Japanese to greet you a good day
Chuck: (Singing)
Konnichiwa
Kids: (Singing)
Konnichiwa
Helen: (Singing)
Ni hao ma
Kids: (Singing)
Ni hao ma
Munch: (Singing)
Privyet
Kids: (Singing)
Privyet
Chuck: (Singing)
Guten tag
Kids: (Singing)
Guten tag
Jasper: (Singing)
Buenos días
Kids: (Singing)
Buenos días
Pasqually: (Singing)
Bonjour
Kids: (Singing)
Bonjour
Chuck: (Singing)
Hello
Kids: (Singing)
Hello
All: (Singing)
A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try
Jasper: (Singing)
If from in from Africa we’re meeting, me and you. We would say “My friend, good day!”
and he would say “Sannu!”
Chuck: (Singing)
To find out what Italians say, we could ask Pasqually
Pasqually: (Singing)
Kiss and hug and shake their hand and tell them “Ciao!” by golly! Ciao!
Kids: (Singing)
Ciao
Jasper: (Singing)
Sannu!
Kids: (Singing)
Sannu
Chuck: (Singing)
Konnichiwa
Kids: (Singing)
Konnichiwa
Helen: (Singing)
Ni hao ma
Kids: (Singing)
Ni hao ma
Munch: (Singing)
Privyet
Kids: (Singing)
Privyet
Chuck: (Singing)
Guten tag
Kids: (Singing)
Guten tag
Jasper: (Singing)
Buenos días
Kids: (Singing)
Buenos días
Pasqually: (Singing)
Bonjour!
Kids: (Singing)
Bonjour
Chuck: (Singing)
Hello!
Kids: (Singing)
Hello
All: (Singing)
A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try. A world of ways to say “Hi” if you’ll just
reach out and try
Chuck:
Let’s say hi
Kids:
Hi!
Munch:
Does anyone know how to say “pizza” in a different language?
Pasqually:
Sure, in Italian it’s “pizza”
Jasper:
I’ll bet I can meet a lot of friends now that I know so many ways to say hello
Helen:
Remember, Jasper, after you meet em, you gotta know how to treat em
Jasper:
What do you mean?
[Song: Treat em like you wanna be treated]
Helen: (Singing)
Don’t it make you mad when somebody treats you wrongly?
Jasper:
Sure makes my fur stand on end
Helen: (Singing)
It makes you feel confused and it hurts your feelings strongly and who needs that?
Munch: (Singing)
But there might be a reason that you’re feeling so blue. Have you been doing to them as
they are doing to you? You gotta
Helen + Munch + Jasper: (Singing)
Treat ’em like, treat ’em like you wanna be, treat ’em like treat ’em like
you wanna be, treat ’em like. Treat ’em like you wanna be treated
Kids: (Singing)
Yeah!
Pasqually: (Singing)
What can make a rainy day seem like the sun is shining?
Munch: (Singing)
It’s your buddy, it’s your pal, it’s your best girl friend. It’s the person you can count on to
be there till the end. You gotta
All: (Singing)
Treat ’em like, treat ’em like you wanna be treated!
[Munch Laughs]
Jasper:
Yeah, I get it! This is the sound of the golden rule!
Munch: (Singing)
Why don’t you?
All: (Singing)
Treat em like, treat em like you wanna be, treat em like
Jasper:
Yeah
All: (Singing)
Treat em like you wanna be, treat em like. Treat em like you wanna be treated
Chuck:
You know, it’s easy to have good friends, all you gotta do is be a good friend and the rest
just takes care of itself. In fact, a wise man once said that “If you have friends, you’re the richest
man in the world.”
All:
Are you rich?
Chuck:
I sure am
All:
How come?
Kids:
Yeah…
[Song: Stand by your friends]
Chuck: (Singing)
“Cause I’ve got friends
All: (Singing)
Friends
Chuck: (Singing)
That stand by me
All: (Singing)
That stand by me
Chuck: (Singing)
I treat my friends
All: (Singing)
Friends
Chuck: (Singing)
Like royalty
All: (Singing)
Like royalty
Chuck: (Singing)
I’m smiling big, I’m riding high because I know that I can count on my friends
All: (Singing)
Friends
Chuck: (Singing)
I’m a lucky man
All: (Singing)
He’s a lucky man
Chuck: (Singing)
I’ve got Pasqually
Pasqually: (Singing)
I’m right here!
Chuck: (Singing)
Miss Helen Henny
Helen: (Singing)
That’s me!
Chuck: (Singing)
Jasper Jowls, Mr. Munch
Jasper + Munch: (Singing)
Were apart of the bunch and were your friends
All: (Singing)
Stand by your friends
Kids: (Singing)
Stand by your friends
All: (Singing)
Stand by your friends
Kids: (Singing)
Stand by your friends
Chuck: (Singing)
I’ll always stand by my friends cause I can count on each and every one of them, right,
guys?
All: (Singing)
Right
Chuck:
So go make some new friends and we’ll see you back here in a little bit