January 1991 Segment 1

Transcript

Chuck:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Presenting a show like no other show! Some

songs…Jasper, pal. What’s the problem, old buddy?

Jasper:

Well, Chuck E., sometimes I just feel like I don’t have any friends. Well I mean, I know

that you guys are all my friends, but sometimes it’s hard to make new friends.

[Song: A World of Ways to say Hi]

Chuck: (Singing)

Music, mistro Munch.

There’s times you’d like to meet someone, but you’re feeling a little shy.

The words don’t seem to come out right and you think you’re gonna cry.

Instead of feeling that you’re gonna do something that’s wrong, we’ll show you how to meet most any person with this song.

To greet someone in English I’m sure you all must know.

To simply smile and shake their hand and give them a big “Hello!”

Pasqually: (Singing)

But what if your new neighbor had spent her life in France?

Chuck: (Singing)

In that case say “Bonjour, madame!” and smile with confidence

Pasqually: (Singing)

Ah, bonjour!

Chuck: (Singing)

Hello!

Chuck + Pasqually: (Singing)

A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try

Jasper: (Singing)

Saying “Buenos días” can make you a new friend if your friend’s from Spain or Mexico or South American

Chuck: (Singing)

And meeting German people doesn’t need to be a drag, ‘cause Germans love to meetyou if you tell them guten tag.

Guten tag

Kids: (Singing)

Guten tag

Jasper: (Singing)

Buenos días

Kids: (Singing)

Buenos días

Pasqually: (Singing)

Bonjour

Kids: (Singing)

Bonjour

Chuck: (Singing)

Hello

Kids: (Singing)

Hello

Chuck + Jasper + Pasqually: (Singing)

A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try

Munch: (Singing)

Now I have a friend who’s Russian and I’m really glad we met. I taught him how to say

“Good day” and he taught me “Privyet”

Helen: (Singing)

Ni hao ma in China is the pleasant thing to say

Kids: (Singing)

Konnichiwa is Japanese to greet you a good day

Chuck: (Singing)

Konnichiwa

Kids: (Singing)

Konnichiwa

Helen: (Singing)

Ni hao ma

Kids: (Singing)

Ni hao ma

Munch: (Singing)

Privyet

Kids: (Singing)

Privyet

Chuck: (Singing)

Guten tag

Kids: (Singing)

Guten tag

Jasper: (Singing)

Buenos días

Kids: (Singing)

Buenos días

Pasqually: (Singing)

Bonjour

Kids: (Singing)

Bonjour

Chuck: (Singing)

Hello

Kids: (Singing)

Hello

All: (Singing)

A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try

Jasper: (Singing)

If from in from Africa we’re meeting, me and you. We would say “My friend, good day!”

and he would say “Sannu!”

Chuck: (Singing)

To find out what Italians say, we could ask Pasqually

Pasqually: (Singing)

Kiss and hug and shake their hand and tell them “Ciao!” by golly! Ciao!

Kids: (Singing)

Ciao

Jasper: (Singing)

Sannu!

Kids: (Singing)

Sannu

Chuck: (Singing)

Konnichiwa

Kids: (Singing)

Konnichiwa

Helen: (Singing)

Ni hao ma

Kids: (Singing)

Ni hao ma

Munch: (Singing)

Privyet

Kids: (Singing)

Privyet

Chuck: (Singing)

Guten tag

Kids: (Singing)

Guten tag

Jasper: (Singing)

Buenos días

Kids: (Singing)

Buenos días

Pasqually: (Singing)

Bonjour!

Kids: (Singing)

Bonjour

Chuck: (Singing)

Hello!

Kids: (Singing)

Hello

All: (Singing)

A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try. A world of ways to say “Hi” if you’ll just

reach out and try

Chuck:

Let’s say hi

Kids:

Hi!

Munch:

Does anyone know how to say “pizza” in a different language?

Pasqually:

Sure, in Italian it’s “pizza”

Jasper:

I’ll bet I can meet a lot of friends now that I know so many ways to say hello

Helen:

Remember, Jasper, after you meet em, you gotta know how to treat em

Jasper:

What do you mean?

[Song: Treat em like you wanna be treated]

Helen: (Singing)

Don’t it make you mad when somebody treats you wrongly?

Jasper:

Sure makes my fur stand on end

Helen: (Singing)

It makes you feel confused and it hurts your feelings strongly and who needs that?

Munch: (Singing)

But there might be a reason that you’re feeling so blue. Have you been doing to them as

they are doing to you? You gotta

Helen + Munch + Jasper: (Singing)

Treat ’em like, treat ’em like you wanna be, treat ’em like treat ’em like

you wanna be, treat ’em like. Treat ’em like you wanna be treated

Kids: (Singing)

Yeah!

Pasqually: (Singing)

What can make a rainy day seem like the sun is shining?

Munch: (Singing)

It’s your buddy, it’s your pal, it’s your best girl friend. It’s the person you can count on to

be there till the end. You gotta

All: (Singing)

Treat ’em like, treat ’em like you wanna be treated!

[Munch Laughs]

Jasper:

Yeah, I get it! This is the sound of the golden rule!

Munch: (Singing)

Why don’t you?

All: (Singing)

Treat em like, treat em like you wanna be, treat em like

Jasper:

Yeah

All: (Singing)

Treat em like you wanna be, treat em like. Treat em like you wanna be treated

Chuck:

You know, it’s easy to have good friends, all you gotta do is be a good friend and the rest

just takes care of itself. In fact, a wise man once said that “If you have friends, you’re the richest

man in the world.”

All:

Are you rich?

Chuck:

I sure am

All:

How come?

Kids:

Yeah…

[Song: Stand by your friends]

Chuck: (Singing)

“Cause I’ve got friends

All: (Singing)

Friends

Chuck: (Singing)

That stand by me

All: (Singing)

That stand by me

Chuck: (Singing)

I treat my friends

All: (Singing)

Friends

Chuck: (Singing)

Like royalty

All: (Singing)

Like royalty

Chuck: (Singing)

I’m smiling big, I’m riding high because I know that I can count on my friends

All: (Singing)

Friends

Chuck: (Singing)

I’m a lucky man

All: (Singing)

He’s a lucky man

Chuck: (Singing)

I’ve got Pasqually

Pasqually: (Singing)

I’m right here!

Chuck: (Singing)

Miss Helen Henny

Helen: (Singing)

That’s me!

Chuck: (Singing)

Jasper Jowls, Mr. Munch

Jasper + Munch: (Singing)

Were apart of the bunch and were your friends

All: (Singing)

Stand by your friends

Kids: (Singing)

Stand by your friends

All: (Singing)

Stand by your friends

Kids: (Singing)

Stand by your friends

Chuck: (Singing)

I’ll always stand by my friends cause I can count on each and every one of them, right,

guys?

All: (Singing)

Right

Chuck:

So go make some new friends and we’ll see you back here in a little bit