July 1991 Segment 2

Transcript

Jasper T. Jowls:

Pasqually, I like this song of yours even though it’s not country

Pasqually:

Just think of it as country music that’s indigenous to another country

Jasper T. Jowls:

Indige what?

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

When we’re feeling kinda draggy and our spirits all are low, our drummer friend has got the thing to get us on the go

Helen Henny: (Singing)

It’s a lively dance from way back when,

folks dance both night and day.

We’d like you to join us when you hear the music play

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka

Pasqually:

Everybody get up and dance!

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka

Pasqually:

Ah hahaha, Yes!

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka,

just get up on your feet

and do the Polish dance that’s got the bouncy polka beat.

The polka.

The polka

Pasqually:

Come on, everybody

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka,

just drop what you’re doing and dance

Pasqually:

How can you just sit there? Grab your partner everybody on the floor!

Pasqually: (Singing)

You should think of lederhosen when you hear this little song

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

And Saint Bernards and snowy alps and horns a mile long

Helen Henny: (Singing)

In Bavaria, they dance like this with scarcely a good reason,

and it’s so fun that we’re declaring

Pasqually:

Polka dancing season!

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka. When Pasqually says polka

Pasqually:

Polka, polka, polka

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka,

just get up on your feet

and do the Polish dance that’s got the bouncy polka beat.

The polka

Pasqually:

My favorite dance, yes

All: (Singing)

The polka

Pasqually:

Everybody’s doing it now, yes

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka, just drop what you’re doing and dance

[Pasqually & Jasper yodel]

Mr. Munch: (Simultaneously)

I’m afraid to ask but uh, what is that?

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka

Pasqually:

That’s right

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka

Pasqually:

When I say “polka” I mean it

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka,

just get up on your feet

and do the Polish dance that’s got the bouncy polka beat.

The polka.

The polka

Pasqually:

Come on everybody, it’s contagious

All: (Singing)

When Pasqually says polka, just drop what you’re doing and dance

Chuck E. Cheese:

Folks, the band is kinda like a team. Even though we sometimes have different ideas and different moods

Mr. Munch:

When we go on stage we’re like a whale out to sea

Pasqually:

It doesn’t matter if you’re playing the drums

Jasper T. Jowls:

Or playing basketball

Helen Henny:

As long as you have team spirit

Chuck E. Cheese + Mr. Munch: (Singing)

The summer sun is bright now.

It’s time to go out and play

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Come on

Chuck + Mr. Munch: (Singing)

And you’ll be doing alright now

if you do what I say, yeah

All: (Singing)

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player.

Be a sport sport

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Don’t you lose your cool

All: (Singing)

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player

Pasqually: (Singing)

A good sport knows how to follow the rules

All: (Singing)

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player.

Be a sport sport

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Don’t you lose your cool

All: (Singing)

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

A good sport knows how to follow the rules

Pasqually: (Singing)

That way you’ll never look a fool

Helen Henny:

Munch, do you ever get mad when you don’t win?

Mr. Munch:

Well let’s say I don’t exactly jump up and down when I lose, but uh…know what I mean?

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

When you’re playing a team sport

you’ll wanna give it your best, yeah.

But sometimes tempers can get short.

Give your patience a test

Helen Henny: (Singing)

I like competition, I like giving it all.

When I play my position, I feel 10 feet tall

All: (Singing)

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player.

Be a sport sport.

Don’t you lose your cool.

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player.

A good sport knows how to follow the rules.

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player.

Be a sport sport.

Don’t you lose your cool.

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player.

A good sport knows how to follow the rules

Mr. Munch:

Don’t be a jerk

All: (Singing)

Be an example for the rest.

Cause being a sport is being the best.

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player.

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player.

Be a sport sport

be a sport sport player

Chuck E. Cheese:

You got the idea

Kids:

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Hahahaha! Sure, you can play hard!

Mr. Munch:

And you can play tough.

Helen Henny:

And as long as you play fair

Jasper T. Jowls:

You can play at our place

All:

Anytime