January 1993 Segment 2

Transcript

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hi, everybody. And welcome to the country’s greatest show

Pasqually:

Ooh, can he say that?

Mr. Munch:

With his name over the door, he can say whatever he wants

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok, what I meant was we’ve got a great show and it’s all country music

Jasper T. Jowls:

And that’s music to my ears

Jasper T. Jowls & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:(Singing)

Oh play me some mountain music

like grandma and grandpa used to play.

And I’ll float on down the river to a Cajun hideaway

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Drift away like old Tom Sawyer, ride a raft with old Huck Finn.

Take a nap like rip van winkle daydreaming again

Jasper T. Jowls & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:(Singing)

Oh play me some mountain music

like grandma and grandpa used to play.

And I’ll float on down the river to a Cajun hideaway

Pasqually:

You know, Cajun cooking is very popular now. Blackened catfish and blackened redfish

Chuck E. Cheese:

Why don’t we try cooking some of that stuff?

Pasqually:

Well I tried making blackened pizza but it never caught on

Chuck E. Cheese:

Too spicy?

Pasqually:

No, too smoky. I couldn’t even see the pizza oven, burned those little pizzas to a crisp

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Swim across the river just to prove that I’m a man.

Spend the day just being lazy, just being nature’s friend.

Play some back home come home music

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

That comes from the heart

Pasqually:(Singing)

Play something with lots of feeling

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

That’s where music has to start

Jasper T. Jowls & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:(Singing)

Oh play me some mountain music

Just like grandma and grandpa used to play.

Then I’ll float on down the river to a Cajun hideaway

Hey, hey

Jasper T. Jowls:

Hold on everybody, I can hear it coming

Helen Henny:

What is it, Jasper?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh doggies, I can tell it’s gonna be a big one

Mr. Munch:

Is it far off?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Nope, it’s almost here now

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well what is it?

Jasper T. Jowls:

It’s my solo! Play magic fingers, play. A little claw hammer now. Yeah

Mr. Munch:

The paws that refresh

Helen Henny:

He’s the picker of the litter

Chuck E. Cheese:

Look at that fur fly

Pasqually:

Oh my goodness

Jasper T. Jowls & Mr. Munch & Pasqually:(Singing)

Oh, play me some mountain music.

Oh, play me some mountain music

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Oh, play

Chuck E. Cheese:

Those must’ve been the smoky mountains cause we’re definitely smoking

Pasqually:

And for this next song we definitely want everybody to clap their hands

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah

Helen Henny:

Kids and grownups get your hands ready

Jasper T. Jowls:

Here we go

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

There was a farmer had a dog

and Bingo was his name o