March 1991 Segment 1

Transcript

Chuck:

I read in a book about the way the future would look and the future looks fun to me.

Pasqually:

and fun is fun!

Chuck:

There’ll be more time for pleasure and since leisure is a Chuck E. treasure. The future looks fun to me. I’ve got no crystal ball, just a really strong hunch that I’ll be having a great time if I stick

with this bunch

Munch:

Always welcome

Chuck:

I greet each tomorrow with a jocularity ‘cause the future looks fun to me

Pasqually:

Popularity and such vocabularity. Maybe travel in space will become quite commonplace and that looks like fun to me. Yes it does

Jasper:

Lots of movies coming ‘round and since I’m a movie hound, the future looks fun to me

Munch:

Well there’s guys as smart as Einstein who do nothing all day

Helen:

But sit around and dream of better games for us to play

All:

And since having a good time is a priority, the future looks fun to me

Kids:

Hey, we’re all kids now, what’s the future gonna look like anyhow?

Chuck:

Oh the future will be fun for you, don’t you think?

Helen:

Yes I do

Munch:

Yes I do

Pasqually::

Yes I do

Jasper:

Thank you!

Kids:

Even if we grow up, Mr. Cheese may we show up?

Chuck:

Now that sounds like fun to me

Helen:

Oh, me too

All:

The band and I couldn’t care if you’re one hundred and one. We like kids of any age who like having fun. We’re proud to be purveyors of gladness and glee, so the future looks fun to me

Helen:

Wait!

Chuck:

What is it, Helen?

Helen

Isn’t the future gonna be high tech?

Jasper:

Yeah, it’ll be real e-lectronic

Munch:

I think it’ll be techno…techno…

Helen:

Tec- no-rific!

All:

That’s it! Tec- no-rific!

Pasqually::

Here’s a little fact that amazes me, I can wash the dishes while I’m watching TV. They microwave my food without heating the oven, I’ve got a food process that I’m really loving. My ‘fridgerator is fridgerific. Kitchen appliances are Tec- no-rific

All:

Tec- no-rific

Pasqually:

Modern life is divine

All:

Tec- no-rific

Pasqually::

And the future’s looking fine

All:

Tec- no-rific

Pasqually::

To be more specific the world we’re living in is Tec- no-rific

Munch:

To stay in shape I used to jog around the block, that’s not the way of the modern day jog. They got machines that put the hurt in every muscle. You stay in shape with just a little bit of hustle. These new machines make your tuzzle look terrific. Better get me some Tec- no-rific

All:

Tec- no-rific

Munch:

Modern life is divine

All:

Tec- no-rific

Munch:

And the future’s looking fine

All:

Tec- no-rific

Munch:

To be more specific the world we’re living in is Tec- no-rific

Chuck:

My home computer boasts 64k. That’s more than Voyager 1 by the way. My modem hookup gives me mucho information. I’m out on top of the computer situation. These computers make me feel very scientific upon a modern life that’s Tec- no-rific

All:

Tec- no-rific

Chuck:

Modern life is divine

All:

Tec- no-rific

Chuck:

And the future’s looking fine

All:

Tec- no-rific

Chuck:

To be more specific the world we’re living in is Tec- no-rific. We’ve had a Tec- no-rific time. Alright, who’s the wise guy? Oh well, while we go figure this one out we’re gonna take a break. But we’ll be back in a bit