April 1994 Segment 3

Transcript

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Out in the country past the city limit sign,

well there’s a pizza joint near the county line.

The place starts jumping every night when the sun goes down.

They got pizzas and sodas, music and jokes.

It’s where all the cowboy folk go to boot scootin boogie.

I got a good job, I work hard for my money.

When it’s quittin time I hit the door running.

I fire up my pick up truck and let the horses run.

I go flying down that highway to that hideaway

stuck out in the woods to do the boot scootin boogie, yeah

All:(Singing)

Heel toe, do si do

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Come on baby, let’s go boot scootin, oh

All:(Singing)

Cadillac, black jack

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Baby meet me out back, we’re gonna boogie, oh

All:(Singing)

Get down, turn around, go to town

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Boot scootin boogie. Take it, Munch

Helen Henny:

Go Munch, go

Pasqually:

Mama Mia, tickle those ivories

Chuck E. Cheese:

Munch, you’re my hero

Mr. Munch:

Thanks everybody. Take it away, Jasper

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Pasqually asks me said “Son, what’ll it be?”

I want a lemonade, maybe two or three.

The dance floor’s hopping and it’s hotter than the Fourth of July.

I see outlaws, in-laws, crooks and straights

all out making it shake doing the boot scootin boogie, yeah

All:(Singing)

Heel toe, do si do

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Come on baby, let’s go boot scootin, oh

All:(Singing)

Cadillac, black jack

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Baby meet me out back, we’re gonna boogie, yeah

All:(Singing)

Get down, turn around, go to town

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Boot scootin boogie, oh

All:(Singing)

Heel toe, do si do

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Come on baby, let’s go boot scootin, yeah

All:(Singing)

Cadillac, black jack

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Baby meet me out back, we’re gonna boogie, yeah

All:(Singing)

Get down, turn around, go to town

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Boot scootin boogie. I said

All:(Singing)

Get down, turn around, go to town

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Go to town, boot scootin boogie. I said

All:(Singing)

Get down, turn around

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Go to town, boot scootin boogie, yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

That was really cooking, Jasper

Jasper T. Jowls:

Thanks, Chuck E. I love a good time to boogie to and that one really moved. Gave me a chance to air out my guitar and show the folks what I really can do. I hope I didn’t melt your pizza

Chuck E. Cheese:

Where did you learn to play like that?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh, it’s a natural talent. Kinda like Michael Jordan and the basketball, Barry Bonz in the baseball

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oh brother…

Jasper T. Jowls:

And you know that old ? Smith in football

Mr. Munch:

Jasper T. Jowls and his guitar

Jasper T. Jowls:

Exactly, Munch

Helen Henny:

Well, you certainly are our MVP

Jasper T. Jowls:

Well, let’s play another song for our guests

Pasqually:

Hey, why don’t we take em on a sea cruise?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Great idea, Pasqually. And we want all of you to sing along with us.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Well, old man rhythm is in my shoes, it’s no use sitting and singing the blues.

So be my guest you got nothing to lose, won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

All:(Singing)

Ooo wee, ooo wee, baby.

Won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

I feel like jumping, baby won’t you join me, please?

Come on baby, join me.

I don’t like begging but now I’m on bending knees.

I got to get rocking, get my hat off the rack.

I got to boogie down and boogie back.

So be my guest you got nothing to lose,

won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

All:(Singing)

Ooo wee, ooo wee, baby.

Won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok folks, I’m gonna sing one more verse, and then on the ooo wee baby’s I want you to join in so watch me for the sign. You ready, guys? Alright.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Yeah, I got to get moving, baby, I ain’t lying.

My heart is beating rhythm and it’s right on time.

So be my guest you got nothing to lose,

won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

All:(Singing)

Ooo wee, ooo wee, baby.

Won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

I feel like jumping, baby won’t you join me, please?

You know you want to.

I don’t like begging but now I’m on bending knees.

Ok gang, join in

All:(Singing)

Ooo wee, ooo wee, baby.

Won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Ooo wee, ooo wee, baby.

Won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

So be my guest you got nothing to lose

All:(Singing)

Won’t you let me take you on a sea cruise?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok pals and gals, the band and I are gonna take a break now. So keep watching CEC TV and we’ll be right back