Soul Music

Transcript

Mr. Munch:

Ok Folks, we’re gonna get down, get funky, get some soul!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Now wait a minute, eh- no hey cool it man I- I- cant-

Pasqually:

Yeah cool is where it’s at!

Chuck E. Cheese:

No, would you lay off the hippity dippity weird stuff? This is my show y’know, Chuck E’s Bandstand and I’ve got soul already-

Mr. Munch:

Back off big boy, I was talking to the chick

[Helen Squawks]

Chuck E. Cheese:

The what?

Helen Henny:

Does that mean me?

Mr. Munch:

Heh heh heh!

Chuck E. Cheese:

What? How- how did i lose control of the show? what happened?

[Song: I Gotcha]

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Uhuhuh, you thought you got by me now did ya?

Helen Henny:

Well I wasn’t sure uh-

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Didn’t see me standing there did ya?

Helen Henny:

Hehe, no I didn’t but I was wondering-

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Don’t be a chicken now, give it here, give it here

Helen Henny:

Well, am a Chicken and uh-

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

I told you the day you lost your boyfriend

Helen Henny:

Yes I wish you’d stop bringing that up

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

That I’d be the next one moving on in

Helen Henny:

Oh you flatter yourself

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Gotcha, Gotcha, Gotcha, I gotcha!

Helen Henny:

Now hold on there shaggy, this chick insists on a little respect

[Song: Respect]

Helen Henny: (Singing)

What you want Baby, I got it

Mr. Munch:

Now wait a minute Helen

Helen Henny: (Singing)

What you need You know I got it

Mr. Munch:

Well Helen slow down here, heh heh

Helen Henny: (Singing)

All I’m asking for is a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t Find out what it means to me r-e-s-p-e-c-t

Mr. Munch:

Aw come on, That’s all I give you Helen

Helen Henny: (Singing)

R-e-s-p-e-c-t Take care, t-c-p

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well folks since these guys got started on the soul music, I might as well bring on the best. I’m old town sound and i got the best to sing it to you too, our own Warblettes

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh boy, they’re just a dream

[Song: Stop! In the name of love]

The Warblettes: (Singing)

Stop! in the name of love Before you break my heart Think it over

Chuck E. Cheese:

And now here’s our own, Jasper! That hot dog, that soul dog, that Soul Man.

[Song: Soul Man]

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Comin’ to ya on a dusty road Good lovin’ I got a truckload When you get it, you gonna get somethin' So don’t worry ‘cause I’m comin’ I’m a soul man I’m a soul man I’m a soul man Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Soul man Eeeeeyahoo!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Now hold on folks, the power bird with the golden lungs is revving up again!

[Song: Proud Mary]

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Left a good job in the city Working for the man every night and day But i never lost one minute of sleeping, worrying about the way things might have been Big wheel keep on turning And the proud Mary keep on burnin'

All: (Singing)

And we’re rolling, rolling, rolling on the river rolling, rolling, rolling on the river

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright you guys stick around for more rock and roll on Chuck E’s bandstand, we’re proud to have you here