Soul Music
Transcript
Mr. Munch:
Ok Folks, we’re gonna get down, get funky, get some soul!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Now wait a minute, eh- no hey cool it man I- I- cant-
Pasqually:
Yeah cool is where it’s at!
Chuck E. Cheese:
No, would you lay off the hippity dippity weird stuff? This is my show y’know, Chuck E’s Bandstand and I’ve got soul already-
Mr. Munch:
Back off big boy, I was talking to the chick
[Helen Squawks]
Chuck E. Cheese:
The what?
Helen Henny:
Does that mean me?
Mr. Munch:
Heh heh heh!
Chuck E. Cheese:
What? How- how did i lose control of the show? what happened?
[Song: I Gotcha]
Mr. Munch: (Singing)
Uhuhuh, you thought you got by me now did ya?
Helen Henny:
Well I wasn’t sure uh-
Mr. Munch: (Singing)
Didn’t see me standing there did ya?
Helen Henny:
Hehe, no I didn’t but I was wondering-
Mr. Munch: (Singing)
Don’t be a chicken now, give it here, give it here
Helen Henny:
Well, am a Chicken and uh-
Mr. Munch: (Singing)
I told you the day you lost your boyfriend
Helen Henny:
Yes I wish you’d stop bringing that up
Mr. Munch: (Singing)
That I’d be the next one moving on in
Helen Henny:
Oh you flatter yourself
Mr. Munch: (Singing)
Gotcha, Gotcha, Gotcha, I gotcha!
Helen Henny:
Now hold on there shaggy, this chick insists on a little respect
[Song: Respect]
Helen Henny: (Singing)
What you want Baby, I got it
Mr. Munch:
Now wait a minute Helen
Helen Henny: (Singing)
What you need You know I got it
Mr. Munch:
Well Helen slow down here, heh heh
Helen Henny: (Singing)
All I’m asking for is a little r-e-s-p-e-c-t Find out what it means to me r-e-s-p-e-c-t
Mr. Munch:
Aw come on, That’s all I give you Helen
Helen Henny: (Singing)
R-e-s-p-e-c-t Take care, t-c-p
Chuck E. Cheese:
Well folks since these guys got started on the soul music, I might as well bring on the best. I’m old town sound and i got the best to sing it to you too, our own Warblettes
Jasper T. Jowls:
Oh boy, they’re just a dream
[Song: Stop! In the name of love]
The Warblettes: (Singing)
Stop! in the name of love Before you break my heart Think it over
Chuck E. Cheese:
And now here’s our own, Jasper! That hot dog, that soul dog, that Soul Man.
[Song: Soul Man]
Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)
Comin’ to ya on a dusty road Good lovin’ I got a truckload When you get it, you gonna get somethin' So don’t worry ‘cause I’m comin’ I’m a soul man I’m a soul man I’m a soul man Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Soul man Eeeeeyahoo!
Jasper T. Jowls:
Now hold on folks, the power bird with the golden lungs is revving up again!
[Song: Proud Mary]
Helen Henny: (Singing)
Left a good job in the city Working for the man every night and day But i never lost one minute of sleeping, worrying about the way things might have been Big wheel keep on turning And the proud Mary keep on burnin'
All: (Singing)
And we’re rolling, rolling, rolling on the river rolling, rolling, rolling on the river
Chuck E. Cheese:
Alright you guys stick around for more rock and roll on Chuck E’s bandstand, we’re proud to have you here