July 1996 Segment 5

Transcript

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hi everybody. I said hi everybody. That’s more like it. I hope you’re all in the mood to have some fun, because I’ve got my brand new invention, the awesome adventure machine all revved up and ready to go. Yep, our adventure is gonna be big, it’s gonna be bold, it’s gonna be great, it’s gonna be-

Helen Henny:

Amazing

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah, right

Mr. Munch:

Excellent

Chuck E. Cheese:

Mhmm

Jasper T. Jowls:

Fantastic

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah

Pasqually:

Marvelous

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thank you

Helen Henny:

Stupendous

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah

Mr. Munch:

Terrific

Chuck E. Cheese:

I heard ya

Jasper T. Jowls:

Wonderful

Pasqually:

Extraordinary

Chuck E. Cheese:

I heard you. Hold it. Ok, ok. We get the idea. See, my friends are excited because the adventure machine will let us see any adventure that we could imagine

Helen Henny:

Just think, we could have an adventure anywhere in the whole world

All:

Yeah

Pasqually:

Or maybe we could take a little vacation trip, yes?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah, I guess so. But-

Mr. Munch:

Vacation? Did somebody say vacation?

Pasqually:

That’s right

Helen Henny:

Yeah

Mr. Munch:

Sounds good to me

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok, ok. So where would you like to go?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh I know, I know. I wanna go someplace that has plenty of sun and plenty of sand

Helen Henny:

Yeah

Mr. Munch:

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

You’re sure that’s what you want?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh yeah. Sun and sand. The more the better

Mr. Munch:

That’s right. Come on

Chuck E. Cheese:

Then hang on to your sunscreen everybody and keep your eye on the adventure machine cause here we go

All:

Woah

Chuck E. Cheese:

Wow

Helen Henny:

Guys, are you seeing what I’m seeing?

Mr. Munch:

Looks like our in-flight movie is Lawrence of Arabia. Hey, we’ve got company

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh oh, I guess the adventure machine grabbed some kids out of the audience. Must be a loose wire here

Helen Henny:

In a distant land amidst the sand,

there stands the Sphinx and the pyramids.

He’s quite a guy

All:

Oh way oh

Helen Henny:

He keeps an eye on the little kids

Chuck E. Cheese:

Find a dusty door that leads inside.

Don’t be afraid, don’t you run and hide

Pasqually:

Push a secret stone

All:

Oh way oh

Pasqually:

You hear a groan then it opens wide

Helen Henny:

Hieroglyphs that look like this say

All:

Way oh way oh way oh way oh

Helen Henny:

Walk like an Egyptian.

Step in from the sun, you need a torch.

I think there’s one out there on the porch

Mr. Munch:

You can light the way

All:

Oh way oh

Jasper T. Jowls:

But do not play or you’ll get a scorch

Chuck E. Cheese:

Through the dark and gloom,

you find some rooms.

They might be fun

or they might be tombs

Mr. Munch:

We can check em out

Chuck E. Cheese:

Be sure to shout if your terror ?

Helen Henny:

Ol King Tut who is waking up says

All:

Way oh way oh way oh way oh

Helen Henny:

Walk like an Egyptian

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yikes, that pyramid is full of crummy mummies. Get out of there, guys

Pasqually:

Oh mummy mia

Helen Henny:

Now Mr. Munch is having lunch

while sitting atop a sarcophagus.

He hears a crunch

All:

Oh way oh

Helen Henny:

It ? in his esophagus

Pasqually:

Then Jasper Jowls starts to howl,

the mummies are dancing on the prowl.

They’re all wound up

All:

Oh way oh

Pasqually:

He should round up and throw in the towel

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh where to run?

We’re undone,

the pyramid party’s not so fun

Helen Henny:

Then Chuck E. Cheese

All:

Oh way oh

Helen Henny:

Says

Chuck E. Cheese:

Please, your attention everyone.

I’ve met King Tut, tell you what,

he’s no nut, he’s really glad we’re here.

And we can stay

All:

Oh way oh

Chuck E. Cheese:

And play in these treasures.

Have no fear

Helen Henny:

Ol King Tut when he starts to strut says

All:

Way oh way oh way oh way oh

Helen Henny:

Walk like an Egyptian.

Walk like an Egyptian

Chuck E. Cheese:

Come on, everybody. Walk like an Egyptian. You can do it. I want my mummy

Pasqually:

I’ll say it again. Oh mummy mia

Chuck E. Cheese:

Don’t be square. Dance like you’re in a pyramid, yeah. Just like our mummy friends, this adventure is all wrapped up. But we’ll be back in just a little bit with more exciting surprises from my adventure machine. See you then