Best of CEC TV 1993
Best of CEC TV 1993 was a show which compiled segments and intermissions from 1991-1993. The show was additionally used Emergency Show (Best of 93) starting from its release in May 1993 until it was replaced by Chuck E's Variety Show - Best of 1999 in January 2000.
Show List
- Intermission 1
- 6 Minute Countdown
- CEC TV ‘93 ID
- ‘Birthday Star’
- ‘Twinkle, Twinkle’
- CEC TV News - ‘Safety’
- VJ Spot
- 1 Minute Countdown
- Segment 1
- ‘The Mailman’
- ‘I’ve Been Working On The Railroad’
- Intermission 2
- ‘Midnight Special’
- ‘Birthday Star’
- Helen Henny’s Hollywood - ‘Lassie’
- 3 Minute Countdown
- CEC TV ‘93 ID
- Geography Rap - ‘Australia’
- Segment 2
- ‘Skip To My Lou / Little Liza Jane / She’ll Be Coming ‘Round The Mountain / Golden Slippers / Jimmy Crack Corn’
- ‘My Daddy’s Daddy’
- Intermission 3
- ‘What-Do-You-Want-To Bee’
- ‘Birthday Star’
- 6 Minute Countdown
- ‘Vamos A Bailar’
- 4 Minute Countdown
- CEC TV ‘93 ID
- 1 Minute Countdown
- Segment 3
- ‘Old MacDonald’
- ‘Save Us From Extinction’
- Intermission 4
- ‘BINGO’
- CEC TV News - ‘Pasqually On The Moon’
- ‘Birthday Star’
- ‘Rock It Up’
- VJ Spot
- 1 Minute Countdown
- Segment 4
- ‘Take Me Out To The Ballgame’
- Intermission 5
- ‘Goin’ Sight Seein’’
- ‘Birthday Star’
- ‘Don’t Ever Give Up’
- 2 Minute Countdown
- CEC TV ‘93 ID
- 1 Minute Countdown
- Segment 5
- ‘The Future Looks Fun To Me’
- ‘Tech-no-Rific’
- Intermission 6
- ‘Dancin’ On The Moon’
- 6 Minute Countdown
- ‘Birthday Star’
- VJ Spot
- ‘Country Dancin’’
- 1 Minute Countdown
- Segment 6
- ‘We’re All Winners’
- ‘Chuck E.’s Place’
- Intermission 7
- ‘Home On The Range’
Trivia:
- The first show in the Post-93 format, which shifted bits around to stop previous shows from playing.
- Country Dancin’ is mislabeled as Home On The Range
- The video for Chuck E.’s Place has been updated with footage from various training videos.
CEC TV News Safety
Narrator:
Spanning the globe.
Chuck E. Cheese:
Hold it Munch, he said spanning the globe not fanning the globe.
[Munch laughs]
Narrator:
It’s time for the Chuck E. Cheese news!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Well hello news watchers! Y’know before we start today I wanted to answer a question that lots of you have been asking. “Chuck E” you ask, “Why are you doing a news show on tv?”. Well the answers simple, see I used to be an old newspaper man. But it wasn’t working out you see, I just can’t make any money selling old newspapers.
[Newspapers crash as they land on the floor]
Chuck E. Cheese:
And now let us go directly to this special live story from Helen Henny on “Hen on The Street”.
[Scene shifts to Helen standing on the street]
Helen Henny:
Thank you Chuck E! The news here on the street is that it would be much safer to be on the sidewalk! Oh, you boys and girls should especially remember these rules about the streets: never go into the street chasing a toy or pet, always remember to stop look and listen for cars, only cross streets at the corners, and if there’s not a stop light that tells you when to cross, make sure you have a grown up help you! This is Helen Henny, your “Hen on The Street”, getting off the street right now, woah!
[Scene shifts back to Chuck]
Chuck E. Cheese:
Thanks for that important story Helen. That’s good advice for all of us. And now let’s hear from sports hound Jasper T. Jowls for some up to the minute scores!
[Scene shifts to Jasper in front of the ski ball machines]
Jasper T. Jowls:
Thanks Chuck E! And let me check on the latest scores. Let’s see, over there at the ski ball little Jesse just got 150 points! Sarah got 90. And Carter winds up for his pitch and, whoops! The ski ball is heading for the salad bar! Meanwhile over there at the whack-a-mole game, Rashad came back from a disappointing no hitter and scored a personal best of 9 whacked moles, wow! And those are the latest scores!
[Scene shifts back to Chuck]
Chuck E. Cheese:
Thanks Jasper, and that’s it for now folks! So until later, this is Chuck E. Cheese saying: that’s if something important is happening somewhere, it’s news to me!
CEC TV News Pasqually on the moon
Narrator:
Spanning the globe
Mr. Munch:
Oh my, have you been a naughty, naughty globe!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Hold it Munch! He said spanning the globe, not spanking on the globe!
Mr. Munch:
Hoho!
Narrator:
It’s time for the Chuck E. Cheese News!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Well hello news watchers, have I got a story for you! Well have I? Now what did I do with it, oh! Here it is, ladies and gentlemen this just in!
[Jasper walks into a scene behind Chuck]
Chuck E. Cheese:
Ok that was just in and this is just out!
[Jasper walks out of frame, then back in, then out repeatedly]
Chuck E. Cheese:
In, out, in, out, boy am I glad we finally got that cleared up. Now let’s see, what’s in the news? History was made today when our own Pasqually became the first pizza cook to set foot on the moon! And now let’s talk to him live, come in Pasqually! Eh- come in.
Pasqually: (Singing)
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, boy that’s messy!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Come in Pasqually!
Pasqually:
Chuck E, Oh and the tv people! Ciao everybody, hi mama!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Uh Pasqually, just why did you want to be the first pizza cook on the moon?
Pasqually:
Well Chuck E, I’d heard the moon was made of green cheese but I just couldn’t believe it. Now that I’m here, I see that it’s not green cheese, it’s mozzarella cheese! It’s just like I thought!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Fascinating! Any other discoveries?
Pasqually:
Why sure! The surface of the moon has an unusual crust.
Chuck E. Cheese:
What’s unusual about it?
Pasqually:
It’s chewy yet crisp, just a touch of garlic to it!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Now hold on!
Pasqually:
Oh, I’ve also discovered that the moons mountains are mushrooms! And the craters are really pepper! And-
Chuck E. Cheese:
Pasqually are you trying to tell us that the moon is really a giant pizza? That idea sounds half baked to me!
Pasqually:
Well it is half baked! I’d recommend putting the whole moon into a 350 degree oven for about another oh, 20 minutes or so and then perfecto! Mwah! And now back to you Chuck E!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Thank you Pasqually!
Pasqually:
You’re welcome!
Chuck E. Cheese:
Well folks, that report from outer space has run us out of time! So, until next time, this is Chuck E. Cheese saying: if something important is happening somewhere, it’s news to me!
