CEC Jan '91

Chuck:

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Presenting a show like no other show! Some

songs…Jasper, pal. What’s the problem, old buddy?

Jasper:

Well, Chuck E., sometimes I just feel like I don’t have any friends. Well I mean, I know

that you guys are all my friends, but sometimes it’s hard to make new friends.

[Song: A World of Ways to say Hi]

Chuck: (Singing)

Music, mistro Munch.

There’s times you’d like to meet someone, but you’re feeling a little shy.

The words don’t seem to come out right and you think you’re gonna cry.

Instead of feeling that you’re gonna do something that’s wrong, we’ll show you how to meet most any person with this song.

To greet someone in English I’m sure you all must know.

To simply smile and shake their hand and give them a big “Hello!”

Pasqually: (Singing)

But what if your new neighbor had spent her life in France?

Chuck: (Singing)

In that case say “Bonjour, madame!” and smile with confidence

Pasqually: (Singing)

Ah, bonjour!

Chuck: (Singing)

Hello!

Chuck + Pasqually: (Singing)

A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try

Jasper: (Singing)

Saying “Buenos días” can make you a new friend if your friend’s from Spain or Mexico or South American

Chuck: (Singing)

And meeting German people doesn’t need to be a drag, ‘cause Germans love to meetyou if you tell them guten tag.

Guten tag

Kids: (Singing)

Guten tag

Jasper: (Singing)

Buenos días

Kids: (Singing)

Buenos días

Pasqually: (Singing)

Bonjour

Kids: (Singing)

Bonjour

Chuck: (Singing)

Hello

Kids: (Singing)

Hello

Chuck + Jasper + Pasqually: (Singing)

A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try

Munch: (Singing)

Now I have a friend who’s Russian and I’m really glad we met. I taught him how to say

“Good day” and he taught me “Privyet”

Helen: (Singing)

Ni hao ma in China is the pleasant thing to say

Kids: (Singing)

Konnichiwa is Japanese to greet you a good day

Chuck: (Singing)

Konnichiwa

Kids: (Singing)

Konnichiwa

Helen: (Singing)

Ni hao ma

Kids: (Singing)

Ni hao ma

Munch: (Singing)

Privyet

Kids: (Singing)

Privyet

Chuck: (Singing)

Guten tag

Kids: (Singing)

Guten tag

Jasper: (Singing)

Buenos días

Kids: (Singing)

Buenos días

Pasqually: (Singing)

Bonjour

Kids: (Singing)

Bonjour

Chuck: (Singing)

Hello

Kids: (Singing)

Hello

All: (Singing)

A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try

Jasper: (Singing)

If from in from Africa we’re meeting, me and you. We would say “My friend, good day!”

and he would say “Sannu!”

Chuck: (Singing)

To find out what Italians say, we could ask Pasqually

Pasqually: (Singing)

Kiss and hug and shake their hand and tell them “Ciao!” by golly! Ciao!

Kids: (Singing)

Ciao

Jasper: (Singing)

Sannu!

Kids: (Singing)

Sannu

Chuck: (Singing)

Konnichiwa

Kids: (Singing)

Konnichiwa

Helen: (Singing)

Ni hao ma

Kids: (Singing)

Ni hao ma

Munch: (Singing)

Privyet

Kids: (Singing)

Privyet

Chuck: (Singing)

Guten tag

Kids: (Singing)

Guten tag

Jasper: (Singing)

Buenos días

Kids: (Singing)

Buenos días

Pasqually: (Singing)

Bonjour!

Kids: (Singing)

Bonjour

Chuck: (Singing)

Hello!

Kids: (Singing)

Hello

All: (Singing)

A world of ways to say “Hi” all you gotta do is try. A world of ways to say “Hi” if you’ll just

reach out and try

Chuck:

Let’s say hi

Kids:

Hi!

Munch:

Does anyone know how to say “pizza” in a different language?

Pasqually:

Sure, in Italian it’s “pizza”

Jasper:

I’ll bet I can meet a lot of friends now that I know so many ways to say hello

Helen:

Remember, Jasper, after you meet em, you gotta know how to treat em

Jasper:

What do you mean?

[Song: Treat em like you wanna be treated]

Helen: (Singing)

Don’t it make you mad when somebody treats you wrongly?

Jasper:

Sure makes my fur stand on end

Helen: (Singing)

It makes you feel confused and it hurts your feelings strongly and who needs that?

Munch: (Singing)

But there might be a reason that you’re feeling so blue. Have you been doing to them as

they are doing to you? You gotta

Helen + Munch + Jasper: (Singing)

Treat ’em like, treat ’em like you wanna be, treat ’em like treat ’em like

you wanna be, treat ’em like. Treat ’em like you wanna be treated

Kids: (Singing)

Yeah!

Pasqually: (Singing)

What can make a rainy day seem like the sun is shining?

Munch: (Singing)

It’s your buddy, it’s your pal, it’s your best girl friend. It’s the person you can count on to

be there till the end. You gotta

All: (Singing)

Treat ’em like, treat ’em like you wanna be treated!

[Munch Laughs]

Jasper:

Yeah, I get it! This is the sound of the golden rule!

Munch: (Singing)

Why don’t you?

All: (Singing)

Treat em like, treat em like you wanna be, treat em like

Jasper:

Yeah

All: (Singing)

Treat em like you wanna be, treat em like. Treat em like you wanna be treated

Chuck:

You know, it’s easy to have good friends, all you gotta do is be a good friend and the rest

just takes care of itself. In fact, a wise man once said that “If you have friends, you’re the richest

man in the world.”

All:

Are you rich?

Chuck:

I sure am

All:

How come?

Kids:

Yeah…

[Song: Stand by your friends]

Chuck: (Singing)

“Cause I’ve got friends

All: (Singing)

Friends

Chuck: (Singing)

That stand by me

All: (Singing)

That stand by me

Chuck: (Singing)

I treat my friends

All: (Singing)

Friends

Chuck: (Singing)

Like royalty

All: (Singing)

Like royalty

Chuck: (Singing)

I’m smiling big, I’m riding high because I know that I can count on my friends

All: (Singing)

Friends

Chuck: (Singing)

I’m a lucky man

All: (Singing)

He’s a lucky man

Chuck: (Singing)

I’ve got Pasqually

Pasqually: (Singing)

I’m right here!

Chuck: (Singing)

Miss Helen Henny

Helen: (Singing)

That’s me!

Chuck: (Singing)

Jasper Jowls, Mr. Munch

Jasper + Munch: (Singing)

Were apart of the bunch and were your friends

All: (Singing)

Stand by your friends

Kids: (Singing)

Stand by your friends

All: (Singing)

Stand by your friends

Kids: (Singing)

Stand by your friends

Chuck: (Singing)

I’ll always stand by my friends cause I can count on each and every one of them, right, guys?

All: (Singing)

Right

Chuck:

So go make some new friends and we’ll see you back here in a little bit

Helen Henny:

Chuck E., last week I spilled grape juice on Pasqually and I just didn’t know what to say!

Pasqually:

Oh that was nothing, Miss Helen. One time I forgot to add the flour to the pizza

Helen Henny:

You’re kidding!

Pasqually:

I didn’t know what to tell them

Chuck E. Cheese:

Jasper, what did that little guy tell you last week?

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Well a little guy told me just the other day.

His daddy said “Son, get all those toys put away.”

The little guy just ran outside and started to play.

When his daddy tracked him down this is all he could say.

“Whoops, wow, who me? Nothing up my sleeve, see? Gosh, golly, oh geez. Zap bap diddle dee.

Whoops, wow, who me? I’m the one you wanna see? Gosh, golly, oh geez. Zap bap boom”

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Well the coach said “Munch, you better go run a mile.” he said

Mr. Munch:

“Sure thing coach, I’ll be back in a while.”

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

But working up a sweat just ain’t munch’s style. When he tried to explain, he told the coach with a smile

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

And Chuck E. found himself in this black tie situation.

He was supposed to deliver some sort of verbal dissertation.

But when he stepped up to the mic he was full of exasperation.

He forgot the speech and so he used improvisation, hahaha!

All: (Singing)

Whoops, wow, who me? Nothing up my sleeve, see? Gosh, golly, oh geez. Zap bap diddle dee.

Whoops, wow, who me? I’m the one you wanna see? Gosh, golly, oh geez. Zap bap boom

Helen Henny: (Singing)

When teacher gives you homework, it’s a thing you should do.

Forget about the TV and your play friends too.

Apply yourself and soon you’ll be a smart buckaroo

Pasqually: (Singing)

But what do you do if you’re at the zoo and a kangaroo takes your homework from you?

Kids:

A kangaroo?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Now I’ve heard everything

All: (Singing)

Whoops, wow, who me? Nothing up my sleeve, see? Gosh, golly, oh geez. Zap bap diddle dee.

Whoops, wow, who me? I’m the one you wanna see? Gosh, golly, oh geez. Zap bap boom

Kids: (Singing)

There’s times I can’t explain all the things that are in my brain. So I hope you understand it when I say

All: (Singing)

Zap bap boom

Chuck E. Cheese:

You know, a few weeks ago, a kid was standing right here in front of me, and he told another kid he didn’t like him because his tennis shoes were the wrong color. His tennis shoes. Friends, one of the things that makes us special is the fact that we can all be different and it’s ok. That’s why there are so many different toppings for the pizzas. And I believe the band has something to say on the subject. Take it, group

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

I know I’m purple and I don’t see too many purple people around. Does that mean I’m different?

Helen Henny: (Singing)

How many female hen singers do you know up in this town? That’s what I am

Helen Henny & Mr. Munch: (Singing)

And we’re proud to be unique

Chuck E. Cheese & Helen Henny & Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Just cause I don’t look like you, I deserve respect, it’s true. Please remember I’ve got feelings too

Pasqually: (Singing)

I’m from Italy, English is not always easy for me. But I can speak two languages

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

City folks tell me my voice sounds kinda twangy. You know I can’t help where I was born

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually: (Singing)

And we’re proud to be unique

All: (Singing)

Just cause I don’t talk like you, I deserve respect, it’s true. Please remember I’ve got feelings too

Kids: (Singing)

So I don’t go to your school. Does that make me some kind of fool? Give me a chance and then you’ll see I’m cool

All: (Singing)

Just cause I don’t look like you, I deserve respect, it’s true. Please remember I’ve got feelings too

Kids: (Singing)

You know the real me. You know the real me. You know the real me

Chuck E. Cheese:

Wow, I’m feeling real good. Hey, we’ve got a lot more music to play so don’t go far. We’ll be right back

Helen Henny:

Hey there Chuck E., you sure are looking good today!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oh no, Helen. It’s you who looks simply fabulous. How about you, Jasper? You’re looking pretty chipper.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Well I feel chipper. Munch, you doing alright?

Mr. Munch:

Just plain glad to be alive. Chuck E., tell them how we feel.

[Song: You’re a Winner]

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Hey kids, something you should know.

Take it with you wherever you go.

Say it when you get up in the morning and late at night when you are yawning.

You’re a person whose speciality, got all the brains you need to succeed.

Don’t get down, whatever you do.

Pasqually: (Singing)

Oh no

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Cause I can see by looking at you that

All: (Singing)

You’re a winner. A lucky winner. We’re all winners

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Hey Munch, how you feeling today?

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Tell you Chuck E., I’m a ok. Having fun playing my piano. Let’s say hi to our favorite soprano

Pasqually:

Hi!

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Thank you Chuck E. and Mr. Munch too.

Who could lose with good friends like you?

Always giving me encouragement so I’ll return the compliment

All: (Singing)

Cause you’re a winner

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yes you are, man

All: (Singing)

A lucky winner. We’re all winners

Mr. Munch:

Oh yeah, hahaha!

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Jasper, Jasper you faithful old hound

Jasper T. Jowls:

Hmm?

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Won’t you spread some Jasper wisdom around?

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Don’t know much but I do know one thing,

all you people are really something.

Like Pasqually who’s always so kindly.

He has always been right there behind me

Pasqually: (Singing)

Don’t be silly, you deserve my respect. From the day I met you, I could detect

All: (Singing)

That you’re a winner

Pasqually:

This means you

All: (Singing)

A lucky winner

Jasper T. Jowls:

Come on, now

All: (Singing)

We’re all winners

Jasper T. Jowls:

Y’all check out these harmonies

All: (Singing)

To our friends who are watching the show,

remember this when it’s time to go.

What is fact is not braggadocio.

It’s ok to let the world know

All & Kids: (Singing)

That you’re a winner

Pasqually:

Let everybody know!

All: (Singing)

And I’m a winner. We’re all winners. Lucky winners. We’re all winners. Winners

[Song: Chuck E’s Place]

Helen Henny:

Chuck E, I just love it here. All the kids, the games, the fun-

Mr. Munch:

The pizza!

Helen:

Yeah, Munch. The pizza too!

Pasqually:

If you people enjoy yourselves as much as we do, then I think the world is gonna be a better place!

Chuck:

Tell em, Pasqually!

Pasqually: (Singing)

I’ve got a feeling this is gonna be a special day.

Me and my friends are making plans to go out and play

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

When I wake up I’m excited ‘cause a new day’s waiting for me.

I’m not gonna waste it being sad about silly things I can’t see

Helen Henny: (Singing)

You won’t catch me frowning with tears in my eyes.

I don’t see rain clouds, just sunny skies

All: (Singing)

Happy people come along with me.

Pasqually:

Come one everybody!

All: (Singing)

Get that silly frown right off your face.

Put your troubles right there by the doorway.

Because today we’re having fun at Chuck E.’s place

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

The gang’s gonna meet here at just about 7 ‘o clock, I think so haha!

When we get together I know we’re gonna make this place rock, you hearing me now?

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

What do you say we get your friends together with mine?

Kids:

Yeah!

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

We’ll get this party rollin’ and all have a real good time

Kids: (Singing)

Don’t wait a minute, don’t hesitate.

I’m headed for Chuck E.’s and I won’t be late

All: (Singing)

Happy people come along with me

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Happy people only

All: (Singing)

Get that silly frown right off your face

Pasqually: (Singing)

Turn it upside down

All: (Singing)

Put your troubles right there by the doorway

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

From outside of the doorway

All: (Singing)

Because today we’re having fun at Chuck E.’s place.

Happy people come along with me

Mr. Munch:

Y’all come on now, huh? Haha!

All: (Singing)

Get that silly frown right off your face

Pasqually:

Work it off!

Jasper T. Jowls:

That’s right!

All: (Singing)

Put your troubles right there by the doorway

Chuck E. Cheese:

You leave ’em right there, huh?

All: (Singing)

Cause today we’re having, today we’re having, today we’re having fun at

Chuck E.’s place!

Chuck:

Speaking for Jasper Jowls, Mr. Munch, Pasqually, and the lovely Miss Helen Henny. I want you people to know how much we appreciate you, cause when you have a good time we have a good time. Keep smiling and we’ll see you soon. Bye bye