Chuck E. Cheese's - I'm Da Greatest / Biggest Fan (1985)

Chuck E. Cheese’s - I’m Da Greatest / Biggest Fan is a Chuck E. Cheese labeled record sung by Joseph G. Ajhar and published by B.O.O. Music in 1985.

Release

It is currently unknown if these records were ever released in any Pizza Time Theatre locations, though is possibly the case in a select few franchise locations in the Pacific Northwest, or even just a single store from that area. Franchise locations during the time had leeway to run their stores to their owner’s discretion, and an unauthorized record using the CEC trademark was possible.^[1] This release was later followed up by the Chuck E. Cheese & The Ratkateers (1985)|Chuck E. Cheese & The Ratkateers cassette, though it is unknown if the cassette was ever released.

Transcripts

|-|I’m Da Greatest= I’m da greatest, one and only famous The masterpiece of rock & roll If I hear ya callin’, I’ll be rock & rollin To any song that you may know Any song I sing is garunteed to please ya So sing along and join the show I’m da greatest, one and only famous The masterpiece of rock & roll So oh no, don’t ever go away Oh no, you don’t want to end today The famous greatest rat, Chuck E. Cheese is it a fact I’m the greatest star in all of the world Some tried to beat me, but could never defeat me My biggest fans are boys and girls I’m always at the top, and I’ll never ever stop Keep on goin’ like a spinnin’ top I’m da greatest, one and only famous The greatest star in all of the world But oh no, don’t ever go away Oh no, you don’t want to, you do stay So oh no, don’t ever go away Oh no, you don’t want to, you do stay |-|Biggest Fan= I’ll take ya out if you want me to I’m gonna be very nice to you I’m gonna pick you up in my big Sedan You’re gonna find out I’m your biggest fan I wanna tell you but I’m not very bold Could ya understand what I’m being told You were a child when I left you alone Well now I’m back and I wanna stay home I broke your heart it was so long ago Your mother said that you would need me so Go by my future’s what I thought I’d do But now I realize my future is you I am sincere and I hope you’d accept Then I’m so sorry and I’m filled with regret Please take me back as your father once more Don’t leave me standing outside your front door I feel so lonely and sad and old that I can’t make it all up to you I know you can’t understand Just give me the chance I’ll show you what I’ll do, just for you I’ll take ya out if you want me to I’m gonna be very nice to you I’m gonna pick you up in my big Sedan You’re gonna find out I’m your biggest fan