Environment '92

Pasqually:(Singing)

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

In the jungle, the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight.

In the village, the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight.

In the village, the quiet village the lion sleeps tonight.

You know Chuck E., I think I’m gonna let sleeping lions lie

Mr. Munch:

I wonder if it ever wakes up in enough time to eat

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah, and that’s one kitty whose bite is bigger than my bark

Pasqually:

I think he’s right

Mr. Munch:

You know, I once had a friend who lived in the same house as a lion

Chuck E. Cheese:

Wow, wouldn’t that get awfully crowded?

Mr. Munch:

Well, it’s all one world, isn’t it?

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Here’s a little topic I shouldn’t let slip by.

It has to do with cleaning up the earth, the sea, and the sky.

Well now is the time we should begin

and here are some ways that we can all pitch in.

The rainforest gives the earth its oxygen

and we’ve got to work together to build them up again.

We can work together if you please

cause we got to protect those plants and trees.

All the little creatures in the deep blue sea,

I know they may not lie to you and me.

Rivers and the oceans, we just got to keep em clean.

We’ve got to keep that water fresh if you know what I mean

Helen Henny & Pasqually:(Singing)

One world is enough for all of us

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One world is enough

Helen Henny & Pasqually:(Singing)

One world is enough for all of us

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One world is enough.

There are some words that I should probably say here

like we’ve got to protect that ozone layer.

Pasqually:

That’s right

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It is what protects us from the rays of the sun and without it, well, we’d all be pretty well done

Pasqually:

Mmm

Helen Henny:(Singing)

The good news is is it’s so easy to clean up the environment for you and me, see?

There is still some time to make a stand, put our hands together and devise a plan

Helen Henny & Pasqually:(Singing)

One world is enough for all of us

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One world is enough

Helen Henny & Pasqually:(Singing)

One world is enough for all of us

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One world is enough

Mr. Munch:

Well I know what I’m gonna do for the environment. I’m gonna recycle all my cans

Jasper T. Jowls: (simultaneously)

Alright

Mr. Munch:

What about you, Pasqually?

Pasqually:

That’s a good idea. I’m gonna turn off the water before I brush my teeth

Mr. Munch:

That’s good too

Jasper T. Jowls: (simultaneously)

Yeah

Mr. Munch:

Jasper, what about you?

Jasper T. Jowls:

I’m gonna gather up all my newspapers and take em down to the recycling center

Pasqually:

Good idea

Helen Henny & Pasqually:(Singing)

One world is enough for all of us

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One world is enough

Helen Henny & Pasqually:(Singing)

One world is enough for all of us

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One world is enough

Chuck E. Cheese:

Stay with us, we’ll be right back

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Well baby let me be your loving teddy bear.

Put a chain around my neck

and leave me anywhere.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

I don’t wanna be your tiger

cause tigers play too rough,

I don’t wanna be your lion

cause lions aren’t the kind you love enough.

I just wanna be your teddy bear.

Put a chain around my neck

and leave me anywhere.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

Well baby let me be around you every night.

Run your fingers through my hair and comfort me real tight.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

Now listen, I don’t wanna be your tiger

cause tigers play too rough,

I don’t wanna be your lion

cause lions aren’t the kind you love enough.

I just wanna be your teddy bear.

Put a chain around my neck

and leave me anywhere.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

I just wanna be your teddy bear

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well Munch, judging from the sound reverberating throughout, it could only be one person

Chuck E. Cheese & Jasper T. Jowls:

Charlie Rockit!

Charlie Rockit:

Yo, what’s up?

Mr. Munch:

Well Charlie, I’d like to ask you to sit in but-

Charlie Rockit:

Gee Munch, that teddy bear stuff I just can’t relate

Chuck E. Cheese:

What on earth do you mean?

Charlie Rockit:

I mean, I like tunes with a little more bite

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well Charlie, I’m sure we’d all like to hear that but we got a show to do

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

one two, one two.

I remember when rock was young,

me and Suzie had so much fun.

Holding hands and skimming stones.

Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

but the biggest kick I ever got

was doing the thing called the crocodile rock.

While the other kids were rocking round the clock,

we were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

All:(Singing)

Crocodile rocking

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Was something shocking when your feet just can’t keep still

All:(Singing)

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will. Lordy mama

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Those Friday nights when all the stars were shining bright

All:(Singing)

The crocodile rocking

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Was out of sight

All:(Singing)

Well the years went by and the rock just died.

Suzie went and left me for some foreign guy.

Long nights crying by the record machine

dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.

But they’ll never kill the thrills we got

burning up to the crocodile rock

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Learning fast as the weeks went past

All:(Singing)

We really thought the crocodile rock would last.

Well, crocodile rocking

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Was something shocking when your feet just can’t keep still

All:(Singing)

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will

All:(Singing)

Lordy mama

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Those Friday nights when all the stars were shining bright

All:(Singing)

And crocodile rocking

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Was out of sight

Chuck E. Cheese:

I can now understand, Charlie, what you mean by a song with bite. But we really need to get along with our show. So, uh

Charlie Rockit:

Not quite, Chuck

Chuck E. Cheese:

What?

Charlie Rockit:

You were saying?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Forget it

Narrator:

On the land, in the air, or out at sea, if something is happening somewhere,

Chuck E. Cheese:

It’s news to me! Heheheheh.

Narrator:

CECTV presents the Chuck E. Cheese news! Featuring news hound Jasper T. Jowls! Plucky reporter Helen Henny! Foreign correspondent Pasqually!

Pasqually:

Eh, Ciao! Hehe.

Narrator:

And Mr. Munch, taking care of the leftovers!

Mr. Munch:

Mmm, did I hear somebody say Chow? Haha, mmm.

Narrator:

Take it away Chuck E!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thanks! Hello everybody, topping our news today is a story that is absolutely shocking!

[Chuck gets handed a paper that shocks him]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeeeeoowwww! A shocking news story. Kids, don’t try this one at home. Now then where was I? Oh yeah, im told that I’m a few minutes our ace news hound Jasper T. Jowls will have an absolutely incredible news bulletin for us!

[Scene shifts to Jasper next to an old man]

Jasper T. Jowls:

That’s right Chuck E! I’ll be bringing you a live interview with Mr. Burford Buamgardner who has just seen something absolutely astounding!

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

I couldn’t believe my eyes! It’s amazing! It’s stupendous! Holy cow!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Wow! I’m sure everyone will want to stay tuned for that! But first, as you all know this is an election year, when everybody in the US of A chooses a new president to run things! More or less. There are candidates from the republican ticket and from the democratic ticket! But now we’re told there’s also a presidential candidate from the meal ticket! Our own Mr. Munch!

[Scene shifts to Munch on a podium giving a speech]

Mr. Munch:

My fellow Americans, when you make me president the first thing I’m gonna do is invite you all to dinner there at the White House! Well the first thing I’m gonna do is paint the house purple. But the second thing I’ll do is invite you to dinner! And a lot of people have been telling me that they want more dough, well you elect me and I’ll give you plenty of dough! Hey Pasqually! Give these people some dough, ha!

Pasqually:

Sure thing President Munch your honor sir!

[Pasqually throws a pizza into the crowd]

Mr. Munch:

And I don’t think America’s hungry for new ideas, I think America’s just hungry for some pizza! Yeah! And when I become president everyone will finally get a piece of the pie! Let em have it Pasqually!

[Pasqually throws more pizza into the crowd]

Mr. Munch:

You see? The meal ticket isn’t only for the upper crust, it’s a party for the people! A pizza party! Hahaha. And now I’m not one for making cheesy promises, actually I prefer extra cheese, but I will promise you this, read my lips, no new anchovies! Hahaha, thank you, thank you! And remember, a vote for Munch is a vote for lunch! Hahaha, thank you!

[Scene shifts back to Chuck]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well, he’s certainly given us food for thought hasn’t he? Now then let’s rejoin Jasper T. Jowls for that incredible, unbelievable, mind blowing, exciting news bulletin that we promised you earlier! Jasper?

[Scene shifts back to Jasper and Burford]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Right here Chuck E! Now, Mr. Baumgardner, can you tell us what you saw that was so astounding?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

Astounding hardly describes it. There hasn’t been anyone that’s ever seen anything like it! It’s miraculous!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

It’s cataclysmic!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yes?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

It’s- it’s- way cool heheh.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yes but what did you see Mr. Buamgardner?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

I saw, a talking dog!!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Incredible! A talking dog! Where did you see it?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

I’m looking at him right now! Heheheheh

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh! Oh. Ahem, well I guess that’s not such a news bulletin after all.

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

Look at that dog talk!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Uh, hehehe. Back to you Chuck E!

[Scene shifts back to Chuck]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Sometimes I think this news cast is going to the dogs. But that’s another tail hehehe. But for now, this is Chuck E. Cheese saying if no news is good news, then we’ve got the best news on TV! See ya later!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright everybody, you all know this one. Just follow along

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O.

And on this farm he had some cows E I E I O.

Well, with a moo moo here and a moo moo there.

Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo.

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O.

Old MacDonald had a farm

All:(Singing)

E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well, and on this farm he had some pigs

All:(Singing)

E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

With an

All:(Singing)

Oink oink here and an oink oink there.

Here an oink, there an oink, Everywhere an oink oink.

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

And Old MacDonald had a farm

All:(Singing)

E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well on this farm he had some sheep

All:(Singing)

E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Listen, with a

All:(Singing)

Ba ba here and a ba ba there.

Here a ba, there a ba, Everywhere a ba ba.

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Old MacDonald had a farm

All:(Singing)

E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well and on this farm he had some hens

All:(Singing)

E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Listen, with a

All:(Singing)

Cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there.

Here a cluck, there a cluck, Everywhere a cluck cluck.

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O

Chuck E. Cheese:

now let’s put em all together

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Old MacDonald had a farm

All:(Singing)

E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Yeah with a

All:(Singing)

Moo moo here and a moo moo there.

Here a moo, there a moo. Everywhere a moo moo.

An oink oink here and an oink oink there.

Here an oink, there an oink. Everywhere an oink oink.

A ba ba here and a ba ba there.

Here a ba, there a ba. Everywhere a ba ba.

A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there.

Here a cluck, there a cluck. Everywhere a cluck cluck.

Old MacDonald had a farm E I E I O

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Woah

All:(Singing)

Old MacDonald.

Old MacDonald

Mr. Munch:

Man, with all those animals, I’d be worried about what to feed em

Chuck E. Cheese:

Munch, what we feed our animals isn’t the only thing we should be worried about

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Here’s a song from a different point of view

about me and some friends of mine living in the wild and in the zoo.

With each new season we try to adapt to every change

but some of us are finding it so hard to rearrange.

So all we ask is that you maybe could help us out.

Cause basically you know that that’s what friends are all about.

Tender love and care from your kind and gentle heart

will buy us some time and that’s a great place to start.

This is a favor we ask of you.

Save us from extinction,

help us see another day.

Save us from extinction.

I don’t mean to get too heavy and I’m not trying to bring you down

but you know there are some animals that are nowhere to be found.

All we are saying is this doesn’t have to be

the end of the road for my buddies and me.

Now listen, in the wild and in the zoo, a game reserve, or park

please take care of us just like Noah and his ark.

The animal kingdom needs some loving too

to keep the ecosystem happening so we can stay with you

Jasper T. Jowls & Helen Henny:(Singing)

Here is a favor

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

We ask of you. Save us from extinction

Jasper T. Jowls & Helen Henny:(Singing)

Help us see another day

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Save us from extinction

Jasper T. Jowls & Helen Henny:(Singing)

A home on the range

and one with the land.

We can all live here in peace.

Save us

Pasqually:(Singing)

Alright Jasper, wail on that thing, yes

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Yeah yeah.

Save us from extinction.

Help us see another day.

Save us from extinction

Jasper T. Jowls & Helen Henny(Singing):

Help us see another day

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Another one

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright. Don’t you disappear, we’ll see you in a little bit. So long