Patriotic 1994 Show

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, gang

Helen Henny:

Are we all ready?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah

Helen Henny:

Hi, everybody!

Jasper T. Jowls:

You guys ready to have a good time?

Pasqually:

Oh yeah

Mr. Munch:

Let’s do it

Pasqually:

Hit it, Chuck E.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Welcome to my place, I’m Chuck E. Cheese.

We’re gonna sing some tunes that are sure to please.

So while they’re in the kitchen tossing pizza dough,

you can sing along and join the show.

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese.

The partiest, partiest place to be.

Always love to see ya, always glad you came

to help with the show and play all the games.

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

Right here

All:(Singing) ‘

The party place to be

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok folks, give it up for the songbird of the band. The lovely, the talented, Helen Henny

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I sing my own song ‘cause I’m Helen Henny.

Sharp as a tack, bright as a new penny.

When it comes to the show

these guys have nothing on me,

I have everything covered from A to Z

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Jasper T. Jowls here playing guitar,

I’m the superest, coolest kind of star.

When the curtains open I crank up my sound,

and you’ll have no doubt that I’m the best around

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s me

All:(Singing)

The partiest, partiest place to be.

Always love to see ya, Always glad you came

Helen Henny:

Yeah

All:(Singing)

To help with the show and play all the games.

Chuck E. Cheese,

the party place to be

Mr. Munch:

Oh yeah

Helen Henny:

Party time!

Pasqually:

Everyone pipe down, it’s time for my solo!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hit it, Pasqually

Pasqually:(Singing)

Pasqually the chef here and I’m keeping time.

I provide the rhythm while we sing the rhyme.

I’ll be the first to tell you that I’m quite a ham.

Everyone can see the great comedian I am

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

They call me Mr. Munch, leader of this band.

I spend all day and night having good times and

I love to play the keys, I love to eat a bunch.

As far as I’m concerned, it’s always time for lunch.

Give me that pizza!

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese.

The partiest heartiest place to be.

Always love to see ya,

always glad you came

to help with the show and play all the games

Chuck E. Cheese:

Take it home, gang

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s right, baby

All:(Singing)

The party place to be

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey everybody, welcome to our show

Helen Henny:

Hey Chuck E., let’s ask everybody to join us in our next song and get up and dance

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah, we could do dances like the running man, the frog, and the watusi

Pasqually:

Or how about if everyone does the mash potato?

Mr. Munch:

Mashed potatoes? I love mashed potatoes, especially with gravy

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oh Munch, the mash potato isn’t food, it’s a dance step

Helen Henny:

Hey guys, why don’t we all do the conga?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Great idea, Helen. And we want all of you out there to join in and dance

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga,

know you can’t control yourself any longer.

Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger.

Don’t you fight it ’til you tried it, do that conga beat.

Everybody gather ‘round now, let your body feel the heat.

Don’t you worry if you can’t dance, let the music move your feet.

It’s the rhythm of the island, and like the sugar cane so sweet.

If you want to do the conga, you’ve got to listen to the beat.

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga,

I know you can’t control yourself any longer.

Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger.

Don’t you fight it ’til you tried it, do that conga beat.

Feel the fire of desire, as you dance the night away.

For tonight we’re gonna party, ’til we see the break of day.

Better get yourself together, and hold on to what you’ve got.

Once the music hits your system, there ain’t no way you’re gonna stop.

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga,

I know you can’t control yourself any longer.

Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger.

Don’t you fight it ’til you tried it, do that conga beat.

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga,

I know you can’t control yourself any longer.

Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger.

Don’t you fight it ’til you tried it, do that conga.

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga,

I know you can’t control yourself any longer.

Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger.

Don’t you fight it ’til you tried it, do that conga beat.

Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thank you, everybody. We’re gonna take a short break right now. So in the meantime enjoy yourselves and watch some CEC TV.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

When some loud braggart tries to put me down and says his school is great,

I tell him right away

“Now, what’s the matter, buddy? Ain’t you heard of my school? It’s number one in the state.”

So be true to your school just like you would to your girl or guy.

Be true to your school now and let your colors fly.

Be true to your school.

I got a letterman sweater with the letters in front I got from football and track.

I’m proud to wear it now.

When I cruise around the other parts of the town I got my decal in back.

So be true to your school just like you would to your girl or guy.

Be true to your school now and let your colors fly.

Be true to your school.

On Friday we’ll be jacked up on the football game and I’ll be ready, alright.

We’re gonna beat em now.

Helen will be working on her pom poms now and she’ll be yelling tonight.

So be true to your school just like you would to your girl or guy.

Be true to your school now and let your colors fly.

Be true to your school.

I got a letterman sweater with the letters in front I got from football and track.

I’m proud to wear it now.

and when I cruise around the other parts of the town I got my decal in back.

So be true to your school just like you would to your girl or guy.

Be true to your school now and let your colors fly.

Be true to your school.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thank you, thanks everybody. Hey Helen, you were always a good student in school, weren’t you?

Helen Henny:

Oh yes, I loved school. I loved the four r’s

Chuck E. Cheese:

The four r’s? I thought there were only three r’s

Helen Henny:

Oh no, there’s reading

Pasqually:

Oh and my favorite, writing

Jasper T. Jowls:

Then you have arithmetic

Mr. Munch:

And finally recess

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s right, guys. There’s nothing like school days

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah, why don’t we sing a song about it and ask everyone here to sing along?

Helen Henny:

That’s a great idea

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah, and if you don’t know the words, we’ll put em on the screen for ya

Mr. Munch:

Come on, everybody. Let’s all sing.

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

School days, school days.

Dear old golden rule days.

Reading and writing and arithmetic

taught to the tune of the hickory stick.

You were my queen in calico,

I was your bashful barefoot beau.

And you wrote on my sleeve “I love you so”

when we were a couple of kids

Helen Henny & Mr. Munch:

School days, school days.

Dear old golden rule days.

Reading and writing and arithmetic

taught to the tune of a hickory stick

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I was your queen in calico

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

I was your bashful barefoot beau

Helen Henny & Mr. Munch:(Singing)

And you wrote on my sleeve “I love you so”

when we were a couple of kids

Helen Henny:

Come on everybody, help us out and sing along

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, come on kids. You know the words

All:(Singing)

School days, school days.

Dear old golden rule days.

Reading and writing and arithmetic

taught to the tune of a hickory stick.

You were my queen in calico,

I was your bashful barefoot beau.

And you wrote on my sleeve “I love you so”

when we were a couple of kids

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

And you wrote on my sleeve “I love you so”

All:(Singing)

When we were a couple of kids

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey, that was great. The band and I are gonna take a break, but in the meantime, why don’t you sit back, relax, and enjoy CEC TV with Jeremy and Ally

Helen Henny:(Singing)

You like to dance and listen to the music, I like to sing with the band.

You like your hands splashing in the ocean, I like my feet on the sand.

Does anybody have it any better?

Isn’t it easy to see just how well we fit together?

When I start to sing the blues, you pull out my dancing shoes.

I think you could be so good for me.

You get brave when I get shy, just another reason why

I think you could be so good for me.

So good.

You like to drive like Mario Andretti, I like it taking my time.

But let me say wherever you are going, you know it suits me just fine.

Does anybody have it any better?

Isn’t it easy to see just how well we fit together?

When I start to sing the blues, you pull out my dancing shoes.

I think you could be so good for me.

You get brave when I get shy, just another reason why

I think you could be so good for me.

Could be so good.

Could be so good for me.

You get brave when I get shy, I know the reason why.

You could be so good for.

Good for me baby.

Good for me baby.

When I want to sing the blues.

Good for me baby

Chuck E. Cheese:

Aw shucks, Helen. You’re good for all of us

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah, you’re the angel of the band

Helen Henny:

Oh stop it, guys. You’re embarrassing me. We’re all good for eachother

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, they should make a movie about us

Chuck E. Cheese:

A movie? What would it be about?

Mr. Munch:

About two hours long

Chuck E. Cheese:

No, really. What kind of movie could we make?

All:

A musical

Jasper T. Jowls:

And I got just the right music.

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

They’re gonna put us in the movies,

they’re gonna make a big star out of me.

We’ll make a film about a man who’s sad and lonely

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

And all I gotta do is act naturally.

Well I bet you were gonna be big stars.

I’ll win an Oscar, you can never tell.

The movie’s gonna make us big stars

cause we can play the part so well

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well I hope you’ll come and see us in the movies

then I’ll know that you will plainly see

the biggest fool that ever hit the big time

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

And all I gotta do is act naturally

Chuck E. Cheese:

The envelope, please

Helen Henny:

In the category of best actor in a motion picture, the winner is Jasper T. Jowls

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

We’ll make a scene about a man that’s sad and lonely

and begging down upon his bending knee.

I’ll play the part and I will need rehearsing

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

And all I gotta do is act naturally.

Well I bet you were gonna be big stars.

I’d win an Oscar, you can never tell.

The movie’s gonna make us big stars

cause we can play the part so well

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well I hope you’ll come and see us in the movies

then I’ll know that you will plainly see

the biggest fool that ever hit the big time and

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:

All I gotta do is act naturally

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok pals and gals, the band and I are gonna take a break now. So keep watching CEC TV and we’ll be right back