Physical Fitness

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Here’s a workout tune we could all get hip to.

I said come on over baby, whole lotta shaking going on.

I said come on over baby, baby you can’t go wrong.

We ain’t fakin, whole lotta shaking going on.

Take it my friend, Jasper

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

I said come on over baby, we got chicken in the barn

Mr. Munch:

That’s the right idea

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

That’s right.

Come on over baby, baby got the bull by the horns.

We ain’t faking, whole lotta shaking going on

Mr. Munch:

Everybody now

All:(Singing)

I said shake it baby, shake it.

I said shake it baby, shake it.

I said shake it baby, shake it.

I said shake it baby, shake it.

Come on over baby, whole lotta shaking going on.

Helen Henny:

Play those keys

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh, play it, big man, play it

Pasqually:

Absolutely

Mr. Munch:

I feel so good

Pasqually:

Oh, take it away

Chuck E. Cheese:

Munch you monster you

Jasper T. Jowls:

I hope you’re so purple

Helen Henny:

Go Jasper

Mr. Munch:

Take it my man

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh my fingers are flying now

Pasqually:

Look at him go. He’s on fire

Jasper T. Jowls:

Picking and a dreaming. Oh, yeah

All:(Singing)

I said come on over baby,

we got chicken in the barn.

Who’s barn?

Kids:(Singing)

What barn?

Helen Henny:(Singing)

My barn

All:(Singing)

Come on over baby,

baby got the bull by the horns

Jasper T. Jowls:

We ain’t faking, baby. Ooh no

All:(Singing)

We ain’t faking, whole lotta shaking going on.

Shake it baby, shake it.

Shake it baby, shake it.

Shake it baby, shake it.

Shake it baby, shake it.

Come on over baby, whole lotta shaking going on.

Shake it baby, shake it.

Shake it baby, shake it.

Shake it baby, shake it.

Shake it baby, shake it.

Come on over baby, whole lotta shaking going on and on and on and on and on

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well Munch, you may have something there but uh, Jasper…well sing it for the folks

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It seems these days in many ways people are working out.

It true don’t you know everywhere that you go It’s what they’re talking about

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Everyone needs to come up with a way that works best for them you see

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

So I’ve devised a plan to burn off these extra calories

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

I’m country dancing myself in shape and it works for me just fine

All:(Singing)

I’m country dancing myself in shape

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

And reducing my waistline.

Well you can do aerobics and you can lift your weights

All:(Singing)

I’m country dancing myself in shape and it’s really got me feeling great

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Day and night I’m eating right, feeling better all the time.

My heart’s beating good like I know that it should,

My boots and jeans fit just fine.

Everyone needs to come up with a way that works best for them you see

Chuck E. Cheese & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

So I’ve devised a plan to burn off these extra calories

All:(Singing)

I’m country dancing myself in shape and it works for me just fine.

I’m country dancing myself in shape

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

And reducing my waistline.

Well you can do aerobics and you can lift your weights

All:(Singing)

I’m country dancing myself in shape and It’s really got me feeling great

Chuck E. Cheese:

There’s something to this country stuff

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

And when my jeans start to fit and snug

Mr. Munch:

Everything on me’s snug

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

I start to exercise my way by dancing and cutting the rug

Chuck E. Cheese:

Boy, I could get used to this

Mr. Munch:

You know I’d try this but I’m afraid I might break a few fiddles

Chuck E. Cheese & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well you can do aerobics and you can lift your weights

All:(Singing)

I’m country dancing myself in shape and it’s really got me feeling great

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I’m country dancing

Jasper T. Jowls: (simultaneously)(Singing)

I’m country dancing myself

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Ow. I’m country dancing

Jasper T. Jowls: (simultaneously)(Singing)

And feeling great

All:(Singing)

I’m country dancing myself in shape

Chuck E. Cheese:

We’re two stepping out of here but we’ll be right back. See you later

All: (Singing)

Happy birthday!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright everybody, get on your feet and clap your hands!

Pasqually:

It’s time for cake!

Mr. Munch:

And it’s time to celebrate a birthday Chuck E. Cheese style!

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

I say happy, you say birthday

Happy!

All: (Singing)

Birthday

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Happy!

All: (Singing)

Birthday

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Now clap your hands!

[Clapping]

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

And stomp your feet

[Stomping]

All: (Singing)

You’re a birthday star with Chuck E. Cheese

You’re a special guest we all aim to please

You’re big time, big stuff, going far

Here’s to you our birthday star

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

I say happy, you say birthday

Happy!

All: (Singing)

Birthday

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Happy!

All: (Singing)

Birthday

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Clap your hands!

[Clapping]

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

And stomp your feet

[Stomping]

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

All this fussing and

all these people are

here to wish you the best

Mr. Munch:

Cause you are the best!

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Won’t be long now till

You’re all grown up

All: (Singing)

But let’s not think ahead that far

Today you are our birthday star!

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

I say happy, you say birthday

Happy!

All: (Singing)

Birthday

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Happy!

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Clap your hands!

[Clapping]

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

And stomp your feet

[Stomping]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright everybody, you all know this part, sing along!

All: (Singing)

Happy birthday to you

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah!

All: (Singing)

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday from Chuck E.

Happy birthday to you

All:

Get ready to blow out your candles!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Close those eyes real tight!

Helen Henny:

And make a wish with all your heart

Kids:

Take a deep breath!

All:

And blow out those candles!

All: (Singing)

You’re a birthday star with Chuck E. Cheese

You’re a special guest we all aim to please

You’re big time, big stuff, going far

Here’s to you our birthday star!

You’re a birthday star with Chuck E. Cheese

You’re a special guest we all aim to please

You’re big time, big stuff, going far

Here’s to you our birthday star!

Chuck E. Cheese:

One last time!

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

I say happy, you say birthday

Happy!

All: (Singing)

Birthday

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Happy!

Chuck E. Cheese:

This is Chuck E. Cheese saying, we wish you the very best!

Kids: (Singing)

Happy birthday from Chuck E.

All: (Singing)

Happy birthday to you

Chuck E. Cheese:

Happy birthday!

Narrator:

Spanning the globe

Mr. Munch:

Woah, woah, woooaaah, easy!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hold it Munch! He said spanning the globe, not standing on the globe!

Mr. Munch:

Oh, haha! Ah!

[Munch falls off the globe]

Narrator:

It’s time for the Chuck E. Cheese News! 

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well hello everybody! These are the big stories we’ll be looking at tonight, tonight when I’m all snuggly in bed that is. I can’t wait to see how this 3 Bears thing turns out! Ah, um but now it’s time for the news, and the biggest news story at the moment is our very own Chuck E. Cheese Olympics! And here with all the details, or maybe it’s dog tails, is our own sports hound: Jasper T. Jowls!

[Scene shifts to Jasper in a arcade of a Chuck E. Cheese’s]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Thank you Chuck E! I’m here to report on the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oh the feet still bothering you huh?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah I think these new store bought shoes are just too small! Ye ouch! Now, let’s talk about the Chuck E. Cheese Olympics! Only moments ago the United States won the gold medal in the skeeball competition! Thanks to this shot by team captain Barney Bernthal! And now, let’s take another look at that winning shot using our exclusive skeeball cam! He gets his grip, there’s the wind up, he lets go and, It’s in! Woo, that skeeball can always makes me dizzy. While I recover, let’s see the final round of the ball crawl competition, Pasqually let’s go! Woah, woah!

[Scene shifts to Pasqually by the ball crawl]

Pasqually:

Thank you Jasper! Yes we’re just about to judge the finalist in the ball crawl diving event! And here comes our first contestant now! Oh that was just great! Here are our scores. 8.0, I thought that was a great dive!

Helen Henny:

I gave 8.3, I really loved it!

Mr. Munch:

I have nothing point nothing!

Helen Henny & Pasqually:

What?

Mr. Munch:

Well I was looking the other way, didn’t even see it. Sorry.

Helen Henny:

And now here comes contestant number 2!

Pasqually:

Ooo a tough dive, well done! 9.1!

Helen Henny:

I’ll agree but his approach wasn’t quite perfect, 8.7.

Mr. Munch:

And I have 1,527!

Helen Henny & Pasqually:

What?

Mr. Munch:

Well weren’t we supposed to be counting the balls?

Pasqually:

No!

Mr. Munch:

Here comes our last contestant!

[Jasper falls into the ball pit]

Pasqually:

He’s not even supposed to be a contestant! 2.5.

Helen Henny:

I gave him a 3.0! Sorry Jasper!

Mr. Munch:

Well I’m giving him a perfect 10!

Helen Henny & Pasqually:

What?

Mr. Munch:

Well I have to give him a 10! See he loaned me this $10 a week ago and I just hate to owe anybody money!

Helen Henny & Pasqually:

Munch!

Mr. Munch:

And this whole judging thing is pretty confusing!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh that does it! No more skeeball cam for me! But I’m pleased to report that the results of the ball crawl judging are in and everyone is a winner! Here at the Chuck E. Cheese Olympics!

Chuck E. Cheese:

And that’s just the way we like it! Thanks Jasper! And thank you for tuning in! Until next time this is Chuck E. Cheese with the Chuck E. Cheese news saying: if something important is happening somewhere, it’s news to me!

Announcer:

Back on the stage, warmed up, stretched out, and ready to exercise a groove just for you, Chuck E. Cheese, along with a guy who knows how to groove with the best of them, Mr. Munch and his Make Believe Band!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, welcome back, folks. Hey, we’re glad to have you here. You know, we’ve been trying to figure out new and different ways to introduce the band and I think we’ve come up with one. Right, guys?

All:

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

It’s gonna be a song called the tighten up and you’re welcome to join along with us while we just tighten up. Are you ready, guys?

All:

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright now. We’re gonna break it down one by one and build it back up. We’re gonna start out with the drums. Mr. Pasqually, are you ready over there?

Pasqually:

Absolutely

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright. Jasper T. Jowls, join right in

Jasper T. Jowls:

Certainly. Giving you some bottom

Pasqually:

Oh yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

Our friend Charlie Rockit, come on

Charlie Rockit:

Listen to me play my guitar

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok Munch, your turn

Mr. Munch:

I like this

Jasper T. Jowls:

He’s a little shy

Pasqually:

Play it

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah

Mr. Munch:

Feels so good

Chuck E. Cheese:

Helen, you ready to chime in with some vocals?

Helen Henny:

Love to

All: (Singing)

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, you guys are listening up pretty good. You band feeling good?

All:

Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, you think we can do this one more time? Alright, we’re gonna do this one more time. Listen up

Jasper T. Jowls:

Alright

Chuck E. Cheese:

Come on in, Jasper. Charlie, get going

Charlie Rockit:

Alright, yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright

Pasqually:

So smooth

Chuck E. Cheese:

Munch, lay one more on us, huh?

Mr. Munch:

No problem, my friend

Jasper T. Jowls:

Kick it, fuzzy!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok Helen, come back in with the rest of us. Let’s go

Helen Henny:

We’re gonna get mellow now, come on

All: (Singing)

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up.

Do the tighten up

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, you guys are all great. You know, folks. Seeing all the young hopeful faces out there kind of inspired this next number. And we hope that you enjoy hearing it as much as we enjoy performing it

Pasqually: (Singing)

Carry the torch that’s being passed to you

Helen Henny:(Singing)

The vision’s wide open, do what you have to do

Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)

Though it may all seem uphill you can make it if you only will.

Stand proud and tall, give it your best.

Even birds fall when they first leave the nest.

Learn how to walk before you can run.

As hard as it seems don’t ever give up on your dreams

Pasqually: (Singing)

Like those before in valor and competition

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Champions march on in honor and tradition

Helen Henny & Pasqually: (Singing)

Though it may all seem uphill you can make it if you only will.

Stand proud and tall give it your best.

Even birds fall when they first leave the nest

Pasqually: (Singing)

Learn how to walk before you can run.

As hard as it seems don’t ever give up on your dreams.

Don’t ever give up

Helen Henny & Pasqually:(Singing)

Though it may all seem uphill you can make it if you only will.

Stand proud and tall give it your best

Pasqually: (Singing)

Even birds fall when they first leave the nest.

Learn how to walk before you can run

Helen Henny & Pasqually:(Singing)

As hard as it seems don’t ever give up on your dreams

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Don’t ever give up on your dreams

Pasqually: (Singing)

Stand proud and tall give it your best.

As hard as it seems don’t ever give up on your dreams

Announcer:

And now, here it is, the musical matchup of the century. Presenting a team of musicians who are undefeated in the arena of musical artistry. Let’s hear it for Chuck E. Cheese and Munch’s Make Believe Band!

All: (Singing)

We’re gonna tell you bout them dry bones.

We’re gonna tell you bout them dry bones.

We’re gonna tell you bout them dry bones

Chuck E. Cheese:

Now this is how it goes

Mr. Munch: (Singing)

Well your toe bone connected to your foot bone,

your foot bone connected to your heel bone

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Your heel bone connected to your ankle bone,

your ankle bone connected to your leg bone

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Your leg bone connected to your knee bone,

your knee bone connected to your thigh bone

Pasqually: (Singing)

Your thigh bone connected to your hip bone,

your hip bone connected to your back bone

Helen Henny: (Singing)

Your back bone connected to your shoulder bone,

your shoulder bone connected to your neck bone

Male singers & props: (Singing)

Your neck bone connected to your head bone

All: (Singing)

Now listen cause that’s not all.

Them bones them bones gonna walk around.

Them bones them bones gonna walk around.

Them bones them bones gonna walk around

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

Now sing that song for me

All: (Singing)

Disconnect them bones them dry bones.

Disconnect them bones them dry bones.

Disconnect them bones them dry bones

Chuck E. Cheese: (Singing)

From your head down to your toes

Pasqually: (Singing)

Well your head bone connected from your neck bone,

your neck bone connected from your shoulder bone

Jasper T. Jowls: (Singing)

Your shoulder bone connected from your back bone,

your back bone connected from your hip bone

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Your hip bone connected from your thigh bone,

your thigh bone connected from your knee bone

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Your knee bone connected from your leg bone,

your leg bone connected from your ankle bone

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Your ankle bone connected from your heel bone,

your heel bone connected from your foot bone

Male singers & props:(Singing)

Your foot bone connected from your toe bone

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Now everybody sing along

All:(Singing)

Them bones them bones them dry bones.

Them bones them bones them dry bones.

Them bones them bones them dry bones.

Sing it one more time with soul.

Them bones them bones them dry bones.

Them bones them bones them dry bones.

Them bones them bones them dry bones

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

And that’s the way it goes

Mr. Munch:

I was at the gym the other day, you see I’m going through this new exercise program and my trainers got me going through all sorts of gyrations. And I’m telling you, I’m in pain

Helen Henny:

Well Munch you know what they say

Mr. Munch:

What’s that?

Helen Henny:

No pain no gain

All:(Singing)

Body

Kids:(Singing)

Body

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Wanna to work my body

All:(Singing)

Body

Kids:(Singing)

Body

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Got to work my body

All:(Singing)

Body

Kids:(Singing)

Body

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Wanna run my body

All:(Singing)

Body

Kids:(Singing)

Body

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Not to munch my body

Pasqually:(Singing)

Everybody wants to be a macho macho man

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Got the kind of body.

He’s a macho man

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Jogging in the morning, go man go.

Workouts in the health spa, mustn’t slow

Helen Henny:(Singing)

You can best believe it he’s a macho man.

He will do aerobics with anyone he can

All:(Singing)

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Macho macho man, I’ve got to be a macho man.

Macho macho man, I’ve got to be a macho man

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

You got that right

All:(Singing)

Body

Kids:(Singing)

Body

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Got to pump my body

All:(Singing)

Body

Kids:(Singing)

Body

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

On those weights, my body

All:(Singing)

Body

Kids:(Singing)

Body

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Got to work my body

All:(Singing)

Body

Kids:(Singing)

Body

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Working out my body

Pasqually:(Singing)

You can tell Muncho he has a funky walk

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

His purple fur is awesome, he’s always at the top

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Funky with his moves, now he’s the king.

Call him mr ego, sorta has a ring

Helen Henny:(Singing)

You can best believe it that he’s a macho man.

He likes to be a leader but also likes his friends

All:(Singing)

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Macho macho man, I’ve got to be a macho man.

Macho macho man, I’ve got to be a macho man.

Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.

Macho macho man, I’ve got to be a macho man.

Macho macho man, I’ve got to be a macho,

I want to be a macho, I’ve got to be a macho man

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the most physically fit, musically talented cast in the world. Ok, musically talented. Helen Henny, Pasqually, Jasper T. Jowls, Mr. Munch. And I’m Chuck E. Cheese remind you, stay with us, we’ll be right back