Pizza Time Theatre Showtape

The Pizza Time Theatre Showtape was the first ever Pizza Time Theatre showtape to be made, premiering with the opening of the San Jose, CA (370 S Winchester Blvd) location on May 17, 1977. The showtape debuted the original Pizza Time Players, including the short-lived Crusty the Cat.

History

Big Cheese Birthday Show

The first production work on the showtape was a 2-track tape containing a showtape concept demo recording produced on October 7, 1976.(3) The tape features 'The Big Cheese' (whom later on became Chuck E Cheese), and Crusty the Cat performing dialogue. The audio would be produced at Wally Heider Studio (245 Hyde St., San Francisco, CA, 94102). The script for the session was written by Robert “Bob” Allan Black under the direction of Atari, Gene Landrum, and Nolan Bushnell. The producer for the show would be Ed Bogus Productions (680 Beach St. Suite 495, San Francisco, CA 94109).(4)(3)

Demo Recordings

Sometime between late 1976 and early 1977 more demo tracks would be recorded, this time featuring the full cast of characters. The tracks has John Widelock as most of the characters, with Scott Paulin making a small appearence as Jasper in the theme song, and the Warblettes being voiced by Buffy Sainte-Marie.(1)
These tracks include: The demo tapes take a majority of their music and skits from other albums directly. The Can-Can skit directly uses 'Offenbach - Morpheus' from the album 'Spike Jones Is Murdering the Classics'. Crusty's French singing is of Spike's voice, alongside Spike's sneezing skit at the end being recontextualized as Jasper.(5)
The Pasqually Show has the opening car skit taken from 'Liszt - Rhapsody From Hunger(y)' from the same 'Spike Jones Is Murdering the Classics' album, followed by the main melody sung over 'Funiculi, Funicula' from the album 'Italia Mia' by Mantovani.(6)

Release

The showtape would be previewed early on May 1st, 1977 for the Atari Coin-Op Division. The Corporate Building and Pinball Division would preview on May 4th, and the Consumer Division would see it on May 5th. The general public would see the showtape on opening day on May 17th.(5)

D2 Tape / CD Recording

At some point after the original showtape was produced, the original audio of the recording sessions, alongside edited and final audio for multiple Winchester store showtapes would be copied to D2 tape and eventually CDs, which is the only currently known surviving record of that era's contents. The segments on the tape included the original voice demos for the showtape, along with original copies of reference songs in the showtape. Some of the showtape tracks are also edited versions, which feature cuts, updates, and raw music tracks.(1)

Segments

The showtape's segments and order isn't entirely clear, though a copyright record confirms a few of the tracks were potentially on the tape:(2) Other segments from the CDs may have appeared on the showtape.

Bye Bye Blackbird (Demo)

    [Fast Paced Drum Intro]

    Crusty:
    Hey you guys? Quiet down will 'ye? I said shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!

    [Drums Fade Out]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Jeez- what a grouch! What's your problem Crusty?

    Crusty:
    Aww my girlfriend Lucille Blackbird left me.

    [The Warblettes Chip Alongside A Tune]

    [Gunshot]

    [Off-Key Cuckoo Clock Chime]

    Yeah she broke my heart.

    All:
    Awwww.

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Well, why did she leave 'ya?

    Crusty:
    I don't know. I took her out for a seven course meal.

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Oh yeah? What did you have?

    Crusty:
    One slice of pizza and a six pack.

    [Everyone Laughs]

    [Musical Sting]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    There Crusty, dont you feel better? Come on gang let's all sing him a song! Hit it Jasper!

    [Song: Bye Bye Blackbird]

    Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
    Pack up all my cares and woes
    Here I go, swingin' low
    Bye, bye, blackbird- take it Crusty!

    Crusty: (singing)
    Where somebody waits for me
    Sugar sweet, so is she
    Bye, bye, blackbird- yours Jasper!

    Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)
    No one here can love
    Or understand me
    Oh, what hard luck stories
    They all hand me- hey Warblettes!

    Warblettes: (singing)
    Make my bed and light the light
    I'll be home late tonight
    Blackbird, bye, bye

    Jasper T. Jowls:
    Let's whistle along!

    [Whistling To The Medley]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Take it away Pasqually!

    Pasqually: (singing)
    No one here can love
    Or understand me
    Oh, what hard luck stories
    They all hand me

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Everybody!

    All: (singing)
    Make my bed and light the light
    I'll be home late tonight
    Blackbird, bye, bye
    Blackbird, bye, byeeeeeee!

    [Applause]

The Can-Can (Demo)

    [Song: Morpheus (Spike Jones Parody)]

    Crusty: (singing)
    Ma chere, ma chere
    Joli toujours contraire
    Donnez-moi le donnez chef
    Donnez donnez be half safe
    Cheri, cheri, you look like Gene Autry
    Your figure is like Trigger, ma cheri
    Bon vie von vie, von bon mot
    Moe?
    Bon vie Vaughn Monroe B.O
    What ze Hildegard, cheri

    [Applause]

    Oo la la! Bonjour!

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Hey Crusty, where did you learn to speak French?

    Crusty:
    My great grandfather was French, he worked in a cat house.

    [Audience Laughter]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Oh yeah?

    Crusty:
    That's where he met his wife Fifi, but he divorced her.

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Why?

    Crusty:
    'Cause she was a dog!

    [Audience Laughter]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Hey, wait a minute- wait a minute. Cats can't marry dogs, it's unnatural.

    Crusty:
    No you don't understand she was a cat, but boy what a dog!

    [Audience Laughter]

    You see, Fifi used to dance in the can-can.

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    What's a can-can? Two toilets side by side?

    [Chuck & Audience Laugh]

    Jasper T. Jowls:
    Duhh my cousin used to dance around in the can.

    [Jasper Laughs]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Would 'ya shut up 'ya beagle brain!

    Crusty:
    Now I'll do the song that made Fifi the most famous pussy in Paris.

    [Song: Morpheus (Spike Jones Parody)]

    Crusty: (singing)
    La
    La-la-la-la
    La la
    La-la-la-la
    La la
    La-la-la-la la
    Take it Jasper!

    Jasper T. Jowls: (singing)
    Gah gah
    Guh-guh-guh-guh
    Gah gah
    Guh-guh-guh-guh
    Gah gah
    Guh-guh-guh-guh gah
    Guh-dl-dl-dy Guh-dl-dl-dl-dl-dy
    Guuh
    Guh-guh-guh-guh
    Gah gah
    Guh-guh-guh-guh
    Gah gah
    Guh-guh-guh-guh
    Guh-guh-guh-guh guh

    Crusty: (singing)
    Everybody sing!

    All: (singing)
    La
    La-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la
    La
    La-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la

    [Everyone begins overlapping la's to parts of the melody]

    La-la-la-la la, la, la, la-

    [Pasqually Begins Repeated Sneezing Followed By Horns & Random Instruments]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Oh he's not gonna do this again, watch it- close the doors!

    [Slipping sound]

    Aw jeez.

    [Sneezing Halts]

    [Gunshot, Body Falls]

    [Musical Sting]

    [Pasqually Sneezes]

    [Audience Applause]

Pasqually Show (Demo)

    [Song: Liszt - Rhapsody From Hunger(y)]

    [Gunshots & Car Horns]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Okay everybody, I-I think I see Pasqually coming now! Yeah there he is, he's coming around the corner- now he's passing a truck on the left. Now he's passing a red light! Now- he's pulling into the parking lot. He's getting out of the car. I can see he's racing in the back door-

    [Gigantic Crash With Pots & Pans]

    There he is now.

    Pasqually:
    Mama mia.

    [Musical Sting]

    Che cosa fai? Questa mattina non va bene! (What are you doing? This morning is not good!)

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Hey what's the matter Pasqually? Did you get your spaghetti in a twist?

    [Chuck Laughs]

    Pasqually:
    Santa Lucia! (Saint Lucia!)
    I'ma goin'a crazy! I quit! I go back to Italia!

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Hey Pasqually you can't go! We need ya here!

    Pasqually:
    Too bad!

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Aww c'mon! We all love ya! Don't we everybody?

    [Excitement And Rallying]

    Pasqually:
    Okay 'den. I stay.

    [Hoorays]

    But let me explain. I need'a more help with'a mixing the ingredients!

    [Song: Funiculi, Funicula (Italia Mia - Mantovani)]

    Pasqually: (singing)
    Halaaah
    You know I'm here to make-a-da pizza
    'Cause-a that's my line

    Warblettes: (singing)
    He does it fine

    Pasqually: (singing)
    But aaall the things I need to make-a-da mixture
    Are harder to find

    Warblettes: (singing)
    Cause he's inclined

    Pasqually: (singing)
    Mozzarella, macaroni, mush-a-room, and parmesean

    Warblettes: (singing)
    Toss in the pan

    Pasqually: (singing)
    Milanesa, mortadella, onions, and parmesean

    Warblettes: (singing)
    Oh that's a lot

    Pasqually: (singing)
    Pizza, pizza, pizza in the air
    Pizza, pizza, pizza everywhere
    You take the pepperoni
    Minestrone
    Cannelloni
    Dough
    Then you add the garlic
    'Cause'a that's'a good for you

    Pasqually & Warblettes: (singing)
    Pizza, pizza, pizza everywhere
    Pizza, pizza, pizza in the air
    You take the mostaccioli
    Bagattelli
    Vermicelli
    Dooouuugh
    Cook them in the oven
    Then I'll serve it up
    And dish it up
    And cook it up
    And eat it up
    For yooouuu!

    [Audience Applause]

Cocktails for Two (Demo)

    [Song: Assorted Animal Acts (Circus Spectacular)]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Step right up, step right up, doctor Chuck E. Cheese here. Tonight I got a real special for ya. Its our organic pizza, filled with vitamins L, O, V, and E. Fellas, its garunteed to get ya up, and keep ya up.

    Pasqually:
    Ey boss! I know a girl who didn't-a have-a my organic pizza, she fell apart at the seams!

    [Chuck Laughs]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Was she a loose woman?

    [Chuck & Pasqually Laugh]

    Pasqually:
    Ey everybody! Step up to the bar, and have a drink, or two, or three! And you can get as high as we are- up on our wall!

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Then sit back and relax in this secluded rendezvous

    [Song: Cocktails for Two]

    Crusty: (singing)
    In some secluded rendezvous

    [Someone Shouts Whoopee]

    [Whistle Blown]

    [Gunshot]

    That overlooks the avenue

    [Horns Blow]

    With someone sharing a delightful character

    [Someone Shouts 'Yickety Yickety']

    Of this and that with cocktails for two

    [Glasses Clink Twice]

    As we enjoy a cigarette

    [Wheeze, Cough]

    To some exquisite chansonette

    [Brief Fiddle Plays]

    Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath
    The serviette with cocktails for two

    [Glasses Clink Twice]

    My head may go reeling

    [Slide Whistle]

    But my heart will be obedient

    [Heartbeat Twice]

    With intoxicating kisses for
    The principal ingredient

    [Pop, Carbonated Fizz, Laughter]

    Most any afternoon at five

    [Four Tings]

    We'll be so glad we're both alive

    [Breath, Sigh]

    Then maybe fortune will complete the plan
    That all began with cocktails for two

    [Glasses Clink, Glasses Break]

    [Extended Gulping, Spits, and Hiccups]

    [Musical Outro]

    [Audience Applause]

How Much Is That Doggy in the Window (Demo)

    [Song: The Rock And Roll Show (1,837 Seconds Of Humor)]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Hi everybody! Chuck E. Cheese your number one groovy wowy cool country M.C. back with you on station K.P.I.Z.Z.A, K-Pizza baby! And now your favorite cool country canine singing his number one song, on the number one chart, in the number one nation, here he is- garbage record recording star: Jasper T. Jowls!

    [Song: The Rock And Roll Show (1,837 Seconds Of Humor)]

    Jasper T. Jowls:
    Thank y'all thank y'all, now let me see if I'm in voice.

    [Jasper Attempts 'Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do' As 'Oh-Roh-Roh-Roh-Roh-Roh-Roh-Roh' In A Shrill Tone]

    [Warblettes Scream In Horror]

    Thank y'all thank y'all, now this is one of my first big hits!

    [Song: Unidentified]

    [Song: The Rock And Roll Show (1,837 Seconds Of Humor)]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    How 'bout that twang kids?

    [Banjo String Pluck]

    Sing us another one will 'ya Jasper?

    Jasper T. Jowls:
    Uhhh-huh! Sure Chuck E.! This is my latest song, and Chuck is gonna sing it with me.

    [Song: (How Much Is) That Hound Dog In The Window?]

    [Pig Squeals]

    [Dog Howls]

    Jasper T. Jowls & Chuck E. Cheese: (singing)
    How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder
    With the basketball nose on his face
    You know what a basketball nose is
    It dribbles all over the place

    [Pig Squeals & Dog Howls]

    [Song: The Rock And Roll Show (1,837 Seconds Of Humor)]

    [Warblettes Cheering & Screaming]

    [Chuck E. Laughs]

    Chuck E. Cheese:
    Keep a smile on that dial and we'll see 'ya in a while.

    [Warblettes Swooning]

    Warblettes:
    Jasper!