September '94

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, gang

Helen Henny:

Are we all ready?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah

Helen Henny:

Hi, everybody!

Jasper T. Jowls:

You guys ready to have a good time?

Pasqually:

Oh yeah

Mr. Munch:

Let’s do it

Pasqually:

Hit it, Chuck E.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Welcome to my place, I’m Chuck E. Cheese.

We’re gonna sing some tunes that are sure to please.

So while they’re in the kitchen tossing pizza dough,

you can sing along and join the show.

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese.

The partiest, partiest place to be.

Always love to see ya, always glad you came

to help with the show and play all the games.

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

Right here

All:(Singing) ‘

The party place to be

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok folks, give it up for the songbird of the band. The lovely, the talented, Helen Henny

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I sing my own song ‘cause I’m Helen Henny.

Sharp as a tack, bright as a new penny.

When it comes to the show

these guys have nothing on me,

I have everything covered from A to Z

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Jasper T. Jowls here playing guitar,

I’m the superest, coolest kind of star.

When the curtains open I crank up my sound,

and you’ll have no doubt that I’m the best around

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s me

All:(Singing)

The partiest, partiest place to be.

Always love to see ya, Always glad you came

Helen Henny:

Yeah

All:(Singing)

To help with the show and play all the games.

Chuck E. Cheese,

the party place to be

Mr. Munch:

Oh yeah

Helen Henny:

Party time!

Pasqually:

Everyone pipe down, it’s time for my solo!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hit it, Pasqually

Pasqually:(Singing)

Pasqually the chef here and I’m keeping time.

I provide the rhythm while we sing the rhyme.

I’ll be the first to tell you that I’m quite a ham.

Everyone can see the great comedian I am

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

They call me Mr. Munch, leader of this band.

I spend all day and night having good times and

I love to play the keys, I love to eat a bunch.

As far as I’m concerned, it’s always time for lunch.

Give me that pizza!

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese.

The partiest heartiest place to be.

Always love to see ya,

always glad you came

to help with the show and play all the games

Chuck E. Cheese:

Take it home, gang

All:(Singing)

Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese:

That’s right, baby

All:(Singing)

The party place to be

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, thanks everybody. And welcome to the show

Helen Henny:

Chuck E., I’m so glad to be here

Pasqually:

Oh yeah. There’s nothing I like more than being on stage with great friends and making great music

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah. The music, the laughter, the applause, the smell of pizza

Mr. Munch:

Pizza? I love pizza

Helen Henny:

Munch, you love any food

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, but especially pizza. I love the gooey cheese, and the tomato sauce, the spices, the pepperoni, the onions, the sausage, the mushroom

Pasqually:

Hey, why don’t I go cook us up a couple of pies with everything on them?

Helen Henny:

Yeah, make one just cheese

Jasper T. Jowls:

And one with the works

Chuck E. Cheese:

Uh, excuse me guys do you mind? We have a show to do here

Helen Henny:

Sorry Chuck E., we got carried away

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, like a boat out to sea

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well let’s see if we can bring it a little closer to shore and do some surfing with surfin USA.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

If everybody had an ocean across the USA,

then everybody be surfin’ like California.

You’d see em wearing their baggies, Huarache sandals too.

A bushy, bushy blonde hairdo.

Surfin’ USA.

You’ll catch ’em surfin’ at Del Mar, Ventura County line.

Santa Cruz and Trestle, Australia’s Narrabeen.

All over Manhattan and down Doheny Way.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

We’ll all be planning out a route we’re gonna take real soon.

We’re waxing down our surfboards, we can’t wait for June.

We’ll all be gone for the summer, we’re on surfari to stay.

Tell the teacher we’re surfin'.

Surfin’ USA.

At Haggerties and Swamies, Pacific Palisades.

San Onofre and Sunset, Redondo Beach LA.

All over La Jolla at Waimea Bay.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin'

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin'

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin'

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Everybody’s gone

All:(Singing)

Surfin’

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Surfin’ USA.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thank you everybody. We’re gonna take a short break right now. So in the meantime enjoy yourselves and watch CEC TV

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Just take those old records off the shelf, I sit and listen to em by myself.

Today’s music ain’t got the same soul, I like that old time rock n roll.

Don’t try to take me to a disco, you’ll never even get me out on the floor.

In ten minutes I’ll be late for the door, I like that old time rock n roll.

Still like that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

That kind of music just

All:(Singing)

Soothes the soul

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

I reminisce about the

All:(Singing)

Days of old

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

With that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:

Have mercy

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

Take it away, Mr. Munch

Helen Henny:

Oh, I love that

Pasqually:

Oh play those ivories, Munchie

Chuck E. Cheese:

You weren’t classically trained, were you?

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Won’t go to hear em play a tango, I’d rather hear some blues or funky old soul.

There’s only sure way to get me to go, start playing old time rock n roll.

Call me a relic, call me what you will, say I’m old-fashioned, say I’m over the hill.

Today’s music ain’t got the same soul, I like that old time rock n roll.

Still like that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

That kind of music just

All:(Singing)

Soothes the soul

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

I reminisce about the

All:(Singing)

Days of old

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

With that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Still like that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

That kind of music just

All:(Singing)

Soothes the soul

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

I reminisce about the

All:(Singing)

Days of old

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

With that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Still like that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

That kind of music just

All:(Singing)

Soothes the soul

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

I reminisce about the

All:(Singing)

Days of old

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

With that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Still like that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

That kind of music just

All:(Singing)

Soothes the soul

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

I reminisce about the

All:(Singing)

days of old

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

With that old time

All:(Singing)

Rock n roll

Mr. Munch:

Where’s my pizza?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, thanks everybody. We sure had fun at WCECFM

Helen Henny:

It’s my favorite radio station, broadcasting a powerful 100 watts

Pasqually:

What?

Helen Henny:

No, watt

Pasqually:

I don’t know what. Do you know what, Munch?

Mr. Munch:

I know I’d like to do another song

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah. What do you say, Jasper? You old hound dog you?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Hound dog, that’s a great song. I’d love to sing it for our guests.

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine.

When they said you was high class, well that was just a lie.

When they said you was high class, well that was just a lie.

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine.

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.

You ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine.

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.

You ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine.

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.

You ain’t nothing but a hound dog crying all the time.

You ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine.

When they said you was high class, well that was just a lie.

When they said you was high class, well that was just a lie.

Well, you ain’t never caught a rabbit and you ain’t no friend of mine

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey, that was great. The band and I are gonna take a break. But in the meantime, why don’t you sit back relax and enjoy CEC TV with Jeremy and Ally

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One can have a dream, baby

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Two can make the dream so real

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One can talk about being in love

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Two can see how real it feels

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One can wish upon a star

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Two can make a wish come true

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One can stand alone in the dark

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Two can make a light shine through

Chuck E. Cheese & Helen Henny:(Singing)

It takes two, baby.

It takes two, baby.

Just me and you.

You know it takes two

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One can have a broken heart living in misery

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Two can really ease the pain just like a perfect remedy

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One can be alone in a crowd. Like an item he’s all alone

Chuck E. Cheese & Helen Henny:(Singing)

Two can make just any place seem just like being at home.

It takes two, baby.

It takes two, baby.

Just me and you.

You know it takes two

Pasqually:

Oh, you two are such a cute couple

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yep, like Romeo and Juliet

Mr. Munch:

Or like peanut butter and jelly

Helen Henny:

Oh Munch

Chuck E. Cheese:

Cut it out, you guys

Chuck E. Cheese & Helen Henny:(Singing)

It takes two, baby.

It takes two, baby.

Just me and you.

You know it takes two

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One can go out to a movie looking for that special treat

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Two can make that single movie something really kind of neat

Helen Henny:(Singing)

One can take a walk in the moonlight thinking that it’s really nice

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

But two people walking hand in hand

Chuck E. Cheese & Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s like adding just a pinch of spice.

It takes two, baby.

It takes two, baby.

Just me and you.

You know it takes two

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thank you. Thanks everybody

Helen Henny:

Chuck E., you’re my best friend

Chuck E. Cheese:

Of course, thanks Helen. You’re my friend too. And you know, friends are very important

Pasqually:

Oh yes. And to have a friend you have to be a friend

Jasper T. Jowls:

Let’s ask all of our friends here to help us sing our next song

Mr. Munch:

That’s a great idea. I’ll start

Pasqually:(Singing)

Place: park. Scene: dark.

Silvery moon shining through the trees.

Cast: two. Me, you.

Sound of kisses floating on the breeze.

Act one: begun.

Dialogue: where would you like to spoon?

My cue with you underneath the silvery moon.

By the light

All:(Singing)

By the daunt of the light

Pasqually:(Singing)

Of the silvery moon

All:(Singing)

Not the sun but the moon

Pasqually:(Singing)

I want to spoon

All:(Singing)

Not a fork but a spoon

Pasqually:(Singing)

To my honey I’ll croon loves tune.

Honeymoon

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Honeymoon

All:(Singing)

Honeymoon

Pasqually:(Singing)

Keep shining in June

All:(Singing)

Not May but June.

Your silvery beams will bring love’s dreams

Pasqually:(Singing)

We’ll be cuddling soon

All:(Singing)

By the silvery moon

Pasqually:(Singing)

By the light of the silvery moon I want to spoon.

To my honey I’ll

All:(Singing)

Croon loves tune

Pasqually:(Singing)

Honeymoon keep shining in June

All:(Singing)

Not May but June.

Your silvery beams will bring loves dreams

Pasqually:(Singing)

We’ll be cuddling soon

All:(Singing)

By the silvery moon. Your silvery beams will bring love’s dreams

Pasqually:(Singing)

We’ll be cuddling soon

All:(Singing)

By the silvery moon

Chuck E. Cheese:

Ok pals and gals, the band and I are gonna take a break now. So keep watching CEC TV and we’ll be right back