SPP Concept Unification Premiere

[Song: We’ve Got It]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we proudly present an exciting new musical revue! With your merri-making master of ceremonies, Chuck E. Cheese!

Chuck E. Cheese: That’s me! Chuck E. Cheese! Ha ha! Your host, with the most! But even with this star behind me, I’m not the star of the show. You are, cuz the magic only happens when we all get togetha!

Helen Henny: (singing) We can feel the magic now that you’re here

Pasqually The Chef: (singing) Together we’ll make the good times right here

Mr. Munch: (singing) And when it comes to keepin’ the groove

All: (singing) We’re Munch’s Make Believe Band and we’re gonna make you move We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Pasqually The Chef: Yeah!

All: (singing) We’ve got it Together forever The fun has just begun

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing) This band is number one

All: (singing) Together we’ve got it Munch’s Make Believe Band and you

Pasqually The Chef: (singing) Put your hands together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing) Mr. Munch is ticklin’ the keys

Mr. Munch: (singing) Ha ha ha ha put your hands together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing) Jasper Jowls is jammin’ with ease

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) Keepin’ the beat togetheeerrrrrr

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing) There’s Pasqually drummin’ away And with Helen’s vocalisin’ there’s no disguisin'

Helen Henny: (singing) Chuck E. Cheese is givin’ you a party today

All: (singing) We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Jasper T. Jowls: Woo!

All: (singing) We’ve got it Together forever

Mr. Munch: (singing) Now that we’re together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing) Things couldn’t be betta

All: (singing) Together we’ve got it Munch’s Make Believe Band and you We’ve got it Together we’ve got it We’ve got it together with you

Pasqually The Chef: That’s right!

All: (singing) We’ve got it Together forever The fun has just begun

Pasqually The Chef: (singing) It’s great to be together

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing) It’s really quite a pleasure

All: (singing) Only together

Chuck E. Cheese: I think we got it!

[Song ends]

Mr. Munch: Oh right hahaha we’re smokin’! Hey Helen, uh Jasper, take a bow! Ha!

[Munch starts playing the organ]

Helen Henny: Thank you!

Jasper T. Jowls: Thank you!

Helen Henny: No, thank you!

Jasper T. Jowls: No, thank you!

Helen Henny: Thank you.

Chuck E. Cheese: Uh excuse me are we about finished, gang?

[Munch suddenly stops playing the organ]

Helen Henny: (quietly) Oh, sure.

Chuck E. Cheese: Heh heh, oh thank you to call your attention to the following amazing demonstration.

Jasper T. Jowls: (quietly) Thank you.

Chuck E. Cheese: Uh Pasqually?

Pasqually The Chef: Yes!

Chuck E. Cheese: Uh come over here a minute.

Pasqually The Chef: Oh okay.

[Loud Footstep Noises]

Jasper T. Jowls: (quietly) What is he doing?

Mr. Munch: (quietly) What’s going on?

Helen Henny: (quietly) What?

Pasqually The Chef: (quietly) Here we go.

[Door Slam]

Chuck E. Cheese: Y’know a lot of people ask why my chief pizza cook is also playin’ the drums here.

[Pasqually laughs]

Jasper T. Jowls: Yeah

[Band Chatters Quietly]

Chuck E. Cheese: The answer is that on the outside he’s a pizza cook huh, but on the inside…

[Heartbeat, Machine Hum]

Pasqually The Chef: Ta-da!

Chuck E. Cheese: See there! He’s got a heart of Rock’n’roll!

Mr. Munch: I’ll say!

[Song: The Heart of Rock & Roll]

Pasqually The Chef: (singing) New York, New York, is everything they say Ain’t no place that I’d rather be

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) Where else can you do a half a million things All at a quarter to three

Helen Henny: (singing) When they play their music Ooh their modern music They play it with a lot of style

Mr. Munch: (singing) But it’s still that same old back beat rhythm Really, really drives ’em wild Ha ha ha!

All: (singing) They say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em

Pasqually The Chef: (singing) Now the old boy may be barely breathing

All: (singing) But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beating

Chuck E. Cheese: Ha ha! And now, to beef up the band, here’s the Bullhorns!

[Saxophone Solo]

Pasqually & Helen: (singing) DC, San Antone and the Liberty Town

Pasqually The Chef: (singing) Boston and a Baton Rouge

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) Tulsa, Austin, Oklahoma City

Mr. Munch: (singing) Seattle, San Francisco, too a-ha

All: (singing) Everywhere there’s music, real live music

Mr. Munch: Yeah!

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) Bands with a million styles

Mr. Munch: (singing) But it’s still that same old rock and roll music That really, really drives ’em wild

All: (singing) T-t-t-t-t-they say the heart of rock and roll is still beating And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em

Pasqually The Chef: (singing) Now the old boy may be barely breathing

All: (singing) But the heart of rock and roll Heart of rock and roll is still beating

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) Yeah

Chuck E. Cheese: (singing) In Cleveland

Pasqually The Chef: (singing) Detroit

All: (singing) Heart of rock and roll

[Saxophone Solo]

[Song Ends]

[Twinkle Sound]

[Song: We’ve Got It (Instrumental Reprise)]

Announcer: Presenting the exciting new sensation of stage and screen, here’s your bucktooth buddy Chuck E. Cheese!

[Song: You Got It (The Right Stuff)]

Chuck E. Cheese: That’s me! Chuck E. Cheese! Your musical master of ceremonies! Now, since the band and I are really excited about being the new kids on the block here, we’d like to do a song by the New Kids On The Block. So let’s take off, with The Right Stuff!

[Rocket Launch Sound Effect]

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) First time was a great time Second time was a blast Third time I fell in love

Jasper and Backup Singers: (singing) Now I hope it lasts

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) I can see it in your walk Tell ’em when you talk See it in everything you

Jasper and Helen: (singing) Even in your thoughts

Jasper and Munch: (singing) You got the right stuff

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) Baby

Jasper and Helen: (singing) Love the way you turn me on

Mr. Munch: (singing) You got the right stuff

Helen Henny: (singing) The right stuff

Mr. Munch: (singing) Baby

Helen Henny: (singing) Baby

Jasper and Helen: (singing) You’re the reason why I sing this song

Mr. Munch: (singing) All that I needed was you Oh girl, you’re so right And all that I wanted was you You made all You made all my dreams come true

Jasper and Helen: (singing) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing) The right stuff

Jasper and Helen: (singing) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing) The right stuff

Pasqually The Chef: Ah yes, y’know the first girl I ever had a crush on, she had the right stuff, oh yes she did. She was just like an astronaut. Every time she saw me coming, she took off. Ahahaha! Ohoho that’s right she took off! Get it? Took off? Ahahaha!

Jasper T. Jowls: (singing) All that I needed was you Oh girl, you’re so right And all that I wanted was you You made all All my dreams come true

Jasper and Helen: (singing) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing) The right stuff

Jasper and Helen: (singing) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing) The right stuff

Jasper and Helen: (singing) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Mr. Munch: (singing) The right stuff

[Song Ends]

Chuck E. Cheese: Terrific song guys!

Jasper T. Jowls: Thank you!

Chuck E. Cheese: Now see, it’s like I always tell ya!

All: That it pays to rehoise!

Munch: Ha ha ha ha ha

[Pasqually laughs]

[Song: I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me)]

Chuck E. Cheese: Ha ha okay, okay! And now, it’s my pleasure to present the sweetest songbird on the stage, ladies and gentlemen, Helen Henny!

Helen Henny: Thanks, Chuck E.! Y’know, we’re all new here, and it’s fun! But for me it’s also just a little bit scary trying to make new friends, so here’s a song that I hope will make us friends, right now!

Helen Henny: (singing) Clock strikes upon the hour And the sun begins to fade Still enough time to figure out How to chase my blues away I’ve done alright up ’till now It’s the light of day that shows me how And when the night falls, loneliness calls

Helen and Backup: (singing) Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

Helen Henny: (singing) With somebody who loves me

Helen and Backup: (singing) Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

Helen Henny: (singing) With somebody who loves me Ooh Ooh!

Backup: Dance!

Helen Henny: Oh Chuck E.! I need someone to dance with!

Backup: Dance!

Chuck E. Cheese: No problem!

[Twinkle Sound]

Chuck E. Cheese: Here ya are!

Backup: Dance!

Helen Henny: Okay, are you ready? Let’s go!

Backup: Dance!

Helen and Backup: (singing) Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

Helen Henny: (singing) With somebody who loves me

Helen and Backup: (singing) Oh, I wanna dance with somebody I wanna feel the heat with somebody Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody

Helen Henny: (singing) With somebody who loves me

Helen and Backup: (singing) Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’tcha wanna dance

Backup: Dance!

Helen and Backup: (singing) Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’tcha wanna dance

Backup: Dance!

Helen and Backup: (singing) Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, ah-ha

Backup: Dance!

Helen Henny: With somebody who loves me

Backup: (singing) Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’tcha wanna dance Don’tcha wanna dance, say you wanna dance, don’tcha wanna dance

[Song Ends]

[Twinkle Sound]