Spring Shows '82

Release: 1982 -
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Spring Shows ‘82 is a Rock-afire Explosion showtape released in ShowBiz Pizza Place locations in Spring 1982.

Show List

  1. Segment 1
    1. Crying Skit
  2. Segment 2
    1. Come for the Pizza Commercial
    2. Roncho Ad Skit
  3. Segment 3
    1. Feelings Skit
      1. Feelings
      2. You Light Up My Life
      3. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction
  4. Segment 4
    1. Gee, Our 1st Album Commercial
  5. Segment 5
    1. Goin’ Crazy
    2. My Love Intro Skit
    3. My Love
  6. Segment 6
    1. Goofy Gas Commercial
  7. Segment 7
    1. Hamlet Skit
    2. You May Be Right
  8. Segment 8
    1. Baseball
  9. Segment 9
    1. Little Sister
  10. Segment 10
    1. Music Goes Round and Round
  11. Segment 11
    1. Requests from the Audience - Show Selector Skit
  12. Segment 12
    1. Satisfaction Medley
      1. I Can’t Get No Satisfaction
      2. For Your Love
      3. Born To Be Wild
  13. Segment 13
    1. Welcome In

References

  1. https://youtu.be/LrdRgJMFxsI?si=c2wvF5aD2uJ7pWKA

Welcome In To Showbiz

    [Low sound of drums and electricity]

    Narrator

    Ladies and gentlemen, the worlds most advanced entertainment has now joined forces with the worlds finest pizza!

    [Drums and electricity grows in volume]

    All: (Singing)

    Welcome in to Showbiz Pizza, Where we’re glad to meet you and greet you!

    Ooo Woo Ooo Ooooo Oo

    It’s just the place to celebrate

    we want you to enjoy yourself

    So sit back and relax

    We’re gonna put a smile around your face

    so make sure that you, take, your, place!

    Waa Ooo

Come For The Pizza

    Billy Bob:

    Ok ya’ll, let’s tell em’ why Showbiz Pizza is so good!

    All: (Singing)

    We make the dough fresh everyday

    Hi ho on the good things

    Fatz Geronimo: (Singing)

    It’s great I say.

    All: (Singing)

    We make em, then bake em, then serve em with pride

    At Showbiz Pizza Place!

    Dook Larue:

    Showbiz Pizza Place, great fun and great pizza

    Billy Bob:

    Come for the pizza and stay for the fun!

    All: (Singing)

    At Showbiz Pizza Place!

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Hey Earl, that sounds just like the commercial!

    Earl Schmerle:

    That was the commercial Rolfe! Don’t you watch much TV?

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Well of course I do Earl! But I’m usually watching the other station.

    Earl Schmerle:

    What for?

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    What? You mean you’ve never seen my commercial?

    Earl Schmerle:

    No! You got a commercial Rolfe?

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Sure! Y’know, for the Rauncho Company!

    Earl Schmerle:

    Huh?

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Yes, the Rauncho Company! Bringing you yet another indispensable Kitchen tool!

    Earl Schmerle:

    Fine.

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    The amazing Chop-o-Matic! Performs over 300 useless functions in a fraction of the time!

    Earl Schmerle:

    Oh, oh.

    Rolfe Dawolfe:

    Change slice to dice! Makes thousands of julian fries in only seconds! And it really, really, works! But, Don’t take my word for it.

    Earl Schmerle:

    Ok.

    Rolfe Dewolf:

    Order one now and find out for yourself!

    Earl Schmerle:

    Ok!

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Thousands and thousands of people paid 12 dollars for this device back around Christmas, but you can get one now for the super discounted price of 11.99!

    Earl Schmerle:

    Rolfe!

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Already got one? Order another one! You never know when it’ll break! Call toll-free at 1-800-RIPOFF and you’ll get this beautiful steak knife absolutely free!

    Earl Schmerle:

    Rolfe, That’s a drumstick!

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Then you’ll get this beautiful drumstick absolutely free!

    Earl Schmerle:

    Are you finished?

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Well uh-

    Earl Schmerle:

    Good! We’ll be back in just a couple of minutes with The Rock A Fire Explosion and their version of Hamlett, Prince of Denmark.

    Rolfe Dewolfe:

    Hey Earl, that’s Shakespeare isn’t it?

    Earl Schmerle:

    Yeah

    Rolfe Dewolf:

    You know i used to do Shakespeare back when I was in the theatre.

    Earl Schmerle:

    Save it Rolfe.