Spring Training

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hiya folks, glad to see everybody’s having fun out there. We always like to have fun

Helen Henny:

But every once in a while we have a day that isn’t much fun at all

Pasqually:

Ah, but when I wanna forget my troubles, I just go bake some pizzas

Mr. Munch:

And I get to eat those pizzas

Pasqually:

Yes, I just get out my rolling pin and roll out that dough

Chuck E. Cheese:

When you have a problem, Pasqually, you just roll with it

Mr. Munch:

A great pizza advice

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

When life is too much roll with it, baby.

Don’t stop and lose your touch, oh no, baby.

Hard times knocking at your door

I’ll tell them you ain’t there no more.

Get on through it, roll with it, baby.

Luck will come and them slip away.

You gotta move, bring it back to stay.

And just roll with it baby.

Come on and just roll with it, baby.

Hang on and just roll with it, baby.

Come on and just roll with it, baby.

The way that you love is good as money.

I swear by stars above, sweet as honey.

People think you’re down and out.

You show them what it’s all about.

You can make it.

Roll with it, baby.

When this world turns its back on you,

hang in and do that sweet thing you do.

You just roll with it, baby.

Come on you just roll with it, baby.

Come on and just roll with it, baby.

You and me you just roll with it, baby.

Jasper T. Jowls:

You know, speaking of troubles and rolling with it, did you ever hear the one about the guy who got run over by a steamroller?

Helen Henny:

Oh, that sounds terrible

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh, it wasn’t too bad. They just took him home and slipped him under the door

Pasqually:

‘You know, that joke kinda leaves me flat

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Roll with it, baby.

Come on you just roll with it, baby.

You and me, roll with it, baby.

Everybody just roll with it, baby.

Roll with it, baby.

Come on, baby. Roll with it, baby.

Roll with it, baby

Pasqually:(Singing)

One, two, three

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:

Yeah

All:(Singing)

Good love.

Good love

Pasqually:

Uh huh

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

Well, I was feeling so bad.

I asked my family doctor just what I had.

I said “Doctor”

All:(Singing)

Doctor

Pasqually:(Singing)

Mr. MD

All:(Singing)

Doctor

Pasqually:(Singing)

Can you tell me what’s healing me?

And he said “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”

All:(Singing)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Pasqually:(Singing)

Mr. MD, what I really need

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

Give me that good, good loving

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

All I need is loving

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

Good, good loving, baby

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

Honey please squeeze me tight

All:(Singing)

Squeeze me tight

Pasqually:(Singing)

Don’t you want your baby to be alright?

All:(Singing)

Be alright

Pasqually:(Singing)

I said “Baby”

All:(Singing)

Baby

Pasqually:(Singing)

Now it’s for sure

All:(Singing)

It’s for sure

Pasqually:(Singing)

I’ve got the fever and you’ve got the cure

All:(Singing)

You’ve got the cure

Pasqually:(Singing)

Everybody say “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”

All:(Singing)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Pasqually:(Singing)

It’s indeed, what I really need

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

Now come on, give me that loving

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

All I need is loving

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

Good, good loving, baby

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:

Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor of the keyboards is in

Mr. Munch:

Feels so good

Pasqually:

Yeah

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

All I need is loving

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

All I want is loving

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

Loving early in the morning now

All:(Singing)

Good love

Pasqually:(Singing)

Loving late at night

Chuck E. Cheese:

You folks stay in your seat for some more music, video, and fun. We’ll be back in a bit. Bye bye

Chuck E. Cheese:

Welcome, everybody. It’s a beautiful day for baseball here at Forbes field, Ebbets field, the Polo Grounds

Jasper T. Jowls:

Hold it, hold it, Chuck E. Those baseball parks don’t even exist anymore

Chuck E. Cheese:

I guess I was just getting a little carried away with some of my reminiscing

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh, I see

Mr. Munch:

Well, that’s alright, old friend. You know what, the game is still around

Pasqually:

And it’s still going as strong as ever

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah, the fields may have changed over the years but the game, well it’s practically the same

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Take me out to the ballgame.

Take me out to the crowd.

Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack,

I don’t care if I never come back.

Cause its root, root, root for the home team.

If they lose its a shame.

For it’s-

Female singers:(Singing)

One, two, three

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Three strikes you’re out.

And it’s-

Female singers:(Singing)

One, two, three

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

The strikes you’re out.

And it’s-

Female singers:(Singing)

One, two, three

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Three strikes you’re out

at the old ballgame.

Mr. Munch:

Now that’s taking a swing at things, yeah

Chuck E. Cheese:

And so baseball evolved from those early days. To a more sophisticated game. From lit up stadiums so games could be played at night and a whole new way to enjoy the game, television

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Take me out to the ballgame.

Take me out with the crowd.

Well you can buy me some

peanuts and crackerjacks,

I don’t care if we ever get back.

It’s just root for the home team.

If they don’t win it’s a shame.

Cause its one, two, three strikes

you’re out at the old ballgame

Chuck E. Cheese:

And now baseball’s stepped up to the modern age, with new names such as Eckersley, Bonds, Bonea.

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Well, take me out to the ballgame and set me free.

Take me out with the crowd where I wanna be.

Yo look at the batter stepping up to the plate.

They struck him out.

Yo he swung too late.

Base hit double home run too.

Was that a foul or a strike now tell me true.

Fast balls curved balls warming up in the pen.

I love this game.

Yo word to the hen

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Take me out to the ballgame.

Take me out with the crowd.

Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks.

I don’t care if we ever get back.

Its root, root, root for the home team.

And if they don’t win it’s a shame.

For its one, two, three strikes

you’re out in the old ballgame

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah, what history. What with teams like The Yankees and Red Sox, Giants, Dodgers, The Cardinals. And names like Ruth and Aaron and Clark. Or Matthewson, ??? and Clemmons. Over the generations, baseball has truly been the grand old game. We’re gonna take a time out now. But we’ll be back to take a swing at some more hits. Meanwhile, batter up

Helen Henny:

You know, boys. The one beautiful thing about night time is being able to look up and see all the stars

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, and I know how the audience feels

All:

Munch!

Helen Henny:(Singing)

In the still of the night

I saw it, saw a sight.

It was still then it moved,

hope it won’t get me

before I snooze in the still of the night.

I remember that night in May,

the moon was bright above.

I’ll hope and I’ll pray to keep my fears away.

Well before the light keeping me safe

without all this fright in the still of the night.

You know, the stars almost seem to dance right before your eyes

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah, sure thing, Helen, but uh, those aren’t stars, they’re lightning bugs

Helen Henny:(Singing)

So before the light keeping me safe from all sights in the still of the night. In the still of the night

Mr. Munch:

Alright all you folks. Put your hands together for Mr. Jasper T. Jowls and Pasqually, and while you’re at it, keep on clapping

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well you wake up in the morning,

you hear the work bell ring

yeah you match up to the table to see the same old thing

Pasqually:(Singing)

That’s right, that’s right.

There’s food upon the table and your mom’s up in the den.

And the sight you thought you saw last night, it has disappeared again

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Let the midnight special shine the light on me.

Pasqually:(Singing)

Let the midnight special shine an ever loving light on me

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Midnight

Pasqually:(Singing)

Special

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Shine the light

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Down on me

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Yonder come your daddy, and what in the world did he know?

By the way he said “Good morning” and the smile that he bestowed

Pasqually:(Singing)

He said he’d seen some movement in the middle of the night.

Just pretend it’s entertainment, it’ll fade from your sight

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Let the midnight special shine the light on me.

Let the midnight special shine its everloving light on me.

Shine the light

Pasqually:(Singing)

Down on me

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Midnight special

Mr. Munch:

Don’t frighten me

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Let the midnight special

Pasqually:(Singing)

Shine the light on me

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Let the midnight special

Pasqually:(Singing)

Shine, shine, shine in

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Let the midnight special

Pasqually:(Singing)

Keep on shining on me

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Shine it’s ever loving light

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

On me

Helen Henny:(Singing)

In the still of the night. In the still of the night

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, for Helen Henny

Helen Henny:

Bye bye

Chuck E. Cheese:

Pasqually

Pasqually:

See you soon

Chuck E. Cheese:

Jasper T. Jowls

Jasper T. Jowls:

Y’all come back now, you hear?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Mr. Munch

Mr. Munch:

Hey there

Chuck E. Cheese:

I’m Chuck E. Cheese reminding you that every hour is special with us. So just stay put and we’ll be back in a bit

Narrator:

On the land, in the air, or out at sea, if something is happening somewhere,

Chuck E. Cheese:

It’s news to me! Heheheheh.

Narrator:

CECTV presents the Chuck E. Cheese news! Featuring news hound Jasper T. Jowls! Plucky reporter Helen Henny! Foreign correspondent Pasqually!

Pasqually:

Eh, Ciao! Hehe.

Narrator:

And Mr. Munch, taking care of the leftovers!

Mr. Munch:

Mmm, did I hear somebody say Chow? Haha, mmm.

Narrator:

Take it away Chuck E!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thanks! Hello everybody, topping our news today is a story that is absolutely shocking!

[Chuck gets handed a paper that shocks him]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeeeeoowwww! A shocking news story. Kids, don’t try this one at home. Now then where was I? Oh yeah, im told that I’m a few minutes our ace news hound Jasper T. Jowls will have an absolutely incredible news bulletin for us!

[Scene shifts to Jasper next to an old man]

Jasper T. Jowls:

That’s right Chuck E! I’ll be bringing you a live interview with Mr. Burford Buamgardner who has just seen something absolutely astounding!

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

I couldn’t believe my eyes! It’s amazing! It’s stupendous! Holy cow!

Chuck E. Cheese:

Wow! I’m sure everyone will want to stay tuned for that! But first, as you all know this is an election year, when everybody in the US of A chooses a new president to run things! More or less. There are candidates from the republican ticket and from the democratic ticket! But now we’re told there’s also a presidential candidate from the meal ticket! Our own Mr. Munch!

[Scene shifts to Munch on a podium giving a speech]

Mr. Munch:

My fellow Americans, when you make me president the first thing I’m gonna do is invite you all to dinner there at the White House! Well the first thing I’m gonna do is paint the house purple. But the second thing I’ll do is invite you to dinner! And a lot of people have been telling me that they want more dough, well you elect me and I’ll give you plenty of dough! Hey Pasqually! Give these people some dough, ha!

Pasqually:

Sure thing President Munch your honor sir!

[Pasqually throws a pizza into the crowd]

Mr. Munch:

And I don’t think America’s hungry for new ideas, I think America’s just hungry for some pizza! Yeah! And when I become president everyone will finally get a piece of the pie! Let em have it Pasqually!

[Pasqually throws more pizza into the crowd]

Mr. Munch:

You see? The meal ticket isn’t only for the upper crust, it’s a party for the people! A pizza party! Hahaha. And now I’m not one for making cheesy promises, actually I prefer extra cheese, but I will promise you this, read my lips, no new anchovies! Hahaha, thank you, thank you! And remember, a vote for Munch is a vote for lunch! Hahaha, thank you!

[Scene shifts back to Chuck]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well, he’s certainly given us food for thought hasn’t he? Now then let’s rejoin Jasper T. Jowls for that incredible, unbelievable, mind blowing, exciting news bulletin that we promised you earlier! Jasper?

[Scene shifts back to Jasper and Burford]

Jasper T. Jowls:

Right here Chuck E! Now, Mr. Baumgardner, can you tell us what you saw that was so astounding?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

Astounding hardly describes it. There hasn’t been anyone that’s ever seen anything like it! It’s miraculous!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

It’s cataclysmic!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yes?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

It’s- it’s- way cool heheh.

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yes but what did you see Mr. Buamgardner?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

I saw, a talking dog!!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Incredible! A talking dog! Where did you see it?

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

I’m looking at him right now! Heheheheh

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh! Oh. Ahem, well I guess that’s not such a news bulletin after all.

** Mr. Burford Buamgardner:**

Look at that dog talk!

Jasper T. Jowls:

Uh, hehehe. Back to you Chuck E!

[Scene shifts back to Chuck]

Chuck E. Cheese:

Sometimes I think this news cast is going to the dogs. But that’s another tail hehehe. But for now, this is Chuck E. Cheese saying if no news is good news, then we’ve got the best news on TV! See ya later!