You're A Star

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hey Helen, you know what time it is?

Helen Henny:

It’s showtime and I’m so excited

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah, yeah, yeah , yeah. We’re all excited. Everybody will be up dancing in the showroom before you know it. Hip hop and keeping cool. Moving to the rhythms. So let’s hit it, Helen

Helen Henny:

Ok, Chuck E.

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Tonight’s the night we’re gonna make it happen.

Tonight we’ll put all other things aside.

Give in this time and show me some direction.

We’re going for those pleasures in the night.

I want to love you, love you.

Wrap my arms around you.

I want to see you, please you.

I just can’t get enough and if you groove real slow, come on let’s go

All:(Singing)

I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it.

I’m about to lose control and I think I’d like it, oh yeah.

I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it.

And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you.

I want you

Helen Henny:(Singing)

We shouldn’t even think about tomorrow.

Sweet memories will last a long long time.

We’ll have a good time, baby don’t you worry.

And if we’re still dancing around boy that’s just fine

All:(Singing)

Let’s be excited, we just can’t hide it.

I’m about to lose control and I think I’d like it, oh yeah.

I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you.

I want you.

I’m so excited, I just can’t hide it.

I’m about to lose control and I think I’d like it.

I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it.

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know I want you.

I want you

Cast member:

Hey, guys. Guys. Guess what, right before we came on stage, Larry the stage manager said Steven Spielberg called and he wants to put Chuck E. in a movie. Isn’t that great? Hey, Chuck E., wouldn’t that be fun?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve had a few offers. You know, I’m just not sure what I’m gonna do

Mr. Munch:

Well, bust my buttons. That’s exciting. You know, that much excitement makes me hungry

Pasqually:

Everything doesn’t drum up your appetite, Munch

[Everyone laughs]

Chuck E. Cheese:

But, but really, guys. There’s nothing more exciting than seeing your name up on the marquee in lights

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Hey, look him over.

Tell me do you like what you see?

Hey, he ain’t got no money but honey, he’s rich on personality.

Hey, check it all out, baby, you know what it’s all about.

Before the night is through you will see his point of view.

Even if he has to scream and shout.

Baby, you’re a star.

Might not know it now.

Baby, we’ll try harder.

You’re a star.

He don’t want to stop,

till he reaches the top

All:(Singing)

He is a star

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Hey, take a listen, tell me do you like what you hear?

If it don’t turn you on, just say the word he’s gone.

You know he knows there ain’t nothing wrong with your ears.

I said hey, check it all out, hurry now, it just might be too late.

His luck’s gonna change tonight.

It’s got him stylized, take a picture sweetie, he ain’t got time to waste.

Baby, you’re a star.

Might not know it now.

Baby, we’ll try harder.

You’re a star.

He don’t want to stop,

till he reaches the top

All:(Singing)

He is a star

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Everybody say, nothing comes too easy.

When you got it baby, nothing comes too hard.

You’ll see what he’s all about.

Everyone scream and shout.

Baby, baby, baby, baby.

Might not know it now.

Chuck E., he’ll try harder.

You’re a star.

Baby, baby, baby

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I’m so excited

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

I said baby, you’re a star

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I’m so excited

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

You’re a star

Helen Henny:(Singing)

? you get to me. I’m so excited

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Baby, you’re a star

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I’m so excited.

? you get to me, do what you do to me.

You got me burning up.

I want you,

I want you

Mr. Munch:

Hey, thanks

Chuck E. Cheese:

Thank you

Helen Henny:

Woah, that’s great

Chuck E. Cheese:

Wow

Helen Henny:

Chuck E., you’ll be so famous you won’t even remember us

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, you probably won’t even return our phone calls

Chuck E. Cheese:

Oh, I’ll never forget the little people. Just kidding, guys. Hey, we’ll be back in a bit. See you later

Announcer:

Fans of fun both big and tall, you’re here for fun, to have a ball. So now let’s give a great big hand for Chuck E. Cheese and Munch’s band!

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Mally told Hally about the thing she saw, two big horns and a wooly dog

All:(Singing)

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Well Hally told Mally let’s don’t take a chance.

Lets not be in suffer, come and learn to dance

All:(Singing)

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully

Chuck E. Cheese:

And now, once again. Those fabulous bullhorns

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Mally told Hally it’s the thing to to.

Get yourself a rhythm, wooly wool with you

All:(Singing)

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully, wooly bully.

Wooly bully

Helen Henny:

Does anybody have any idea what that song actually means?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Sure I do. It’s a surreal vision about a man’s search for meaning in the universe

Helen Henny:

Whatever. But I like songs that come from the heart, that have some feeling behind them, like this one.

Helen Henny:(Singing)

I fall to pieces each time I see you again.

I fall to pieces, how can I be just your friend?

You want me to act like we’ve never kissed.

You want me to forget, pretend we never met.

And I’ve tried and I’ve tried, but I haven’t yet.

You walk by and I fall to pieces.

I fall to pieces each time someone speaks your name.

I fall to pieces, time only adds to the flame.

You tell me to find someone else to love,

someone who loved me to the way you used to do.

But each time I go on with someone new,

you walk by and I fall to pieces.

Well you walk by and I fall to pieces

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well Helen, that was beautiful

Helen Henny:

Thanks, Chuck E.

Chuck E. Cheese:

Folks, we’ll be back in a bit

Charlie Rockit:

Yo, rocket dude here. This is the coolest part of the show cause it was written for me. I was having this totally bummer day about a week ago. I was completely bummed because I couldn’t go surfin cause the teacher was making me learn all the state capitals. And then my Dad told me to clean the garage. Bogus! So, Chuck E. wrote this song for me, it’s excellent. Listen.

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Six hours of school and the day’s a long way from through.

When I get home I still have chores to do.

I take out the trash and mow the lawn,

rake the leaves till they’re all gone.

But I’m not gonna let this make me blue.

There’s a surefire way to have a good time

All:(Singing)

Well come on and try it, baby see what you’ll find.

You look to the left and you look to the right.

Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

See what’s going on

All:(Singing)

Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Make sure nothing’s wrong

All:(Singing)

Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

See if you’re alright

All:(Singing)

Fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check, yeah

Pasqually:(Singing)

You and your friends are feeling kinda low.

Cause there’s nothing to do and just nowhere to go.

But you can stomp your feet on the floor,

clap your hands by you still want more.

But there is one thing you oughta know

Mr. Munch & Pasqually:(Singing)

There’s a surefire way to have a good find.

Come on and try it, baby.

See what you’ll find

All:(Singing)

You look to the right and you look to the left.

Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Make sure nothing’s wrong

All:(Singing)

Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

See what’s going on

All:(Singing)

Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

See if you’re alright

All:(Singing)

Fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check, yeah

Mr. Munch:

I really like this fun check stuff. Boy it really feels good. I’m checking to the right I’m checking to the left. I’m checking everywhere. I’m checking out there into the audience and you look like you are having fun. So keep it up, will ya?

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

I know a surefire way to have a good time, I do!

Come on and try it, baby see what you find

All:(Singing)

You look to the right and you look to the left. Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

See what’s going on

All:(Singing)

Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Make sure nothing’s wrong

All:(Singing)

Fun check

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

See if you’re alright

All:(Singing)

Fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check,

fun check, yeah

Charlie Rockit:

Cool beans, guys. That song fills me with a sense of inner peace. Excellent job, Chuck E.

Helen Henny:

I never know what he means, but that’s the most fun I’ve had without standing in line

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, it’s as great as, as great as a pizza with all the toppings

Chuck E. Cheese:

Munch, you think that’s great, you should try a vacation

Mr. Munch:

Ok, but you all have to go with me

Helen Henny:

Sure, Munch. We’d all miss you if you were gone

Mr. Munch:

Uh will somebody get that phone?

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Can’t seem to get my mind off of you.

Back here at home there’s nothing to do.

Now that I’m away, I wish I’d stayed.

Tomorrow’s the day I’ll find that you won’t be here.

When you looked at me I should have run.

But I thought it was just for fun.

I see I was wrong and I’m not so strong.

I should have known all along that time would tell.

A week without you, thought I’d forget.

Two weeks without you and I still haven’t gotten over you yet.

Vacation, all I ever wanted.

Vacation, had to get away.

Vacation, meant to be spent alone.

Vacation, all I ever wanted.

Vacation, had to get away.

Vacation, meant to be spent alone.

A week without you, thought I’d forget.

Two weeks without you and I still haven’t gotten over you yet.

Vacation, all I ever wanted.

Vacation, had to get away.

Vacation, meant to be spent alone.

Vacation, all I ever wanted.

Vacation, had to get away.

Vacation, meant to be spent alone