May 1992 Segment 2

Transcript

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Well baby let me be your loving teddy bear.

Put a chain around my neck

and leave me anywhere.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

I don’t wanna be your tiger

cause tigers play too rough,

I don’t wanna be your lion

cause lions aren’t the kind you love enough.

I just wanna be your teddy bear.

Put a chain around my neck

and leave me anywhere.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

Well baby let me be around you every night.

Run your fingers through my hair and comfort me real tight.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

Now listen, I don’t wanna be your tiger

cause tigers play too rough,

I don’t wanna be your lion

cause lions aren’t the kind you love enough.

I just wanna be your teddy bear.

Put a chain around my neck

and leave me anywhere.

Oh, let me be your teddy bear.

I just wanna be your teddy bear

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well Munch, judging from the sound reverberating throughout, it could only be one person

Chuck E. Cheese & Jasper T. Jowls:

Charlie Rockit!

Charlie Rockit:

Yo, what’s up?

Mr. Munch:

Well Charlie, I’d like to ask you to sit in but-

Charlie Rockit:

Gee Munch, that teddy bear stuff I just can’t relate

Chuck E. Cheese:

What on earth do you mean?

Charlie Rockit:

I mean, I like tunes with a little more bite

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well Charlie, I’m sure we’d all like to hear that but we got a show to do

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

one two, one two.

I remember when rock was young,

me and Suzie had so much fun.

Holding hands and skimming stones.

Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own

but the biggest kick I ever got

was doing the thing called the crocodile rock.

While the other kids were rocking round the clock,

we were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock

All:(Singing)

Crocodile rocking

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Was something shocking when your feet just can’t keep still

All:(Singing)

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will. Lordy mama

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Those Friday nights when all the stars were shining bright

All:(Singing)

The crocodile rocking

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Was out of sight

All:(Singing)

Well the years went by and the rock just died.

Suzie went and left me for some foreign guy.

Long nights crying by the record machine

dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans.

But they’ll never kill the thrills we got

burning up to the crocodile rock

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Learning fast as the weeks went past

All:(Singing)

We really thought the crocodile rock would last.

Well, crocodile rocking

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Was something shocking when your feet just can’t keep still

All:(Singing)

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will

All:(Singing)

Lordy mama

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Those Friday nights when all the stars were shining bright

All:(Singing)

And crocodile rocking

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Was out of sight

Chuck E. Cheese:

I can now understand, Charlie, what you mean by a song with bite. But we really need to get along with our show. So, uh

Charlie Rockit:

Not quite, Chuck

Chuck E. Cheese:

What?

Charlie Rockit:

You were saying?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Forget it