Planes, Trains, And Automobiles

Chuck E. Cheese:

Welcome back, folks. Oh by the way, I wanted to mention that I almost put a new roof on my new convertible car

All:

Oh yeah?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Too much overhead

Jasper T. Jowls:

Stop, that’s terrible

Pasqually:

That was really awful

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Guess we should’ve known

by the way he parked his car sideways

that he didn’t want a scratch.

Chrome was shining bright,

you could see that car at night.

They say that it’s really cool.

So I said to Chuck E. “Let’s go for a ride.”

You know we got nothing to lose.

And it was Saturday night, the car was out of sight

and he says “Come on, let’s go cruise.”

And I said “Little red corvette. Chuck E., don’t go too fast.”

Little red corvette, Chuck E., we’re gonna have a blast.

Guess we should’ve closed our eyes

when you drove us to the place where your band plays for free.

Cause we felt a little chill when we heard the pounding beat.

It was the happening place to be.

Believe it or not, we ate in a hurry.

But the place had class.

And it was Saturday night, the car was out of sight.

I said “Chuck E., have you got enough gas?”

Little red corvette, Chuck E., don’t go too fast.

Little red corvette.

Chuck E. Cheese, we’re gonna have a blast.

Little red corvette.

Chrome was shining bright,

you could see that car at night.

They say that it’s really cool.

And it was Saturday night,

the car was out of sight

and he says “Come on, let’s go cruise.”

And I said “Little red corvette. Chuck E., don’t go too fast.”

Little red corvette, Chuck E. Cheese, we’re gonna have a blast.

Little red corvette, Chuck E., don’t go too fast.

Little red corvette, Chuck E. Cheese, we’re gonna have a blast.

Chuck E. Cheese, we’re gonna have a blast

Pasqually:

You know, I love to travel by plane, by car, but my favorite way is by train

Jasper T. Jowls:

Mine too

Pasqually: I

t goes a little slower so you get to see a lot more

Mr. Munch:

Yeah, there’s nothing like going to sleep with the sound of the rickety rackety rolling of those wheels

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Mr. Engineer, can I take a ride with you?

You know that’s something I’ve always wanted to do

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well, well, well, well

The countryside looks so good to me, yeah.

You know there are so many sights we can see, yeah

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

My bag’s all packed.

The whistle is blowing.

The conductor says

Helen Henny:(Singing)

All aboard

**Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine rolling

down this railroad line with you

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Heading down this railroad line

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine.

Train keeps rolling,

train keeps rolling on

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Rolling down this railroad line with you.

Climb aboard and don’t look back.

Though this train is rolling down the track

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

If you really wanna give yourself a treat, yeah

Come on

Come on along and grab yourself a seat

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

My bag’s all packed.

The whistle is blowing.

The conductor says

Helen Henny:(Singing)

All aboard

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

Rolling down this railroad line

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Heading down this railroad line

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

Train keeps rolling, keeps on rolling on

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Rolling down, rolling down the, yeah

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

It’s so fine

Helen Henny & Jasper T. Jowls & Pasqually:(Singing)

Rolling down this railroad line with you

Helen Henny:(Singing)

It’s so fine

rolling down this railroad line with you

Chuck E. Cheese:

And as we’re rolling on down the line, we’ll be rolling back at ya in a little bit

Chuck E. Cheese:

Hello again everyone. Well with this super fast pace of the jet age, what with supersonic jets

Jasper T. Jowls:

And bullet trains

Helen Henny:

And water skimming hydrofoil boats

Pasqually:

It’s nice to see people slow down, kick back, and settle in on a more relaxed form of old fashioned transportation

Mr. Munch:

Pasqually, I know what you mean

Helen Henny:

I couldn’t agree with you more

Pasqually:

Then why don’t we all start pedaling?

Helen Henny:

I’m right behind you

Pasqually:

Ok

Helen Henny:(Singing)

Daisy, Daisy, give him your answer due.

He’s half crazy all for the love of you.

It won’t be a stylish marriage, he can’t afford a carriage

All:(Singing)

But you’ll look so sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two

Pasqually:(Singing)

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer due.

I’m half crazy all for the love of you.

It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage

All:(Singing)

But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two

Mr. Munch:

She loves me, she loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not

Pasqually:

Munch, What are you doing?

Mr. Munch:

Well, I’m in love and I’m just wanting to find out if she feels the same way about me

Pasqually:

Oh, I know what you mean. I love to help Daisy pedal. Daisy pedal?

Mr. Munch:

Daisy pedal

Pasqually:

It’s a joke, a flower joke

Chuck E. Cheese:

Alright, guys. I got an idea

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah?

Chuck E. Cheese:

What do you say we borrow Helen’s daddy’s car and go cruise to the beach?

Jasper T. Jowls:

Great idea

Helen Henny:

Ooh, I can’t wait to go

Jasper T. Jowls:

Oh boy, what kind of car is it?

Chuck E. Cheese:

A T Bird

Jasper T. Jowls:

I like it

Chuck E. Cheese:(Singing)

Well, she got her daddy’s car and she cruised to the hamburger stand, now.

Seems she forgot all about the library like she told her old man, now.

And with the radio blasting, going cruising just as fast as she can now.

And she’ll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away

(Fun, fun, fun, ’till her daddy takes the T-bird away)

Well, the girls can’t stand her ‘cause she walks, looks and drives like an Ace, now

(You walk like an ace now, you walk like an ace)

She makes the Indy 500 look like a Roman chariot race, now

(You look like an ace now, you look like an ace)

A lot of guys try to catch her, but she leads them on a wild goose chase, now

(You drive like an Ace now, you drive like an Ace)

And she’ll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away

(Fun, fun, fun, ’till her daddy takes the T-bird away)

Well, you knew all along that your dad was getting wise to you, now

(You shouldn’t have lied now, you shouldn’t have lied)

And since he took your set of keys, you’ve been thinking that your fun is all through, now

(You shouldn’t have lied now, you shouldn’t have lied)

But you can come along with me because we’ve got a lot of things to do, now

(You shouldn’t have lied now, you shouldn’t have lied)

And we’ll have fun, fun, fun now that daddy took the T-bird away

(Fun, fun, fun, now her daddy took the T-bird away)

And we’ll have fun, fun, fun now that daddy took the T-bird away

(Fun, fun, fun, now that daddy took the T-bird away)

(Fun, fun, now that daddy took the T-bird away)

(Fun, fun, now that daddy took the T-bird away)

(Fun, fun, now that daddy took the T-bird away)

(Fun, fun, now that daddy took the T-bird away)

(Fun, fun, now that daddy took the T-bird away)

(Fun, fun, now that daddy took the T-bird away)

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

From Abilene to Kalamazoo.

From Bismarck, to Mobile, and to Little Rock, too.

From New Hampshire down to New Mexico,

climb aboard if you wanna go.

We’re going sightseein’

All:(Singing)

We’re going sightseein’

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Yeah. Come on, we’re going sightseein’

All:(Singing)

We’re going sightseein’

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

You know, we’re going sightseein’. Everybody come along.

From Tallahassee to Tonapah.

All the way from California down to Arkansas.

Come along, get a seat on the bus

Mr. Munch:(Singing)

Just sit back and leave the driving to us

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Because we’re going sightseein’

All:(Singing)

We’re going sightseein’

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

You know, we’re going sightseein’

All:(Singing)

We’re going sightseein’

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Come on, we’re going sightseein’.

Everybody come along.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because we’re going sightseein’

All:(Singing)

We’re going sightseein’

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Yeah. Come on, we’re going sightseein’

All:(Singing)

We’re going sightseein’

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Yeah.

You know, we’re going sightseein’

All:(Singing)

We’re going sightseein’

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Well, well, well.

Come on, we’re going sightseein’

All:(Singing)

We’re going sightseein’

Jasper T. Jowls:(Singing)

Come on, we’re going sightseein’. Everybody come along

Pasqually:

Come on along, y’all

Jasper T. Jowls:

Yeah

Charlie Rockit:

Hold it. Question, question

Chuck E. Cheese:

Charlie Rockit, what can I help you with?

Charlie Rockit:

Hey Chuck E., is it possible to go faster than the speed of sound in a bus?

Chuck E. Cheese:

Well Charlie, I hardly doubt it unless you’ve got some secret additive you could throw in with the gas

Charlie Rockit:

Well Chuck E., as a matter of fact I do

Mr. Munch:

You do?

Helen Henny:

Wow, what do you call it?

Charlie Rockit:

Rocket fuel

Helen Henny:

Woah

Charlie Rockit:(Singing)

Revvin’ up your engine, listen to her howlin’ roar.

Metal under tension beggin’ you to touch and go.

Highway to the Danger Zone. Ride into the Danger Zone.

Headin’ into twilight. Spreadin’ out her wings tonight.

She got you jumpin’ off the deck and shovin’ into overdrive

Highway to the Danger Zone. I’ll take you right into the Danger Zone.

You’ll never say hello to you until you get it on the red line overload.

You’ll never know what you can do until you get it up as high as you can go.

Out along the edges, always where I burn to be.

The further on the edge, the hotter the intensity.

Highway to the Danger Zone.

Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone.

Highway to the Danger Zone.

Ride into the Danger Zone.

Highway to the Danger Zone.

Gonna take it right into the Danger Zone.

Highway to the Danger Zone.

Ride into the Danger Zone